yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we release hostages like it’s nobody’s business. we got tens of thousands of players in the streets of Israel demanding that you sign up now or never! imagine the chaos and excitement of trying to escape from a virtual hostage situation while building your dream world in minecraft. it’s a once in a lifetime experience that you don’t wanna miss out on. so what are you waiting for? sign a deal now and join the madness!
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JeninDroneStrike
Come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow things up like IDF drones in the West Bank city of Jenin! We have crazy PvP battles that will make you feel like a senior Hamas operative dodging missiles left and right. Build your own fortress and defend it from enemies just like those poor guys in Jenin. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret terrorist organization (but, like, in a fun way). So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual warfare like never before!
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Over The Hill Gamers: Just Like Your Grandma’s Secret SMP Vanilla Server, Join Our Whitelist!
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer) Playerbase 3-8 online at a given time Java Version 1.21 Features No PVP, No mods FAQs
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Send a message to get the discord info to join.
Q: Are there any restrictions on skill levels?
A: All skill levels are welcomed on the server.
Q: What activities can I do on the server?
A: Players can build, make farms, and enjoy playing the game in a supportive environment.
Q: Is the server white-listed?
A: Yes, the server is now white-listed to prevent random griefing.
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ZelCraft Minecraft Server
so, liek, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that is, liek, totally epic and full of crazy adventures? well, u found it, my dude! this server is so lit, u won’t even believe it!imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are transported to a land where everything is made of candy! u can build ur own gingerbread house and ride unicorns through fields of cotton candy! it’s, liek, a dream come true, bro!
but wait, there’s more! not only do u get to live in a candy wonderland, but u also get to battle dragons and save princesses from evil witches! u will be a hero, my dude, a true legend in the minecraft world!
so, what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the most insane, epic, and totally wild adventures of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!
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VolcanicCraft
so, like, this server is like, totally lit because we have a volcano that erupts in russia, but like, in minecraft. it’s like, so crazy and cool, you gotta see it to believe it. like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a volcano erupts and you gotta run for your life. it’s like, the ultimate adrenaline rush, bro.also, we have this insane story where a group of creepers formed a band and started playing music in the nether. it’s like, the weirdest thing ever, but also kinda awesome. you can even join their band and play music with them, it’s like, so random and fun.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underwater city where mermaids live? yeah, it’s like, a whole new world down there with treasure and mermaid parties. you gotta dive deep and explore it, it’s like, mind-blowing.
so, like, if you wanna experience all these crazy adventures and more, you gotta join our server. it’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever take in minecraft, trust me. come join us and let’s have some epic fun together!
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ZodiacCooperCrafts
Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up, because this server is gonna blow your mind!First off, did you know that there’s a none zero chance that D.B Cooper and the Zodiac Killer were the same person? Yeah, you heard me right! And guess what? They both play on our server! So if you wanna team up with some of the most notorious criminals in history, then you gotta join us!
But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs instead of blowing up. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that!
Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? Yeah, you heard me right! This chicken will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to mess with you. Plus, it’s a great source of fried chicken if you ever get hungry while mining.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Let’s get this party started, baby!
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Exalted Kingdom: Where factions fight over the last piece of cake!
Exalted Kingdom Factions (Very Hard Factions)
Overview A Classic 2014-2016 factions server, medieval themed, server version is gonna be 1.8.9, AND 0 PAY TO WIN, YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO PAY MONEY TO BE THE BEST PLAYER, YOU WILL HAVE TO WORK FOR IT. Spawners in shop at an expensive price. The gameplay will include Wither raiding, tnt for low budget raiding, Protection 4 armor for PVP, and notch Apples. We`re planning to launch it as soon as possible, 1 month at best. FAQ
Q: What is the server version?
A: The server version is 1.8.9.
Q: Can players pay to win?
A: No, there is 0 pay to win on this server. Players will have to work for their progress.
Q: What can players buy in the shop?
A: Players can buy spawners at an expensive price, as well as other items for raiding and PVP.
Q: Is there a referral program for promoters?
A: Yes, promoters can earn a percentage for referring players who make purchases in the shop. More information can be found on the Discord server.
Q: How can players provide feedback or help as play testers?
A: Players can reach out on the Discord server to provide feedback, ideas, or to volunteer as play testers to help balance the shop and gameplay.
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BroBro’s GF Not Invited Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exclusive than a fashion sample sale? Look no further! Our server is so VIP, even Ana wouldn’t be allowed in (and trust us, you don’t want Ana causing drama in your virtual world).Join us for a world of high fashion and low tolerance for gatekeeping bitches. Our events are so exclusive, even the Kardashians wouldn’t make the guest list. Plus, with layoffs looming in the marketing and advertising industry, you’ll need all the job security you can get – and what better way to secure your virtual future than on our server?
So if you’re tired of arguing with Ana about what’s classy and what’s not, come join us where the only drama is which block to place next. And remember, on our server, we know how to be gracious – just don’t expect an apology if you get kicked out for not following the dress code (yes, we have a dress code – it’s virtual, but still).
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PeePocalypseCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’ve peed on a fancy sofa? Look no further! Our server is so immersive, you’ll swear you can smell the urine wafting through your screen. Join now for the ultimate sensory experience!But wait, there’s more! Our server is so realistic that you’ll have to crack windows and drown in Febreze just to mask the smells your fellow players leave behind. It’s like living in a virtual urine-soaked sofa paradise!
And if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got it! Just like the dilemma of whether or not to tell your SIL that her son peed on your precious sofa, our server will have you questioning your morals and relationships at every turn.
So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there – where the only thing stinkier than the gameplay is the virtual upholstery!
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FilmFlicksNSexMinecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Join our wild and wacky server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions! Fight off rebellious chickens, negotiate with power-hungry pigs, and try not to get caught in the crossfire of the llama mafia wars.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land searching for unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be its next target, or will you outsmart this mischievous monster?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club run by a group of zombie DJs who spin the hottest tracks in the Nether. Dance the night away with your undead pals and show off your best zombie shuffle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!