come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off russian attacks like ukraine heroes! we have 7 players who have been killed but 36 who have been injured, but don’t worry, we have magic potions to heal them all! join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! our server is so lit, even putin himself is afraid to log on! don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of the chaos!
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HalalCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of getting lost in a windowless cave of an office? Join our Minecraft server where getting turned around is part of the fun! We have a new Muslim coworker who prays facing North in the southern US – talk about a twist! Join us and never worry about creating a hostile environment by correcting someone’s direction again. Plus, who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our virtual world!
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LadyDenierCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in helping those in need…unless they have a robot vacuum cleaner that explodes and starts a fire in their apartment. We don’t support that kind of chaos here!Join our server for a chance to rebuild virtual homes and create a community of players who genuinely care about making a difference. Just make sure you don’t have any passive income from renting out inherited apartments, because we only help those who truly have nothing!
Don’t be like Ruby and try to scam your way into free renovations. We have a strict policy against helping people who can easily solve their own problems with a little common sense. Plus, we don’t want any drama like exes calling us out for playing god – we’re just trying to build a better Minecraft world, okay?
So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure of charity, construction, and questionable decisions. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the importance of hot water and functioning bathrooms along the way!
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CraftyJihad: Europe in Pixels
come join our minecraft server where we are like the islamic state but for gamers! we are taking over germany and europe one block at a time! join us and be part of the chaos as we build our empire in the virtual world! we have crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground base where we plan our next attack on the virtual world! join us now before it’s too late and help us conquer all of minecraft!
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ExWifeGriefNoDebt
Are you tired of being judged for not being ripped enough by your ex-wife and her personal trainer? Do you want to escape the drama of family disputes and college debt demands? Look no further than our Minecraft server!Join us for a world where your muscles don’t matter and where your daughter can’t guilt trip you into paying off her student loans. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without the stress of family drama following you around.
Don’t let your ex-wife and her gym buddies bring you down – join our server and let loose in a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time. Plus, we have a special “No Family Drama” rule, so you can game in peace without any guilt trips or demands for money.
So come on over and join us on our server – where the only weight you’ll be lifting is virtual blocks, not the emotional baggage from your past relationships. See you in the game!
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DeathCope Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of facing the grim reaper in Minecraft every time you venture out into the world? Well, fear no more because on our server, death is just a minor inconvenience! We have a team of magical unicorns that will revive you every time you die, no questions asked. Plus, our resident zombie pigman chef cooks up the most delicious post-death meals you’ve ever tasted. So come join us and say goodbye to the fear of death in Minecraft!
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UninstallMePlsMC
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t let you delete apps? Well, look no further because on our server, you can delete ANY app you want! That’s right, say goodbye to that pesky calculator app that you never use or that annoying weather app that always gets the forecast wrong. Join us and experience the freedom of app-deleting in Minecraft like never before! Plus, rumor has it that if you delete the right app, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons with nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a stack of pancakes. Don’t miss out on the app-deleting adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!
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MoxVirusMadness
so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah, i want something more EXCITING? well, guess what, this server is like, the craziest thing u will ever experience in ur life.imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. but not just any zombie apocalypse, these zombies are like, super fast and smart. u gotta build ur base, gather supplies, and fight off the undead horde.
oh, and did i mention there are also mutant creatures roaming around? like, giant spiders that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into a million tiny creepers. it’s INSANE.
but wait, there’s more. there are also secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and traps. u gotta be super sneaky and smart to navigate through them.
so, if u want a minecraft server that will keep u on the edge of ur seat and make u question ur sanity, then u gotta join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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PixelPop: GenePool Extinction
so like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers.we got like, genetic diversity data and demographic information comin outta our ears, man. u wanna know bout extinction risks of natural populations? we got u covered, fam.
join dis server and u gonna be like, whoa, dis is da best decision i ever made in my whole life. u gonna be buildin epic castles and fightin dragons like a boss.
so what u waitin for? come join us and let’s conquer dis minecraft world together!
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StiffedCraft: WIBTAH Wax Ladies
Looking for a new Minecraft server? Look no further! Our server is like getting a Brazilian wax – intimate and exciting! Join us and leave a good tip of fun and craziness!Imagine this: you’ve been mining and crafting with us for years, leaving behind a trail of diamonds and laughs. But then, one day, you stumble upon a new server that leaves you with only 7% of the fun you used to have. That’s just disrespectful!
Don’t be an asshole, join our server where the only thing getting waxed is our sense of humor. Leave behind the old and embrace the new, where the blocks are always hot and the tips are always generous. Come on, don’t be shy – join us today and let the fun begin!