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KidCraftMistakes
Remember that time you accidentally flooded your friend’s Minecraft house with a million buckets of water? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, because on our server, we encourage that kind of chaos! Join us for a wild ride of pranks, shenanigans, and pure mayhem. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft mischief maker! -
BorderBlockz
so like, u know how North Korea is always like, buddy buddy with China and stuff? well, get this, they actually said NO to a telecoms plan by the border! like, what a plot twist, amirite?anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our Minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that give hugs instead of blowing up, and a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want.
plus, rumor has it that if u build a house out of cake, a magical unicorn will come and be your pet. so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, let’s make Minecraft great again!
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Get Lost in Astros Reach SMP – Where two things are certain: chaos and creepers!

✨ Astros Reach – Minecraft Server
About Us:
Astros Reach has been in business for 1 whole year! We are a long-term, community-oriented SMP where every player matters. Join our tight-knit community and share your love of the game with us.
Features:
Features Description Long-term vanilla world Regularly maintained and expanded by players Free community-use creative world Express your creativity in a collaborative world Weekly and monthly events Engage in fun events with the community Helpful community Knowledgeable players and staff for support Vanilla Minecraft focus Emphasis on pure gameplay experience Vanilla World Info:
- Server Version: 1.21
- No world-border
- Various recipe add-ons
- High-end hardware for lag-free experience
How to Join:
To join, join our Discord and fill out a short application. Ages 18 and older ONLY. Must have a microphone.
Discord link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M
FAQ
Q: What is Astros Reach?
A: Astros Reach is a community-oriented SMP Minecraft server that focuses on a long-term vanilla experience.
Q: How do I join Astros Reach?
A: Join our Discord and fill out a short application. Ages 18 and older only. Must have a microphone.
Q: What features does Astros Reach offer?
A: Astros Reach offers a long-term vanilla world, free creative world, weekly/monthly events, helpful community, and staff support.
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WhipOutCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jake dropping his shorts at the beach? Look no further! Join our server for a “free show” of epic proportions – just kidding, we’re family-friendly here!We promise no awkward towel-holding situations or uncomfortable changing moments. Our server is all about fun, friendship, and building epic creations together. Plus, we have crystal-clear rules to keep things PG-13, unlike Jake’s beach antics.
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chill than Jake in his swim trunks. Who needs drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with friends? Let’s keep it classy and covered up, folks!
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BoomerGamer Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore or taming a wolf? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to feel young again!Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where age is just a number and the only thing that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go. Our community is filled with players who refuse to grow up, from grandmas who can out-mine any teenager to grandpas who can build redstone contraptions that will blow your mind.
So if you want to turn back the clock and relive your youth, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even find the Fountain of Youth hidden deep within our virtual world. Just watch out for the zombie hordes guarding it – they’re grumpier than a toddler who missed naptime.
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BoomerCraft: The Aging Adventure
Are you tired of aging like a boring old NPC? Well, join our Minecraft server and defy the laws of time and gravity! Our server is equipped with a magical fountain that reverses aging – just take a dip and watch those wrinkles disappear! Say goodbye to arthritis and hello to endless energy as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wacky world.But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret potion that grants you the ability to turn back time and relive your glory days. Want to go back to high school and ace that math test? Done. Want to go back to your college days and actually remember what happened at that party? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the fountain of youth like never before. Just be careful not to drink too much of that potion – you might end up stuck in a time loop with your teenage self!
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Territory30%GoneLOL
join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got llamas dat can do backflips and pigs dat can fly like superman. we also got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds the size of ur mom’s meatloaf.our server is so lit dat even Zelensky himself plays on it while negotiating peace treaties and stuff. he said “diplomacy not at the expense of 30% of our territory, but at the expense of getting wrecked by creepers in minecraft.”
come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe. plus, we have free pizza every friday and a pet ender dragon named fluffy. what more could u ask for?
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CraftyFriendz
Are you tired of friends who don’t appreciate your deep thoughts and love for analyzing art? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things cringe-worthy and deep!We welcome all depressed people who find joy in dissecting lyrics, music videos, books, quotes, and more. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who understand the beauty of finding meaning in everything.
Plus, we promise not to make you feel more depressed by talking to us! In fact, our server is guaranteed to lift your spirits and make you feel right at home. So come join us and let’s analyze some virtual art together!
And remember, on our server, there’s no such thing as being too cringe. It’s all about embracing your unique interests and sharing them with others who appreciate them. So leave your judgment at the door and come have some fun with us!

