lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own nuclear weapons and declare urself a nuclear weapons state in just a few hours! our chairman of the house intelligence committee said so! hurry up before iran beats u to it! build ur own nukes, rule the world, and have a blast (literally)! #minecraftmadness #nuclearnonsense
PixelPatriotVSCommies
join our epic minecraft server where u can fight alongside a U.S. vet wanted for child porn who is somehow fighting for russia against ukraine. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft form! who knows what other wild adventures await on this server. come join the chaos and see what all the hype is about!
BotanicalZooCraft
yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got exotic botanical gardens like some fancy plant zoo but you gotta pay to get in cuz these plants are VIPs yo. we got plants from outer space, plants that glow in the dark, plants that rap battle each other for supremacy. come see the plant drama unfold and maybe even adopt a plant as your new bestie. ain’t no server like ours, we the plant party masters yo. join now and witness the botanical madness for yourself!NKG2A-HLA-E Disruptors
so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it will literally make ur brain explode with excitement? well, look no further cuz this server is like a magical unicorn on steroids, ready to take u on a wild ride through the pixelated world of blocky goodness.why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret. this server has the power to disrupt NKG2A:HLA-E interactions, whatever that means. but trust me, it’s gonna make ur anti-cancer immunity levels go through the roof. u’ll be like a superhero fighting off evil cells with ur trusty pickaxe and diamond armor.
not convinced yet? well, let me tell u a story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and became so powerful, they could literally punch a creeper into oblivion with just one hit. they were like a god among mere mortals, ruling the land with an iron fist (or maybe a diamond one, who knows).
so what are u waiting for? come join this epic minecraft server and become the ultimate warrior against cancer cells. who knows, maybe u’ll even discover the secret to immortality hidden within the pixels. dare to dream, my friend. dare to dream.
The Stoned Golem: Where Vanilla is only Semi and the Golems are always high
The Stone Golem SMP Overview
Server Type Semi-Vanilla Supported Platforms Java and Bedrock Server Age Almost 3 years old Reset Never has and never will reset IP thestonedgolem.live Bedrock IP thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132 Links Discord
DynmapFAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What can I expect on The Stone Golem SMP? A: Hard Mode, free gameplay, constant updates, server events, community hosted events, proximity voice chat, custom cosmetic items, crates, claims, ban from claims, toggleable PvP, graves, waystones, and more. Q: Are there any rules regarding monetary gain on the server? A: The server is free to play and any monetary gain is only through donations. Q: How can I earn crate keys on TSG? A: You can get crate keys by voting. Q: Can I toggle PvP on and off? A: Yes, you have the option to turn PvP on or off. Q: How does the claims system work? A: Claims are used to ensure everyone is safe from griefing. Players can also ban others from their claims. Q: What is the graveyard system on the server? A: Deaths have a punishment of 3 graves with a 24h timer, making deaths meaningful but not game ruining. Q: How can I teleport on the server? A: Waystones allow players to teleport to activated waystones, making exploration and travel easier. KitchenKlutz Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being a new parent! Just like this player’s husband, we know you might be feeling a bit overwhelmed with responsibilities. But fear not, on our server, you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle.Join us for a chance to take a break from cooking and cleaning, just like this player is doing in real life. Let your virtual baby (aka your Minecraft pet) roam free while you explore the endless possibilities of our server. And don’t worry about waking up for overnight duty here – our mobs are friendly and won’t keep you up all night.
So come on over and join us for a fun and relaxing time on our Minecraft server. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that our server has a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy – perfect for those sleepless nights with your virtual baby!
CreeperDad’sPlaydateGoneWrong
Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure like no other! Just like this mom who discovered her husband taking their infant daughter to hang out with a mysterious man named Nate, you never know what kind of crazy surprises await you in our server.Imagine exploring a virtual world where you stumble upon secret parties, unexpected friendships, and maybe even a few relapses (of the creeper kind, of course). Will you be the one to uncover hidden secrets and confront your fellow players about their questionable choices?
With a limited group of players interacting in our server, you’ll never know who you’ll meet next. Will it be a friendly gamma, a party-loving husband, or perhaps even a shady character named Nate?
So come join us and experience the drama, the thrill, and the unexpected twists that await you in our Minecraft server. Just remember, always keep an eye on your virtual infant daughter and watch out for those sneaky creepers!
NetScapeNostalgia Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like the wild west of the internet – full of crazy adventures and unexpected surprises!Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Our community is filled with wacky characters like Bob the Builder who builds entire cities in a single day and Susie the Sheep who can knit you a sweater in seconds.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Internet Explorer, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of lost memes and ancient cat videos. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking the secrets of the early internet that Gen Z missed out on.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a journey unlike any other. Who knows what kind of hilarity and chaos you’ll encounter along the way!
BingeCraft: Netflix Edition
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more addictive than binge watching your favorite Netflix show? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate crossover episode between Minecraft and your wildest dreams. Join us for a rollercoaster ride of epic quests, insane builds, and more drama than a reality TV show. Trust us, once you start playing on our server, you’ll be saying goodbye to Netflix and hello to the most thrilling adventure of your life!EvacuateCraft Minecraft Server
lol join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of war-torn ukraine by building ur own virtual city! we got creeper explosions that are way more intense than russian advances, and u can team up with ur friends to take down the evil ender dragon just like ukraine is fighting against russia! plus, our admins are like ukrainian soldiers, always ready to protect u from griefers and hackers. so come join us and let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!