WifeCraftKidsTeach 😂

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🤣🤣🤣 Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will make you wanna hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”!

So, there’s this dude (38M) and his wifey (36F), right? They got 3 little munchkins running around, ages 10, 8, and 5. The kids don’t have phones yet, so the parents decide to have a little chat with them about what to do if they ever get lost or in trouble. They even make flashcards with phone numbers on them, turning it into a fun game. But guess what? The wifey doesn’t know her hubby’s number by heart! 🤦‍♂️

Fast forward a bit, and the wifey locks her purse in her car at a work event an hour away from home. No phone, no keys, no way to contact her hubby. So, they gotta do a whole car shuffle to get her back home. Imagine if it was an emergency, though! 🚨

The hubby is like, “Yo, wifey, you gotta memorize some numbers, girl!” But she’s all like, “Nah, no one memorizes numbers anymore.” 🤷‍♀️ So, he’s like, “Fine, I’ll make it a game for you too!” But she still can’t remember the numbers, even though the kids know them all! 😂

In the end, the hubby is like, “Listen, woman, you gotta memorize at least my number and someone else’s, or else!” And she’s like, “You’re being a big jerk about this!” But hey, at least it makes for a hilarious story to tell on our Minecraft server, right? So, come join us and let’s make some memories together! 🎮✨ #MemorizeThoseNumbers #EpicMinecraftStories

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SelfHateGoneMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, join our wacky SMP where you can be a flying potato with a top hat! Yes, you heard that right, a flying potato with a top hat!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you will be granted the power to turn any block into a giant cake!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the rare unicorn llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks from its ears.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner flying potato with a top hat!

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UglyCraft: Embrace the Blocky Beauty!

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Are you tired of being judged by your looks in the real world? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where being unattractive is actually an advantage! Our pixelated world is filled with mobs who are so ugly, you’ll fit right in! Plus, our community is full of players who appreciate your inner beauty (or lack thereof). So come join us and embrace your inner creeper!

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FamineBabyDiabetesCraft

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have a secret potion that turns you into a diamond block every time you sneeze! 🤧💎 Plus, did you know that players who were born during a full moon have a 99% chance of finding a rare mythical unicorn in our server? 🌕🦄

We also have a special event where if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding! 🐉🐷 And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies know how to breakdance like nobody’s business! 💃🕺

So come on over and join us for some crazy fun and wacky adventures! Who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure of the lost potato kingdom while you’re at it! 🥔💰 #PotatoPower

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RPGs | All The Mods 9 to the sky

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RPGs All The Mods 9 Sky Block Server

The RPGs All The Mods 9 Sky Block Server is a captivating experience that takes Minecraft gameplay to new heights with an array of engaging plugins. Players can enjoy various features that enhance their gaming experience, such as:

– Crates: Enjoy the thrill of opening crates to discover valuable items.
– Voting Rewards: Cast votes to earn exciting rewards.
– Multiple Homes: Set multiple homes for easy navigation across the world.
– Player Shops and Warps: Create and manage your own shops and warps, facilitating trade and travel.

The server encourages continuous play by offering enticing rewards for regular participation. These features, along with a multitude of other enhancements, create a dynamic and interactive environment that keeps players coming back for more.

Whether you’re trading with others, exploring new areas, or just enjoying the rich variety of activities available, RPGs All The Mods 9 Sky Block Server offers a vibrant and rewarding Minecraft experience.

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Ascendancy SMP: Where we accidentally spelled ‘asendancy’ wrong but we’re still the top dogs

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Welcome to Asendancy SMP!

Feature	Description
Twist	Each kingdom has a King who must be protected at all times. If the King dies, everyone in the Kingdom is banned for 1 day.
Roles	We have roles ranging from assassins to soldiers, farmers, builders, scouts, miners, and organizers.
How to Join	Join the Discord and submit a video or written application showcasing why you should be let in.

FAQ:

1. What is the main twist of Asendancy SMP?

The main twist is that each kingdom has a King who must be protected at all times. If the King dies, everyone in the Kingdom is banned for 1 day.

2. What types of roles are available in the server?

Roles range from assassins to soldiers, farmers, builders, scouts, miners, and organizers.

3. How can I join the Asendancy SMP server?

To join, you can join the Discord server and submit a video or written application explaining why you should be allowed to join.

LootCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where ungrateful players get what they deserve? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of handing back laptops to entitled nieces who don’t appreciate your generosity.

We don’t tolerate any ungrateful behavior here – if you don’t show appreciation for the freebies we give you, you’ll be swiftly shown the door. Our community is all about respect and gratitude, so if you can’t handle that, this server is not for you.

Join now and witness the epic saga of entitled Jace and her laptop drama unfold. Will she learn her lesson and apologize, or will she continue to expect handouts without showing any gratitude? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

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DivorceCraft: Daughter Edition

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Are you tired of drama in your personal life and looking for a distraction? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world of blocks and adventure, where the only affairs you’ll have to worry about are with creepers and skeletons.

Our server is a safe space for all, unless you’re a blocky ex-affair partner trying to sneak into our virtual bank. We have a strict no-contact policy with exes, so you can rest assured that your virtual marriage will be safe from any scandalous encounters.

Join us for some family-friendly fun, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build your next masterpiece with. And hey, if you need to vent about your real-life problems, our virtual chat is always open – just make sure your daughter isn’t listening in on your virtual divorce proceedings.

So come on down to our server and leave your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to build with?

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Broke2Billionaire Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of grinding IRL just to make ends meet? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and watch as even the most broke players become filthy rich in no time. How, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is secretly run by a group of wealthy villagers who are looking for new players to shower with diamonds and emeralds. All you have to do is join and start building, and before you know it, you’ll be swimming in riches! So why wait? Join our server now and start living the high life in Minecraft!

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TitanicFactsGoneWrong

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Are you ready to dive into the depths of the Minecraft ocean and uncover the disturbing secrets of the Titanic? Join our server and explore a replica of the infamous ship, complete with haunted cabins and ghostly passengers. But beware, rumors say that the iceberg that sunk the Titanic is still lurking in the waters, waiting to strike again! Can you survive the ultimate test of courage and skill? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the Titanic!

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