so, like, this server is so lit that even Putin’s allies are investing in it! can you believe it? like, we’re so popular that even the court is ordering us to reveal our investors. but don’t worry, we’re not scared, we’ve got Putin’s buddies backing us up. join now to be part of the most scandalous Minecraft server ever! who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet Putin himself in the virtual world. #putinisourhomie #minecraftforlife
DiskDripCraft
So, like, picture this: a mad scientist dude has gone and done some crazy stuff with a spinning disk in Minecraft. He’s like, “Yo, check out this fluid flow prediction thing I made without needing a supercomputer!” And we’re all like, “Whaaaat? That’s so wack, dude!”Join our server and experience the mind-bending world of predicting fluid flow with small irregularities in Minecraft. It’s like, totally insane, bro. You’ll be blown away by the sheer genius of it all. Plus, there’s like, free cake for all new players. Who doesn’t love free cake, amirite?
So come on down to our server and witness the wonders of science and Minecraft colliding in the most epic way possible. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
The Lodge of Lost Souls – Where Vanilla and Whitelist collide! 16+ to enter
Join The Lodge: A Long-Term Hermitcraft-Style Minecraft Server!
We’re looking for active and mature players to join our newly updated 1.21 world, with plenty of new land to explore!
Server Features:
Feature Description More Structures Various new structures added to the world. Instanced Loot Loot drops are unique to each player. Biomes O’ Plenty Additional biomes for exploration. Graves Graves are left behind when players die. Waystones Fast travel points throughout the world. Expanded Endgame New challenges and objectives in the endgame. Grief Protection:
To prevent griefing, we’ve implemented claims via the GOML mod. Upgrade your claim for beacon-like effects or grant permissions to other players.
Routine Events:
Event Description Content Updates Regular updates and additions to the server. Treasure Hunts Exciting treasure hunts for all players. Halloween Specials Special events and activities for Halloween. World Expansions Expansion of the world map for more exploration. Discord is required: https://discord.com/invite/zhP3dUcQ
FAQs
Q: How do I join the server?
A: To join the server, please visit our Discord server and follow the instructions provided in the welcome channel.
Q: Are there any age restrictions to join?
A: We welcome players of all ages, but we require all players to be mature and respectful towards others.
Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on the server?
A: No, the use of hacks, cheats, or any unfair advantage is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.
CraftyAuntBlameGame
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your aunt question your reading choices? Look no further! Join our server where we only read Harry Potter books because, let’s be real, who needs “serious” literature when you can have magic and adventure?We promise that your cousin will be so engrossed in reading about Hogwarts and Quidditch that he won’t even notice your aunt’s disapproval. Plus, we have special events where you can battle dragons and explore mystical lands just like in the books.
So come join us and escape into a world of spells and potions, where reading Harry Potter is not only encouraged but celebrated. Who needs “serious” books when you can have a magical Minecraft experience instead?
AgeNoCanDo Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Are you still struggling to figure out how to build a simple dirt hut? Well, fear not my friend, because on our epic Minecraft SMP, we have a team of highly trained villagers who will teach you how to build the most epic structures in all of blocky land!Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary “Sheep Racing” events, where players ride on the backs of speedy sheep and race through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluckington. Rumor has it that whoever defeats Cluckington will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a legend in the world of blocks and pixels!
WeirdCraft Dating Land
Have you ever been on a date where you both rode pigs through a maze of lava and ended up battling a horde of zombie villagers? No? Well, then you clearly haven’t been on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic and bizarre dates you’ll ever experience in the virtual world. Who needs dinner and a movie when you can team up with your date to defeat the Ender Dragon and build a castle together? Trust us, your love life will never be the same after joining our server.DubaiCraft: No War, Just Blocks
Yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! Forget about Macklemore and his canceled show, come join our EPIC Minecraft server instead! Why waste your time listening to some dude rap when you can be building your own empire in the virtual world?Our server is so lit, even Macklemore couldn’t resist joining. But then he got too addicted and started neglecting his music career, so he had to cancel his Dubai show. True story bro, true story.
Join us now for the ultimate gaming experience! We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine makes a guest appearance every full moon.
So what are you waiting for? Leave Macklemore in the dust and come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in the universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to battle Macklemore in a virtual rap battle. Just kidding, that would be totally ridiculous. But seriously, join us now!
LoveCraftedBrains
So, like, we got this amazin’ Minecraft server that will activate ALL the parts of your brain, not just six types of love but like, ALL of ’em! It’s like a brain workout, but way more fun cuz you get to build stuff and blow stuff up.Join our server and feel the love flow through your brain as you interact with humans, animals, and even nature. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening, right? Plus, we have the most epic pixel art of heart emojis you’ve ever seen. It’s like, love at first sight, man.
So, if you wanna activate all the love in your brain and have a blast doin’ it, join our server now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, amirite?
LeafXP-TerraFirmaGreg: Where Minecraft meets Greg’s wild side
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Name TFG Modpack Server Modpack TerraFirmaGreg Description A Forge modpack that makes Minecraft realistic and challenging Server Status Online 24/7 Region Protection 1 player can private 50 chunks Server Link https://ds.leafxp.net FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
1. What is TerraFirmaGreg modpack?
TerraFirmaGreg is a Forge modpack that combines TerraFirmaCraft and GregTech mods to make Minecraft gameplay more realistic and challenging.
2. How can I join the TFG Modpack Server?
You can join the server using the following link: https://ds.leafxp.net
3. Is the server online 24/7?
Yes, the server is online 24/7 for players to enjoy.
4. How does region protection work on the server?
Each player can protect up to 50 chunks of land using the region protection mod implemented on the server.
MilfCraft BabyDelivery
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of boundaries and privacy, especially when delivering a baby! Our server is the perfect place to escape from nosy in-laws and unwanted guests.Join us for outrageous adventures where you can build your own virtual fortress to keep out unwanted visitors, just like you did in real life! No need to worry about uninvited guests holding your virtual baby while you clean up after them – on our server, you’re in control.
And if you ever need a break from virtual parenting, feel free to let your in-game husband handle the responsibilities while you go on a virtual date. Who knows, maybe you’ll even have to clean up after virtual egg-cooking MILs along the way.
So come join us on our server, where closed mouths don’t get fed, but entitled players always find a way to survive and thrive!