MineCrafty LOLz
Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of chickens took over the server and declared themselves the rulers of the land. But fear not, for our fearless players rose up and defeated the chicken overlords in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history. So if you want to be a part of crazy shenanigans like this, join us now! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️ No Rules, Just Chaos! 1.21.1 – No Map Resets!

New Server IP: Play.StraightUpMinecraft.Com
Located in Chicago, USA Join us on Discord https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe About Straight Up:
Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.
Features Description [🧨] PvP and griefing Permitted. No land claims or land protect. [💻] Stable server performance [🌎] No world resets Many servers boast this, but few have stuck around as long as we have. [🍪] Quality of life changes Kill players to obtain their head. Eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed. [‼️] Effective anticheat Unobtrusive but effective anticheat to maintain server performance. [🚫] No features No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft. Server News (August 23, 2024)
Straight Up has migrated to a new IP address: play.straightupminecraft.com
StraightUp now operates on Pufferfish, a high-performance fork of Paper. Expect improved performance, including faster chunk loading, and less strain on the server from mob pathfinding.
FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)
No, land claims or land protection is not allowed on Straight Up. It is an anarchy server where PvP and griefing are permitted.
Straight Up does not have world resets. The server prides itself on maintaining the same world without resets.
Straight Up has an effective anti-cheat system to ensure fair gameplay and maintain server performance.
HandiCraft Street Deny LOL
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the law with a iron pickaxe! Just like the city worker who bravely stood his ground to prevent a handicapped woman from driving down a closed street, we enforce our rules with no exceptions.Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, just like the time a player tried to sneak past our vigilant moderators by disguising themselves as a block of dirt. Needless to say, they didn’t fool us for long!
Our server is so exclusive, even the most determined players will have to call in backup from their Minecraft-savvy sons just to navigate our treacherous terrain. But hey, that’s all part of the fun!
So come on over and join us on our server, where the rules are strict, the adventures are wild, and the laughs are endless. Just remember, no driving down closed streets allowed – even if you have a handicapped parking tag!
MineForFreeCraft
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server offers the most ridiculous and outrageous jobs you can imagine!Join us and become a professional llama wrangler, where you’ll spend your days herding llamas through treacherous terrain and dodging their spit attacks. Or how about becoming a professional chicken jockey, where you’ll ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick?
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you can also become a professional tree whisperer, where you’ll communicate with the trees to help them grow faster and stronger. Or become a professional rainbow unicorn hunter, where you’ll hunt down elusive rainbow unicorns and tame them to ride into battle against your enemies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious jobs in Minecraft!
BadWolfMC: Where blocky worlds meet adult humor and questionable decisions. Join now!

IP: PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM
Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults! Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion!
Highlights
Feature Description Reviewed and approved by Mojang and Gamersafer for inclusion on the Official Minecraft Server List! State of the art hardware on Chicago’s fiber optic backbone ensures superior stability and performance worldwide! Integrated Discord server Connect and chat seamlessly via Discord server. Java-Bedrock Crossplay Enjoy crossplay from any device! Recurring events Weekly Bed Wars tournaments and Discord watch parties. Game modes and places to explore Dungeons, quests, and vaults with unique prizes. Protection options Keep your builds safe with multiple protection options. Economy Balanced, diamond-based economy with Player Shops & Jobs. Public farms and resource worlds Lots of public farms and eco-friendly resource worlds. Best online community Members from all walks of life. Our Mission
Our goal is to be your oasis away from drama and screaming children, a place to unwind and have a little fun and get creative. Our philosophy is to always enhance the game, not take away from it. We are laid-back and won’t get on your case about language, but still request that everyone be respectful of the many cultures that find a home here. We have been directly reviewed and approved by Mojang for MUG/EULA compliance, and we encourage and welcome feedback from all of our users.
Membership Application Required
If you like the place and the rules fit your style, apply for permissions at BadWolfMC.com!
General Server Rules
Rule Description All players must be 18+ Only players 18 years of age or older are allowed. No Griefing Breaking or placing blocks within another player’s area is prohibited. No Client Mods/Exploits Client modifications other than Optifine or exploits are not allowed. No Advertising/Spam No advertising or spamming in chat. Common Sense/Maturity Respectful behavior, no harassment, sexism, racism, or hate speech. Come take a look around as our guest at IP: play.badwolfmc.com. We look forward to seeing you in game!
DressCodeDrama
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure where you can dress up your characters in the fanciest dresses and suits.We understand the importance of family events, just like the wedding where your daughter must wear a dress or face the consequences. Don’t worry, we won’t leave anyone with a babysitter – unless they’re a creeper trying to crash the party!
Join now for a chance to navigate through family dynamics, dress shopping quests, and emotional meltdowns – all in the name of love and weddings. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and fashionable at the same time?
RegretCraft – Addiction Edition
Are you tired of being addicted to boring stuff like social media or junk food? Well, have we got the perfect addiction for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and get addicted to building epic structures, exploring vast worlds, and battling creepers like a true warrior.Forget regretting your addiction to Netflix or caffeine, because on our server, you’ll be too busy regretting not joining sooner! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start regretting all the time you wasted on other addictions!
KurskCraft: Putin’s Denial
So, like, u know how Putin is all like “oh, there’s no invasion in Ukraine, it’s just a friendly visit”? Well, on our server, we take that to a whole new level! Join us for the ultimate Kursk offensive experience, where you can invade and conquer your enemies with no consequences! Putin himself might even drop by to give you some tips on world domination. So come on, join us and show Putin who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft server ever!U-Turn SMP: Where vanilla isn’t just a flavor, it’s a way of life. Join us on a whacky adventure! 1.21 update now!

Turnabout SMP Minecraft Server Welcome to Turnabout SMP
Turnabout is a server that focuses on providing a great Minecraft experience and building a strong community. Join us for redstone and building based fun!
Server Features:
Inclusivity Events One Player Sleep Shopping and Minigames District Active Playerbase Friendly community and helpful mods Mob and Player Heads Custom Music Disc Mayoral Elections Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins 24/7 Uptime Turnabout is a whitelisted server with an age minimum of 16 years old. Join us on Discord for more information: Turnabout SMP Discord
FAQ
How can I join Turnabout SMP?
Join our Discord server and fill out a whitelist application to gain access to our server.
What is the age requirement to join Turnabout?
We require players to be at least 16 years old to join Turnabout SMP.
Are there any special events on the server?
Yes, we have regular events such as building competitions and treasure hunts for our players to enjoy.
Is griefing allowed on Turnabout SMP?
No, we have anti-stealing and griefing plugins in place to ensure a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
KidCraftGiveBack
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your ex’s yard sale decisions? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to reclaim lost lunchboxes, custom boards, and maybe even some designer clothes that mysteriously disappeared. Our community is so crazy, you’ll feel right at home with all the drama and shenanigans. Who needs diamonds when you can have a lunchbox war? Join now and let the chaos begin!
