Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the US Navy can’t even stop the Houthi attacks on shipping! Like, what even bro? So come join our server and show them how it’s done! We got pirates, we got ninjas, we even got flying pigs! And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Join now and help us show those Houthi who’s boss in the Minecraft world!
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Putin’s Payday: KurskCraft
join our epic minecraft server and be part of the most insane adventure of your life! we got villagers riding pigs, creepers doing the macarena, and chickens laying diamonds!rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. but be warned, Larry has a bad temper and might turn you into a block of cheese if you ask for something stupid.
we also have a secret society of talking sheep who are planning to overthrow the evil sheep king and take over the server. join their rebellion and help them build a giant woolen fortress to protect themselves from the wrath of the sheep king’s army of zombie cows.
if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than Vladimir Putin himself. he plays under the username “SiberianBear69” and has promised to personally ban anyone who griefs or trolls other players.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft adventure of your life! oh, and did we mention that all players from Kursk Oblast get a free diamond pickaxe on their first day? it’s true, Putin decreed it himself!
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GOPartyHard: Vote for Fun!
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u should cuz we got sum wild shizz goin on here. like, did u know dat republican voters r all chill bout moral misconduct by party members? yea, it’s true! u can do all da crazy stuff u want and still get mad respect from ur fellow players.we got sum sick builds on dis server, like a giant statue of a llama wearin a top hat and sunglasses. it’s da coolest thing u’ll ever see, i swear. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items in da game. u gotta solve a bunch of puzzles to get in, but it’s totally worth it.
oh, and did i mention dat we have a pet dragon dat u can ride around da server? yea, it’s pretty dope. his name is fluffy and he breathes fire and stuff. u’ll be da envy of all ur friends when they see u flyin around on a freakin dragon.
so yea, join dis server if u wanna have a blast and meet sum awesome peeps. and remember, on dis server, anything goes. cuz we’re all about dat republican voter leniency, baby.
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Bee-Hive
India’s #1 Minecraft Network name Bee-Hive with Lifesteal and PvP Server and Cheap rank prices and much more things. so what are you waiting for? Join us now!
play.bee-hive.fun:25513
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CoronaCraft: Where creepers stay 6 feet apart and social distancing is mandatory! 18+
CoronaCraft Server Overview
Server Name CoronaCraft Current Members 140 Current Season Started January Update Version 1.21 Server Features
- Custom Advancements
- Expansive Shopping District
- Proximity Voice Chat In-game
- Server Events
- Custom Roles
- Server perks for donors
- Friendly and helpful community
- Community Projects all the time
- Giveaways
- 24/7 Server Uptime
- Plugins to prevent thefts/griefs without ruining the vanilla feel
- Player/Mob/Mini Block heads to add more to the original gameplay
- Crafting Tweaks
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer How do I join the server? You can check out our website here or join our discord here. Is the server newbie-friendly? Yes, we are accepting of everyone and have a friendly and helpful community. Are there any server events? Yes, we have server events regularly for our members to participate in. Do you have custom features? Yes, we have custom advancements, roles, and various plugins to enhance gameplay.
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CraftyCreeper69
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape annoying coworkers like M30 and their never-ending stories about their lackluster sex life! Join us for a world where eating pussy is not only encouraged, but celebrated with fireworks and parades.Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build epic structures that even M30’s inflated ego couldn’t compete with. Plus, if you ever feel overwhelmed by his incessant chatter, just take a break and mine some diamonds to calm your nerves.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and a whole lot of blocky fun. Who needs annoying coworkers when you have a Minecraft server like ours to escape to?
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CrimeCraft SMP: Wild Tales
Have you ever heard of the infamous Minecraft SMP where players are constantly getting into trouble with the law? It’s like a real-life true crime drama, but in blocky pixel form! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of evading the virtual cops while building your dream base. Who knows, you might even become the next notorious criminal mastermind of the server! So come on, join us and let’s make some wild true crime stories together in the world of Minecraft!
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PhonePandemonium
Have you ever stumbled upon a folder filled with pictures of cats wearing tiny hats on someone else’s phone? Well, get ready for an even wilder experience on our Minecraft server! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the secret underground llama society that controls the economy of the server. Who knows what kind of bizarre things you’ll find hidden in the virtual world of our server – maybe a village of dancing chickens or a castle made entirely out of cheese! So if you’re ready for a wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, come join us and prepare to be amazed (and slightly confused) at every turn!
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KurskCraft Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own bundestag defence committee and protect ur land from russia’s kursk!!! u can be the chairman and wish ukraine good luck as u battle it out in epic pvp battles!!! build alliances, create secret bases, and conquer the world with ur epic minecraft skills!!! join now and show russia who’s boss!!! #minecraft #bundestagdefencecommittee #russiakursk #ukrainegoodluck
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BlockBlasters: IsraelEdition
come join our epic minecraft server where we have houthi leaders warning israel about attacks but don’t worry we got you covered with our diamond armor and enchanted swords! build your own bunker to protect yourself from the impending doom or team up with other players to take down the houthi threat! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political?! join now for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns!