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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 654 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
Star Shards Collected: | 81 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn once turned a player’s wooden sword into a weapon of mass destruction that could one-shot the Ender Dragon.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be part of the insanity that is our Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the xorg shills – they don’t stand a chance against our craziness!