Join our Minecraft server if you want to prove you’re not as dumb as a box of rocks! Our server is so smart, it once beat a chess grandmaster in a game of checkers. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual sheep can recite Shakespearean sonnets on command. Don’t be a blockhead, join us now and show off your big brain energy!
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CraftyCommiesMC
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got like, the craziest battles ever. like, imagine if ukraine and russia were in minecraft and they had a morning attack that cost like, a bajillion dollars. that’s the kind of chaos u can expect on this server. join now and be part of the madness. plus, we have like, unicorns and dragons and stuff. u won’t find that on any other server, i swear. so like, come join the fun, bro. it’s gonna be epic.
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Diamonds & Waves Server
come join our epic minecraft server where mantle waves lift continents up and sprinkle them with diamonds like confetti at a party. you’ll be mining for days and still not run out of bling bling. the land is literally alive and wants to make you rich, so why not take advantage of this geological generosity? join now and become the richest miner in all the land!
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Hermitcraft-inspired server with more structures and proximity voice chat, but java 1.21 and 17+ only! LGBTQ+ friendly!
About Us
A Minecraft Java server with the perfect blend of vanilla experience enhanced by QoL features and exciting datapacks such as crafting tweaks, additional structures, improved advancements, and more! Our server is inspired by the Hermitcraft server and focuses on fostering a tight-knit community.
Features
Special Districts Shopping, minigames Monthly Building Challenges Compete and showcase your building skills Events Special events and an MCC-inspired championship Plugins
Onyx SMP is a semi-vanilla server with quality-of-life plugins and game-enhancing datapacks such as CoreProtect, EssentialsX, Dynmap, and more.
Rules
- Be kind and respectful
- No stealing, griefing, cheating, or exploiting
- Must own Java version of Minecraft, speak English, and be over 17 years old
- No big mob and redstone farms
Applications
If you are interested in joining our community, please submit a thoughtful application here.
FAQ
Question Answer Is there an age requirement to join? Yes, players must be over 17 years old. Are there specific building challenges? Yes, we have monthly building challenges for players to participate in. Can I use mods on the server? No, the server is semi-vanilla and does not allow mod usage. How can I report a rule violation? You can report any violations to the server admins or through our Discord server.
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LesbianCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.Meet our resident love triangle – Me (16M), Carly (15F), and Quinn (15M). Carly is a closeted lesbian, I’m bi, and Quinn is just trying to keep up with all the drama. Will they figure out their feelings while mining for diamonds? Only time will tell!
Watch out for unexpected lunch break encounters, jealous boyfriends, and emotional car rides. Who needs reality TV when you have our server full of unexpected twists and turns?
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a preacher’s daughter, a debutant ball fem, and a jealous boyfriend all in one place? Come for the Minecraft, stay for the drama!
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WeddingWheelsNoDeals
Are you tired of in-laws trying to steal your ride for your own wedding? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama!On our server, you can build your dream wedding venue without any unwanted guests borrowing your SUV. Plus, we have a special feature where you can summon a fleet of rental cars or even a magical Turo vehicle to transport you and your guests in style.
Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and say goodbye to wedding vehicle woes. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with family drama!
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FlawlessSOacceptor – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some real entertainment!Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with crazy characters and even crazier situations. From building epic structures to surviving intense PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But the real reason you should join? Our community is like no other. We’ve got players who can build entire cities in a day, players who can tame dragons and ride them into battle, and players who have secret underground lairs filled with treasure. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and see for yourself why our Minecraft SMP is the most epic server around. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world full of surprises!
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NopeCraft
Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig? No? Well, then you haven’t experienced the thrill of our Minecraft server! We offer the most extreme and outrageous adventures you can imagine.Join us if you want to battle zombie chickens, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, or ride a rollercoaster through the Nether. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!
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CraftyPolishJets Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much action, even poland is sending fighter jets to check it out! we got russian air activity, explosions, and chaos galore. if you want a wild ride, join us now and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even spot a flying pig or two! the only thing missing is YOU, so come on and join the fun!
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CraftyConflictPutin
lol join our epic minecraft server cuz putin doesnt respect u like seriously bro u need to show him who’s boss by playing on our server and building the biggest, baddest castle ever like zelensky said india is helping russia’s war economy but not on our server cuz we only support peace love and blocky adventures so come join us and let’s show putin who’s boss in the virtual world broooo #minecraft4life #putinsucks #buildthatcastle