are you tired of getting attacked by suspected boko haram gunmen in real life? well, come join our minecraft server where you can take out all your frustrations on virtual zombies instead! we promise no real life farmers will be harmed in the making of this server. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any potential attackers. join now and let’s show those zombies who’s boss!
CraftyBlockz
lolz come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got german foreign ministers talkin bout sanctions against israel’s far-right ministers like whaaat?! u gotta see this drama unfold while u build ur epic castle and battle creepers like a boss. plus, we got secret tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure full of enchanted diamonds and golden apples. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky world of ours. so come on, join the fun and let’s make some mischief together!
BreathalyzerCraft
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got smart masks dat can detect diseases jus from ur breath! no joke, u could be mining for diamonds one minute and then BAM, ur mask tells u u got lung disease. but don’t worry, our server also has virtual doctors who can help u out. plus, if u got kidney disease, our masks can detect dat too! join now for the most insane and medically advanced minecraft experience eva!SisInLawBannedFromHome
Are you tired of drama in your family like this poor Minecraft player is tired of drama in her life? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether you should build a castle or a spaceship next!Our server is a safe space away from toxic family members like Emma. No more passive-aggressive comments about your pixelated cooking skills or snide remarks about your block placement. Just pure, wholesome fun with fellow players who won’t try to turn your Minecraft child against you.
Join us now and leave the family drama behind! Build your dream world without worrying about controlling bitches or immature siblings. Trust us, this server is the family you never knew you needed.
AwkwardCraft: Memory Lane
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds that will leave you questioning reality.Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appear out of nowhere, serenading you with their clucks and feathers flying everywhere. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is home to the legendary “Disco Sheep” who loves to boogie down to the latest hits while wearing a sparkly disco ball costume.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge” where unsuspecting players are greeted by mischievous trolls who demand a toll in the form of rare items or else they’ll unleash a horde of angry villagers on you. It’s a hilarious and heart-pounding experience that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you saying “What is the most awkward memory you have?” in no time!
SovietCraft: Accused of Distorting History, Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of klaus iohannis and have epic battles against the evil russians who are trying to distort history and rehabilitate nazis! we will show them who’s boss with our amazing builds and crazy adventures. romania will not back down, we will fight for our sovereignty and show the world that we are the true champions of minecraft! join us now and be a part of the most epic battles and adventures you will ever experience in your life! let’s show russia who’s boss and have a blast while doing it!CraftyCreeperz: No More Russia-Ukraine Drama!
so, like, imagine this, right? what if joining this epic minecraft server could, like, actually stop the whole russia-ukraine conflict? president zelenskyy himself said that if india just, like, changed their stance towards russia, everything would be chill. so, like, join this server and be a peacekeeper without even leaving your house, dude. it’s, like, totally insane, man. you gotta see it to believe it.PFASSmasherCraft
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those pesky “forever chemicals” messing up your water supply in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where we have a revolutionary system that traps and breaks down PFAS faster than you can say “creeper”!Our system uses LIGHT, yeah you heard me right, LIGHT to zap those forever chemicals into harmless components in just 3 hours! That’s quicker than it takes for you to mine a diamond in Minecraft, trust me. We can eliminate up to 90% of those pesky chemicals, making your water cleaner than a freshly brewed potion.
So come on down to our server and join the fun! Build, mine, and protect your water supply from those forever chemicals with us. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s save Minecraft, one water source at a time!
AussieSMP: The Land Down Under where even the creepers say ‘G’day mate!’
Server Information:
IP mc.aus.gg Server Location Sydney, Australia Discord Invite Link Discord Invite Link Apply Here Apply Here Overview:
The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based for a safe and friendly gaming experience. Features include teleports, player trading, protection from griefing, and more.
Features:
- The server runs the latest version of Minecraft
- Many Vanilla game mechanics are retained
- Player-created shops for trading
- Teleport commands for easy travel
- Land-claiming system
- Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
- Creative server for building
- External community resources such as Discord and Wiki
Rules:
- Don’t be a dick
- No griefing
- No spamming
- Be respectful
- Don’t swear excessively
- No hacking or exploits
- No ban evasion
- Use common sense
FAQ:
Q: How can I join the server?
A: To join the server, you need to apply through the link provided above. The server is whitelisted and requires an application.
Q: Is the server purely vanilla?
A: The server has some quality of life features like teleports and an economy backed by diamonds, so it is not completely vanilla.
Q: Can players trade with each other?
A: Yes, there is a shopping area with player-created shops that promote trading using diamonds as currency.
Q: Are there any plans for server resets?
A: There are no plans for full resets of the main worlds on the server.
BabyMomma Drama Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of family dynamics and offer a virtual escape from real-life drama! Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any abusive ex-stepfathers throwing tantrums or controlling narcissistic douches ruining the fun.Vent your frustrations in our chat rooms without the fear of hurting your mom’s feelings, because here, we encourage you to express yourself freely. Build a house, start a new life, and leave all the jealousy and anger behind in the real world.
Don’t worry about any surprise baby announcements or awkward family conversations here – on our server, you’re in control of your own destiny. So come on in and let’s build a world where you can escape from it all, one block at a time.