So, like, this server is the bomb dot com, ya know? Like, you gotta join because, like, the sheep here can talk and they tell the funniest jokes, man. And, like, the creepers are all scared of cats because one time a cat dressed up as a creeper for Halloween and now they think all cats are explosive. It’s wild, dude. Plus, the diamonds here are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat them and get super OP. And, like, there’s a secret underground disco party with all the mobs dancing to dubstep. It’s lit, bro. So, like, join this server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever, man. You won’t regret it, I swear.
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PotionParks: Meds & Mobs
Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we be poppin’ pills like it’s candy! We got all the pharmaceuticals you could ever want, straight from England’s National Parks!Imagine mining for diamonds while high on antidepressants, fighting off creepers with anticonvulsants, or building epic structures with antimicrobials! And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles fueled by anti-inflammatory drugs – it’s gonna be LIT!
Join now and experience the ultimate high in Minecraft – just watch out for the side effects, like uncontrollable building sprees and a sudden urge to mine for hours on end. Trust us, it’s worth it!
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Get ready to shift some BYTES on Boomer SMP – the secret vanilla server for adults only!
ByteShift SMP Overview
Server Name ByteShift SMP Description A Minecraft server where creativity meets technical ingenuity Features Custom Carpet Rules, Barter Economy, Web Map, Discord Integration, Player Shops, Player Heads & Mini-Blocks, In-Game Voice Chat, Toggleable Phantoms Community Events Player-driven events like scavenger hunts, PvP tournaments, collaborative build projects Frequently Asked Questions
What Makes ByteShift SMP Unique?
ByteShift SMP is a place where you can truly express your creativity and technical skills. Some unique features include:
- No Griefing: Your creations are protected
- Custom Carpet Rules for diverse farm setups
- Barter Economy for player-driven economy
- Web Map for tracking builds and explorations
- Discord Integration for seamless community connection
Who Can Join?
We’re looking for mature, creative players who want to be part of a vibrant and friendly community. Primarily for players aged 18+, exceptions can be made for younger players who demonstrate maturity.
How to Join?
Whitelist applications are open now! Apply through our Discord server in the whitelist-application channel.
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DadCraft: No Aisle Walk!
Are you tired of boring old weddings where everything is traditional and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate weddings in a whole new way!Imagine this: instead of your dad walking you down the aisle, you can have a llama in a tuxedo lead the way! That’s right, we offer llama escorts for the bride! Who needs a dad when you have a stylish llama by your side?
But wait, there’s more! If your in-laws are being difficult and threatening to withdraw financial support, we have a solution for that too. Just invite our resident wizard to the wedding and watch as he turns your in-laws into chickens! Problem solved!
So, forget about tradition and embrace the wackiness on our server. Join now for a wedding experience like no other! Who needs a dad when you have llamas and wizards, am I right?
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TearjerkerTunesMC SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing that makes you cry is losing all your diamonds in a lava pit? Well, fear not, because on our server, the only thing that will make you cry is the sheer beauty of our epic builds and hilarious shenanigans!Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like no other, with players from all over the world coming together to create the most insane builds you’ve ever seen.
So if you’re ready to laugh until you cry (in a good way, of course), then come join us on our server and let the tears of joy flow! Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so emotional?
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SquareVsRoundCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the age-old debate of square vs. round objects is finally settled! Join us as we explore the vast world of Minecraft and discover the truth behind this pressing question.Our server is home to a community of players who are dedicated to finding the answer to this mind-boggling mystery. We have square pigs, round cows, and even triangular chickens roaming our pixelated landscape. Who knows what other bizarre shapes you’ll encounter on your journey?
But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a hidden treasure that will reveal the ultimate truth about square vs. round objects. Will you be the one to uncover this ancient secret and claim the title of Shape Master?
So come on, join us on our wacky adventure and let’s settle this debate once and for all! Who knew Minecraft could be so full of shape-shifting surprises?
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ReservoirRageCraft
so, like, imagine this: u join our epic minecraft server and u get to build ur own major reservoirs in the united states! but wait, there’s a twist – they’re becoming less reliable and vulnerable to extreme weather! can u handle the challenge?? come join us and see if u can survive the crazy weather and keep ur reservoirs afloat! plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried beneath the reservoirs – will u be the one to find it?? join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!
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Phoenix Pepper: The Spicy Semi-Vanilla Minecraft Server
Phoenix Minecraft Server
This is a 1.20.4 technical server with Experimental Features for players to have fun and collect resources quickly.
Features 1k spawn perimeter, boat looting gold farm, Chronos V3 raid farm, main storage We are currently working on revamping the server with Demibolt network, new main storage, 150k iron farm, and a 600k shulker farm in the future.
Players of any skill level looking to learn are invited to join. We do not accept cracked players or hackers.
Server Specs: 8+GB DDR5 RAM, Ryzen 7 7700X, hosted in Frankfurt, Germany
FAQ:
Question Answer Can anyone join the server? Yes, players of any skill level are welcome. Are cracked players or hackers allowed? No, we do not accept cracked players or hackers. What are the server features? 1k spawn perimeter, boat looting gold farm, Chronos V3 raid farm, main storage Where is the server hosted? The server is hosted in Frankfurt, Germany.
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RoommateRaiders: NoGriefNoThief
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can play with your friends and also with that random guy who keeps using your expensive laptop without permission? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of wondering if your credit information is safe while also building epic structures with your buddies.Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a little bit of danger and excitement in their gaming experience. Who knows, maybe that guy will finally learn his lesson when he accidentally blows up your meticulously crafted castle with a TNT block he found lying around.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories you’ll have to tell afterwards!
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1to10to10 Minecraft SMP
Have you ever watched a TV show that started off as a total snoozefest but then turned into a total banger? Well, imagine joining our Minecraft SMP is like that, but on steroids!Picture this: you log on for the first time and everything seems pretty meh. But then, out of nowhere, a herd of flying pigs descends from the sky and starts doing the cha-cha slide. And that’s just the beginning.
Our server is like a rollercoaster of epicness, with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible, of course). From secret underground dance parties to llama rodeos in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So, if you’re ready to experience the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of your life, then buckle up and join us. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a dance-off with a creeper. Stranger things have happened, right?