Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, 41% of peeps lost hella weight by eatin’ more protein and fiber! Like, imagine if ur Minecraft character could lose weight just by eatin’ virtual protein shakes and fiber bars, that’s wild, right? So come join us and see if ur blocky avatar can get shredded AF while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, we got a secret level where u can battle a giant chicken boss that drops diamond armor, no cap! Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and get ready for the most insane weight loss journey of ur virtual life!
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Pixels SMP: Where the only thing semi-vanilla is the ice cream flavors we eat while playing! Join us now!
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Features Semi-vanilla smp Simple voice chat Temperatures with seasons Daily crates Grief prevention Custom armors Minigames FAQ
What versions can I join from?
You can join from version 1.18 to 1.21.
Are Java and Bedrock supported?
Yes, both Java and Bedrock are supported.
Are mods required to play on the server?
No mods are required, but “Simple Voice Chat” is needed if you want to use proximity chat, and “cinemamod” is needed to use the cinema.
How can I join the server?
Server address: smp.playpixels.net
Bedrock port: 19132
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PreggoVillage: No Room for In-Laws
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Need a break from crazy girlfriends getting pregnant and wanting to move in with you? Look no further, we’ve got you covered!Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to stay. Build your dream world, battle monsters, and explore endless possibilities. Who needs a girlfriend with a spending problem when you can have a trusty diamond sword by your side?
Don’t worry about family drama or Facebook rants here – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft. So come on in and let’s craft some memories together!
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NormsNeedToChange – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone follows the same old social norms? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only social norm is to be as weird and outrageous as possible.Imagine a world where everyone communicates only in pig Latin and wears chicken costumes on Wednesdays. That’s just a typical day on our server! We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamonds just for their pet parrot to ride on. And don’t even get me started on the time someone started a llama parade through the village square.
So if you’re looking for a place where you can let your freak flag fly and be as unconventional as you want, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just fit right in with all the other lovable weirdos!
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BlockyBoost: Minecraft Confidence
Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to receive a confidence boost like no other! Our virtual world is filled with sexy mobs who will make you feel like the ultimate block-breaking stud. From seductive creepers to flirtatious villagers, you’ll never feel lonely again. So why wait? Join now and let your pixelated libido run wild!
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Beardless Bros Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server where we have the most epic beards in all of the land. if you dont have a beard, you will be kicked out faster than you can say “diamond sword”. the taliban morality police are on patrol, making sure all players have luscious facial hair. over 280 men have already been dismissed for not having a beard, so make sure you grow one fast if you want to survive in this crazy world. come join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience you will ever have. beards are mandatory, fun is guaranteed!
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RatSizedSpidersRevival
OMG, u guys gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where SPIDERS THE SIZE OF RATS come back from near extinction in the UK! It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in Minecraft! Imagine fighting off these giant spiders with your friends, screaming and laughing as you try to survive. Plus, there’s a secret underground lair where the spiders are plotting their revenge on humanity. Will you be brave enough to take them on and save the world from arachnid domination? Join now for the adventure of a lifetime!
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SnuffToAntiDisMinecraft
yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got unicorns dat poop rainbows and leprechauns dat give u unlimited diamonds. like, for realz, if u join dis server, u gonna find a secret portal dat takes u to a land made entirely of candy. and guess what? u can fly on a giant marshmallow cloud while shooting lasers out of ur eyes.oh, and did i mention dat we got a pet dragon dat farts glitter? yea, dat’s right. u can ride on its back while it breathes fire and confetti. it’s like a party every day on dis server.
so, if u wanna level up ur minecraft game and have the most epic adventures of ur life, join dis server now. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free pizza every friday. what more could u ask for?
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SugarCraftCity
so like, u know how u get those cravings for sugary snacks and u just cant stop eating them? well, on our server, we have so many sugary treats that u will never want to leave! we have candy mountains, chocolate rivers, and even a donut forest! plus, all that sugar will give u the energy u need to mine for diamonds all day long! come join us and watch as ur type 2 diabetes increases by almost 20% in just one week! its gonna be a wild ride, so bring ur insulin and get ready to party!
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Welcome to the Hobbitcraft SMP Season 2 – Where even the ring bearer can’t escape the creeper! Erm… wait…
Hobbitcraft SMP Overview
Server Type Survival Multiplayer Platform Cross-platform (Java & Bedrock) Features – Custom items
– Dynamic mechanics
– Player-driven economyCommunity Friendly and welcoming Events Regular events and collaborative projects FAQs
1. How do I join the server?
To join the server, you need to join our Discord and get whitelisted. Instructions for joining can be found on our Discord server.
2. What is Hobbitcoin?
Hobbitcoin is the currency used on our server’s player-driven economy. You can earn Hobbitcoin by participating in various activities on the server.
3. Is the server vanilla or modded?
Our server offers a vanilla-inspired experience with the addition of custom items, dynamic mechanics, and a player-driven economy through plugins.
4. Are there age restrictions for joining?
We welcome players who are 16-21+ years old, but everyone is welcome to join our server.
5. When is Season 2 starting?
We are gearing up for Season 2 and will announce the start date on our Discord server. Stay tuned for updates!
6. Can content creators join the server?
We are particularly interested in bringing on dedicated players and content creators who want to be part of something long-term. If you’re a content creator, we’d love to have you on board!