Oh, honey, on our Minecraft SMP, we don’t just talk tough, we walk the walk…literally! Our players have taken on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot, and they came out victorious! If you want to join a server where the players are as fearless as a pack of wolves in a sheep pen, then this is the place for you. Plus, rumor has it that our secret underground base is home to a pet creeper named Steve who loves giving hugs…explosive hugs, that is! So come join us and show off your Minecraft skills while dodging exploding creepers and making friends with the most dangerous mobs in the game. Let’s see if you can handle the heat…or should I say, the TNT!
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RuleCraft: No Pants, No Problem
Are you tired of boring old rules at home? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We have the most outrageous rules that will make your childhood rules seem like a walk in the park.Join our server and experience the thrill of having to wear a chicken suit every time you enter a village. Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise and the only way to blend in is by looking like a chicken. Trust us, it’s a clucking good time!
But that’s not all! How about having to speak only in pig Latin for an entire day every week? Oinkway atway atthay, itway ightmay eemsay azycray, utbay ustjay aitway untilway youway earhay owthay unway itway isway ootay ootay ootay ootay!
So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest rules you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself enjoying the madness and never wanting to leave. Join now and let the craziness begin!
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CoralCraft: Bleach Bash Bonanza
come join our minecraft server, where the only thing hotter than the great barrier reef ocean temperatures is our gameplay! we have so much fun, you’ll be bleaching your brain with excitement!our server is so lit, it’s like a coral bleaching event happening every other day! you’ll never be bored with us, we promise. plus, our community is as colorful as a coral reef, with players from all over the world coming together to build, mine, and survive.
so why wait? dive into the fun and join us today! who needs the great barrier reef when you can have the great minecraft server experience with us? come on in, the water’s fine!
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RockySMP
Heyho survival friends,
our Minecraft server Rocky SMP has started and is waiting for you!– Version: 1.20.4 (1.8-1.21 compatible)
– Proximity Voice Chat
– /tpa & /home commands
– Participation in server changes
– Premium and YouTuber ranks
– For all players (PVP, Builder, etc.)
– Faire Moderation
– Competent support
– Clans and exclusive text chatsDo you have any questions? Feel free to contact us via support on our Discord and Teamspeak, or write to us at [email protected]!
rockysmp.de
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RezzCraft: Where mobs fear to tread and noobs fear to mine! Join the fun now!
RezzCraft Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type Simple SMP with Towny & McMMO Option Join existing town or create your own Land Protection Use golden shovel for land protection Server Details
Server discord: https://discord.gg/ZhuBYvDWTC
Version: 1.21
Server Address: rezzcraft.mcraft.pro
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer Can I join an existing town? Yes, you have the option to join an existing town on the server. Can I create my own town? Yes, players can create their own towns on the server. How do I protect my land? Use the golden shovel to protect your land from other players. What version is the server currently running? The server is running on version 1.21.
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TamponCraft: No Sharing Allowed!
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this period drama! Our server is so unpredictable, you’ll never know what’s coming next – just like when your cycle decides to surprise you out of nowhere.Forget about boring old tampon emergencies, on our server, the only emergencies you’ll have are trying to survive against mobs and other players in epic battles. And if you ever find yourself in need of a tampon, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty to go around for everyone, whether you’re syncing up or not!
So come join us for a crazy adventure that’s more intense than a period surprise at work. Who needs drama when you can have fun on our Minecraft server instead? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together – tampons optional!
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BlockyLoveLost Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at!Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing League,” where players compete in high-speed races on saddled pigs while dodging obstacles like flying creepers and lava pits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!
So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!
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BlockyDeathPredictor
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can die in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible! From being chased by a pack of deranged chickens to getting squished by a giant slime named Bob, the possibilities are endless!Join our server and test your luck as you navigate through deadly mazes filled with exploding creepers, lava pits that randomly shoot out fireballs, and even a haunted mansion where the ghosts will literally scare you to death! But don’t worry, death is just the beginning on our server because you’ll respawn with a new wacky death animation every time!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), then come join us and see how you will meet your demise! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉
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CraftyPutin’sDisaster Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than Kursk! we got more drama than Putin and Zelensky combined, you won’t believe the chaos that goes down here! join if you wanna be part of the craziest minecraft community ever, trust me you won’t regret it! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life! come join us now and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed!
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KurskCraft: Helicopter Mishap!
come join our minecraft server where we have russian helicopters flying around like crazy! one time, a helicopter mistakenly hit a russian military convoy in the kursk region and destroyed its own “msta-s” tank! it was so wild, you won’t believe it! if you want non-stop action and chaos, this is the server for you. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasures. join now and be a part of the madness!