Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of building a giant chicken statue with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. Trust us, the secret to happiness is definitely found in our wacky world of pixelated madness. So grab your pickaxe and join us today, because who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP like ours!
ToxicCraft: InstaSnapFaceGram
Are you tired of dealing with toxic social media platforms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the antidote to all that negativity! Join us and escape the drama of Twitter, the fake perfection of Instagram, and the endless arguments on Facebook.On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about trolls or haters. Need a break from the chaos of the internet? Come chill with us and mine some diamonds instead. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into.
So why waste your time on toxic social media when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast with a community of awesome players? Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off!
EcoCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, so like, this server is where all the cool kids hang out. We got more subsidies than you can shake a stick at, like $2.6tn worth. We’re all about that environment-harming life, cause who needs clean air and water anyways, amirite? Join us and help us reach our goal of destroying the planet, one block at a time. Plus, we have the best parties in town, with creeper-shaped pinatas and diamond-encrusted cake. Don’t miss out, join now and be part of the chaos!LuhanskLooters & MercMunchers
So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, totally wild, man. We got Syrians disappearing left and right, like they’re just vanishing into thin air. And get this, the Russians are sending in foreign mercenaries to deal with it, but they’re just getting thrown into meat grinders, bro. It’s like a crazy mystery that you can solve while building epic structures and battling mobs. Come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!KetoCraft: Diabetic Defender
OMG u gotta join dis server, bro! We got a player who’s been munchin’ on keto for 10 years and his heart is like, super chill compared to all da normies with type 1 diabetes. Like, his heart is probably made of diamonds or somethin’ cuz it’s so strong! Join us and maybe you’ll get a heart of steel too, who knows?! #KetoForTheWin #HeartOfDiamonds #MinecraftMadnessValorian Network
Are you ready for the ultimate survival adventure? Step into a world filled with custom features, challenging gameplay, and a thriving community that’s constantly evolving with your input!
Skills & Jobs: Level up unique abilities and take on jobs to earn in-game currency.
Auction House: Buy and sell rare items with other players.
Over 400 Custom Enchants: Discover new ways to enhance your gear!
Medium to Hard Economy: Make every trade count in a balanced and challenging economy.
Custom World Generation: Explore a unique world like no other.
Updates Voted by YOU! We listen to the community and let you decide on major updates!
Events Every 2 Weeks: Regular events to keep things fresh and exciting!
Travelling Shopkeeper: Appears randomly with different prices than the main shop – keep an eye out for great deals!Jump in today and start your journey on The Valorian Network – where adventure and discovery await!
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StorytimeSMP – Parental Tales
Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your wildest childhood stories in a whole new way! Our server is filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.Remember that time your parents told you about the time they fought off a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of water? Well, now you can do the same on our server!
Or how about the time they built a castle out of candy and defended it from an army of evil gummy bears? You can do that too, but watch out for the sugar rush!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and create your own legendary tales to tell for generations to come. Who knows, maybe one day your kids will be asking, “What’s one childhood story your parents told you about our epic adventures on the server?”
KlondikeCraft: What’s Your Price?
What would you give for a chance to join our Minecraft server? How about your firstborn child? Just kidding, we don’t want your kids (unless they’re really good at building pixel art).Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a field of rainbow-colored sheep.
But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your character into a block of cheese with a single peck.
So come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky, wild world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a Klondike Bar.
TverCraft: Ukraine Drone Mayhem
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Ukraine drones attacking Russia but don’t worry, we got you covered with our virtual evacuation plan in Tver region! Build your base, gather resources, and watch out for those pesky drones trying to ruin your day. Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos and adventure!Join our ‘Light Fantasy Bedrock Realm’ where even sheep wear tiny hats! No squares allowed! Woohoo!
Minecraft Server Overview
Realm Status Grace period in peaceful mode Mods Additional content, world generation, quests, new biomes Joining Instructions Friend Tadeudog on Discord for more information FAQ
Question Answer What is the realm status? The realm is currently in a grace period on peaceful mode. What mods are included in the server? The mods include more content, world generation, quests, new biomes and more. How can I join the server? Friend Tadeudog on Discord to join and get all the necessary information and rules.