Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate insult comeback training ground! Join us and learn how to roast your enemies with the most epic burns in all of Minecraft. We have insult battles, trash talk tournaments, and even a secret underground arena where players go head-to-head in a battle of wits. So if you’re ready to sharpen your tongue and show off your savage comebacks, join us now and become the ultimate insult warrior!
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ClooneyCraft: Undesirable Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where we are so lit that even russia declared us as “undesirable” just like george clooney’s foundation for justice! we are so badass that even countries are scared of us! join now and be a part of the most outlawed minecraft community in the world! who needs george clooney when you can have us, right? so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine with the bad boys of minecraft!
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BallotBoxBoredom
come join our minecraft server, where we have so many choices you’ll feel like you’re at the ballot box! we’ve got more options than a buffet at a fancy restaurant, so many that you’ll be rolling off your ballot like never before!you’ll be so overwhelmed by the sheer number of things to do on our server that you’ll forget how to spell your own name. but don’t worry, that’s just a side effect of the fun you’ll be having!
join us and experience the thrill of choosing from a million different activities, from building giant statues of your favorite politicians to racing pigs through obstacle courses. we guarantee you’ll never be bored, or your money back (even though it’s free to play)!
so what are you waiting for? come on down to our server and get ready to roll off your ballot like never before!
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Starlight SMP: Where even the creepers admire your building skills! Join now for some semi-vanilla fun with towny and HermitCraft vibes!
Welcome to Starlight SMP!
Brief Overview:
Key Features Origins Towny Toggleable PvP Economy Frequent Updates Why Choose Starlight SMP?
Reasons Active Staff Inviting Community Cross-Platform Contact Information:
- IP: starlight.mcserv.fun [Port – 25565]
- Discord: https://discord.gg/KaMN8bXThR
- Website: https://starlightsmp.store.playerlands.com
- Bluemap: http://152.228.159.209:25531/#world:-440:0:-1201:1500:0:0:0:0:perspective
FAQ:
Question Answer Can I choose from different origins? Yes, Starlight SMP offers a variety of unique origins to choose from. Is PvP toggleable on the server? Yes, players can switch between peaceful building and intense battles with toggleable PvP. What platforms are supported? Starlight SMP is available on Bedrock, Java, and Cracked versions. How can I join the server? You can join using the IP: starlight.mcserv.fun and Port 25565.
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BlockyBiden’sBias Minecraft Server
so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that it’s the bomb diggity, just like hamas thinks biden is biased towards israel (lol). we got creeper parties every night, where u can dance with ur explosive friends and blow stuff up for funsies. also, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left, true story bro. join now and experience the chaos and madness, just like biden’s cease-fire talks.
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SeymBridgeDisasterCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we destroy bridges like ukraine destroying that bridge over the seym river trapping russian soldiers! we promise no real soldiers will be trapped on our server, just epic adventures and crazy battles! build your own bridges and watch them get blown up by creepers! join now for the ultimate chaos and destruction!
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AgeCraft: Where Every Day is Your Anniversary
hey u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, we celebrate birthdays like no other! we throw the wildest parties in the virtual world, with cake, confetti, and a whole lotta creepers! it’s not just about getting older, it’s about surviving another year in this crazy blocky universe. join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until u respawn, whichever comes first)! so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!
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HaxCraft: BikeGearWireless
so, like, u know how u ride ur bike and u gotta like shift gears and stuff? well, on this server, we got wireless gear shifting systems on bikes that can be HACKED! like, imagine riding through the virtual world of minecraft and suddenly ur gears start shifting on their own, taking u on a wild ride through the pixelated landscape. it’s like a rollercoaster but on a bike, dude. join us and experience the thrill of having ur bike hacked by mysterious digital forces. it’s a ride u won’t forget, that’s for sure.
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WifeDriver Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where driving skills are put to the ultimate test! Join us if you want to prove your worth behind the wheel, unlike the unfortunate soul in the story above.Imagine a world where your Minecraft character can drive a virtual Volvo without fear of totaling it or getting a traffic ticket. Our server offers the thrill of navigating through pixelated traffic lights, stop signs, and even potential rear-end collisions – all without the nagging of a backseat driver.
But beware, if you dare to criticize another player’s driving skills, you may find yourself banned from the server faster than you can say “I’m a better driver than you!” So buckle up, grab a virtual drink (responsibly, of course), and enjoy the ride on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone crashes into a virtual tree.
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WifeCraft BlameGame
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry!Forget about your wife ignoring your calls and getting you fired from your job – on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even remember what a real job is! Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never feel like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders again.
So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind! Who needs a job when you can spend all day mining for diamonds and exploring new realms with your fellow players? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to log off!