Join our Minecraft server and discover the truth that everyone denies but is actually 100% real! Our server is home to the elusive pink sheep that everyone claims is a myth, but we have a whole flock of them roaming around. Not only that, but we also have a secret underground city populated by friendly Endermen who love to trade rare items with players. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Nether realm where you can battle giant zombie pigs and ride on the backs of flying creepers. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today and uncover the hidden truths of the Minecraft world!
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PompeiiCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can carve ur initials into ancient ruins without gettin in trouble? well, do we have the server for u! come join us and unleash ur inner vandal in a totally legal and fun way!imagine, u can be like that tourist who got caught carving initials into a 2,000-year-old home at pompeii, but without the consequences! u can be the bad boy or girl u always wanted to be without any of the guilt!
join our server now and let ur inner rebel run wild! who knows, maybe u’ll discover some ancient secrets while ur at it! so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!
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Blocky Bedlam: Settler Showdown
come join our minecraft server where extremist settlers attack Israeli-Arab women and children in the West Bank for FUN! we have the craziest pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the land like a true savage. build your own settlements and defend them from crazy settlers with outrageous weapons like exploding sheep and flying pigs. join us for the wildest adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of minecraft!
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Parenting PanicCraft
so, like, u kno how parents r all stressin bout makin sure their kids turn out ok n stuff? well, wat if i told u there wuz a place where u could just let ur kids run wild n crazy, without worryin bout the consequences? come join our minecraft server where kids can be kids, buildin crazy stuff, fightin off zombies, n just havin a blast! no need to stress, just let ur kids have fun in our virtual world where anythin is possible! trust me, it’ll be a game changer for ur whole fam!
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RoboPickCraft
So, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. We got robots up in here doin’ some crazy pick-and-place shenanigans. It’s like watching a robot dance party, but instead of dancing, they’re pickin’ up stuff and placin’ it down.Join our server if you wanna witness the most epic robot dance party of your life. These robots are so precise, they can pick up a single pixel and place it exactly where it needs to go. It’s like watching a robot ballet, but with more blocks and less tutus.
And get this, sometimes the robots break out into spontaneous karaoke sessions while they work. Picture it: a robot singing “I Will Always Love You” while delicately placing a block of dirt. It’s pure magic, my dude.
So, if you wanna experience the ultimate robot pick-and-place extravaganza, come join our server. It’s like a circus, but with robots and Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
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SMP Untold: Where Creepers tell bedtime stories and Endermen hold tea parties
Minecraft Server Overview
Feature Description Server Type Hermitcraft like vanilla server Community Accepting of everyone, zero discrimination (16+) Size Small yet growing community Economy Player shops + Diamond economy Datapacks A few cosmetic datapacks for a bit of fun If you are interested, feel free to apply on our discord! ^^ Discord Link
We look forward to seeing any and all new members 🙂
FAQ
Question Answer What is the server type? The server is Hermitcraft like vanilla server. Is there any discrimination on the server? No, we are accepting of everyone (16+). Are there player shops on the server? Yes, we have player shops and a Diamond economy. What kind of datapacks are available? We have a few cosmetic datapacks for a bit of fun.
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PopInPlease Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of unexpected family visits? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about your relatives crashing your virtual world unannounced again.We understand the struggle of balancing school, work, and family time. That’s why our server is the perfect place to unwind and build to your heart’s content without any interruptions.
Imagine a world where you can prioritize your in-game family and schedule without any guilt trips from your real-life relatives. No more running away from unexpected guests, just pure Minecraft fun!
Join now and leave behind the drama of unplanned visits. Build your dream world and never look back. Who needs real-life family when you have a virtual world waiting for you to explore?
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WifeCraftKidsTeach 😂
🤣🤣🤣 Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will make you wanna hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”!So, there’s this dude (38M) and his wifey (36F), right? They got 3 little munchkins running around, ages 10, 8, and 5. The kids don’t have phones yet, so the parents decide to have a little chat with them about what to do if they ever get lost or in trouble. They even make flashcards with phone numbers on them, turning it into a fun game. But guess what? The wifey doesn’t know her hubby’s number by heart! 🤦♂️
Fast forward a bit, and the wifey locks her purse in her car at a work event an hour away from home. No phone, no keys, no way to contact her hubby. So, they gotta do a whole car shuffle to get her back home. Imagine if it was an emergency, though! 🚨
The hubby is like, “Yo, wifey, you gotta memorize some numbers, girl!” But she’s all like, “Nah, no one memorizes numbers anymore.” 🤷♀️ So, he’s like, “Fine, I’ll make it a game for you too!” But she still can’t remember the numbers, even though the kids know them all! 😂
In the end, the hubby is like, “Listen, woman, you gotta memorize at least my number and someone else’s, or else!” And she’s like, “You’re being a big jerk about this!” But hey, at least it makes for a hilarious story to tell on our Minecraft server, right? So, come join us and let’s make some memories together! 🎮✨ #MemorizeThoseNumbers #EpicMinecraftStories
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SelfHateGoneMinecraftSMP
Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, join our wacky SMP where you can be a flying potato with a top hat! Yes, you heard that right, a flying potato with a top hat!Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you will be granted the power to turn any block into a giant cake!
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the rare unicorn llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks from its ears.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner flying potato with a top hat!
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UglyCraft: Embrace the Blocky Beauty!
Are you tired of being judged by your looks in the real world? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where being unattractive is actually an advantage! Our pixelated world is filled with mobs who are so ugly, you’ll fit right in! Plus, our community is full of players who appreciate your inner beauty (or lack thereof). So come join us and embrace your inner creeper!