so, like, u know how iran is all like, “we ain’t gonna send no soldiers to fight israel”? well, u know where u can send soldiers to fight israel? on our EPIC minecraft server, duh! join us and be part of the most intense battles in lebanon, but, like, in minecraft form! we got crazy weapons, insane builds, and, like, the best community ever. so, like, forget about real life drama and come join the fun on our server. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!
Blocky Peen Palace
yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!
Quantum Time Warp – Minecraft Server
lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time goes backwards and u can undo all ur mistakes? well, this server is like that but in real life! we got quantum physics experiments happening left and right, finding evidence of negative time and stuff. join us and u can be a time traveler in minecraft, going back to fix all the times u fell in lava or got blown up by a creeper. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie but with blocks and zombies. come join the fun and mess with time on our server, it’s a trip you won’t forget!DeadPurge: Where even the Creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat of the Bedrock!
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type Survival Mode Hard Add-ons Reallight Reimagined for offhand torches Days Old 500+ Ender Dragon Defeated 1 time Community Size Small (looking to expand) FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)
Q: Can I join the server?
A: Yes, please send your discord username to the server owner.
Q: What can I build on the server?
A: You can build whatever you want, as long as it’s not too close to someone else’s build.
Q: How many players are currently on the server?
A: Usually it’s just the server owner and 1 other person, but they are looking to expand the community.
ExBrokeUp4Stupidity – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of getting dumped for ridiculous reasons like “you breathe too loudly” or “your pinky toe is too small”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and build a world where your ex’s crazy breakup reasons don’t matter because we’re too busy fighting off zombie pigmen and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, your ex will mysteriously get stuck in a never-ending loop of getting hit by lightning every time they try to log on. So come on, join us and leave your ex in the dust (literally, because we have a lot of dirt blocks).CraftyTruthsMC
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the universe, like why creepers explode or why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk. Our server is like the Oracle of Minecraft, giving you the absolute truth to any question you ask. Want to know why diamonds are so rare? We’ve got the answer. Curious about why pigs can fly in the Nether? We’ve got the scoop.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks. Join us if you want to be part of a community that is as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown with the absolute truth of Minecraft’s craziest secrets!
CreeperCult: ‘Abandoned by Iran’
Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have Hezbollah supporters running wild! They’re all like, “Everyone has abandoned us and now Iran has, too” but who cares when you’re having a blast in Minecraft, am I right?Join us for some crazy adventures with our Hezbollah crew, building epic structures and battling it out with other players. Who needs allies when you’ve got a squad like this? Plus, you never know what kind of mischief they’ll get into next!
So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and chaos on our server. Who knows, you might even become an honorary member of the Hezbollah supporters group! Just watch out for those TNT traps they like to set up… it’s all in good fun, right? 😜🔥🎮
ChorusSMP
Come and join us on our brand new Boxsmp server! Community run, and not P2W as most servers are.
Bunch of different features like Box, Dungeons, Kitpvp, Events.
“Technoblade never dies.”play.chorussmp.net
🔥ZANNCRAFT.RU🔥 – ZANNPASS❗️ Minecraft server
The owner of the server “ZANNCRAFT.RU – ZANNPASS” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.zanncraft.ru:19132
ISO SMP: Where adults play Minecraft like grown-ups, but end up building giant pixelated toilets anyway!
ISO SMP Overview
Features Description Community 18+ community looking for active players Chest Locking Plugin with signs to lock chests Invisible Item Frames Shift-right clicking to make item frames invisible Player and Mob Heads Obtain player and mob heads Deathchest Feature to retrieve items upon death Vein-miner Ability to mine entire veins of ore /home Command Convenient home teleportation command Shops with Custom Economy Economic system for player shops Server Availability 24/7 server operation Custom Armor Stand Unique armor stand customization Mini-blocks Small decorative blocks for building FAQ
What is the age requirement for the community?
The community is for players aged 18 and above.
Can I lock chests to prevent others from accessing my items?
Yes, there is a plugin with signs that allow you to lock chests.
How do I make item frames invisible?
You can make item frames invisible by shift-right clicking on them.
Is there a feature to retrieve items upon death?
Yes, there is a Deathchest feature for this purpose.
What is Vein-miner?
Vein-miner allows you to mine entire veins of ore with ease.
How do I set a home location?
You can use the /home command to set and teleport to your home location.
Are there player-run shops with a custom economy?
Yes, the server has player shops with a custom economic system.
Is griefing allowed on the server?
No, griefing is not allowed on the server.
How can I join the server’s Discord community?
You can join us on Discord by following this link: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz