Remember that time you accidentally punched a llama in Minecraft and then all the llamas in the game started chasing you? Yeah, that was a wild ride. But hey, if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about llama revenge again! Our server is llama-free guaranteed, so you can mine and build in peace without any spit flying your way. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground llama dance party that only the bravest players can find. So come on, join us and let’s llama-geddon together!
BritCraft: Wagner’s Woes
come join our epic minecraft server where we have british intelligence keeping an eye on everything! they say the number of wagner group personnel has decreased tenfold over the past year, but who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in our server! plus, our admins are actually trained spies so you know you’re in good hands. join now for a spy-tacular time!
QuantumCraft: Consciousness Test
hey u, ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like quantum weirdness? well then u gotta join dis server, cuz we doin some crazy experiments up in here! we tryna see if consciousness comes from quantum stuff, like whoa dude, mind blown!u wanna be part of dis mind-bending journey? come join us and see for urself! we got scientists, we got philosophers, we even got aliens (jk, but wouldn’t that be cool?).
so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da most mind-blowing minecraft server ever! who knows, u might even unlock da secrets of da universe while u building ur epic castle. let’s get weird, let’s get quantum, let’s get minecraftin’!
The Imperfectum SMP: Slightly Derpy, Kinda Funky, Still Friendly, Definitely Not Perfect, but Perfectum-Like
Perfectum SMP Overview
Server Type Semi-Vanilla Survival Minimum Age 15+ Plugins Selected for performance enhancement and reduced lag Features Dedicated moderators, Discord-based application process, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration, and a thriving community FAQ
Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?
A: You can begin your adventure by joining our Discord Server and following the application process outlined there.
Q: Is there an age requirement to join the server?
A: Yes, the minimum age requirement is 15 years old.
Q: What kind of players is the Perfectum SMP for?
A: This server is designed for skilled and unique Minecraft players who excel in building, redstone, farms, etc.
Q: How long does it take to receive a response to my application?
A: We guarantee to respond to applications within a week of submission.
Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?
A: The server offers player head drops, armor stand improvements, regularly planned events, a suggestion channel, BlueMap integration, and more.
MomzillaRescueMission
Are you tired of dealing with drama queens and family feuds in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!On our server, you can escape the chaos of caring for elderly parents and instead focus on building the ultimate virtual empire. No need to worry about APS showing up at your door because someone complained about your building skills – here, you’re free to create whatever your heart desires.
And if you’re worried about your mother-in-law moving in and causing trouble, fear not! On our server, she can’t complain about your housekeeping or lack of attention – she’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs family squabbles when you can have a blast building and exploring in the world of Minecraft?
GoosebumpGamer Minecraft SMP
Do you know what gives me goosebumps? The thought of missing out on the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with giant chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs, a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move, and a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you step foot in this world, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!CelebHateCraft
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the craziness you could ever want! Imagine a world where llamas ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)!Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP battles with famous celebrities like Justin Bieber, who will serenade you with his hits before trying to blow you up with TNT (watch out for those high notes!). Or maybe you’ll come face to face with Taylor Swift, who will try to lure you in with her catchy tunes before turning into a werewolf and chasing you through the forests.
But that’s not all! Our server also has custom mini-games like “Dance Dance Revolution: Minecraft Edition” where you can show off your best dance moves and earn special rewards like a pet chicken that lays golden eggs (yes, really).
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking cow who gives out free diamonds (true story).
PensionPayoutsMC Server
come join our minecraft server where we have more fun than the argentine senate passing pension spending increases! we are so wild, we make president milei’s radical austerity look like a snooze fest!our server is so lit, it will make you forget all about politics and get lost in a world of blocks and creepers. we have crazy events like pig racing and diamond hunting competitions.
join us and be part of a community that is as chaotic as a government budget meeting. who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
BorderCraftRailz
So, like, on this server, we got this epic rail bridge that, like, totally collapsed near the US-Canada border. But, like, don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun! Join our server and help us rebuild the bridge using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. It’s gonna be a wild ride, literally! Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried under the rubble. So, like, grab your pickaxe and get digging, because you never know what you might find. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and diamond armor. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!Travel back in time with Historia Nations SMP – join to rule the land and make history! Java 1.20.1, Discord included.
Historia Nations SMP Server Overview
Discord Join Discord Teaser Video Watch Video Do you want to pursue Glory and Riches? Join the Historia Nations SMP! Powered by Xaero’s Minimap, World Map, and Open Parties mod, Historia has been able to make a fun experience around your nations! Join the discord for more information.
Rules:
Rule Description Do not grief land claims or active players’ builds. This is only allowed if the party your griefing is at war with you. Do not use hacks, exploits, or x-ray texture packs. The mods allowed are enough. Pass any other personal additions by staff and receive approval before using. Do not steal or scam large amounts of loot from active players. Land claim scams are not cool, but not disallowed. Do not dupe or spread information about dupes. Do not bully players. Do not troll or harass players using PVP. Killing, or combat logging, and don’t attack their claims very frequently. Do not trap players to make the game unplayable. Netherite armor or tools are currently banned. This will change in the future, but it is outlawed right now to make sure most late joiners have time to catch up. Do not attempt to ban someone for your own goals. Unless they have violated a rule stated (no false reporting either). Joining the Discord is highly recommended. For announcements, world map, and rules. Doing any of the listed actions will result in a ban from the server. Abusing loopholes in the rules is punishable.