Astley’s Up Paradox Server
so, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, dis server is so lit dat if u ask Rick Astley for a copy of da movie Up, u create a PARADOX. like, whaaat? dat’s crazy, right? but wait, there’s more! on dis server, u can ride llamas into battle against evil zombie pigs dat wear top hats. yeah, u heard me right. and if u manage to find da secret diamond cave, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Sir Clucksalot. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be part of dis madness? so come on, join us and let’s have a blast together!Jurassic Alberta Dig Site
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we unearthed a MASSIVE dinosaur skull in northern alberta!!! like, who even knew dinosaurs were still chillin up there, amirite?? come join us and help us dig up more dino bones and create a prehistoric paradise in minecraft! we got T-rexes, velociraptors, and even a brontosaurus that doubles as a water slide. trust me, u ain’t never seen anything like this before. join now or miss out on the dino-mite fun!Welcome to CelestialCraft: where creepers can’t be trusted & diamonds are like gold. Come join the fun in our cosmic survival world!

CelestialCraft Server Overview
Server IP mc.celestialcraft.gg Version 1.21 Discord https://discord.celestialcraft.gg Features
- Custom Achievements
- Magic Carpets
- Custom Events
- StarShards Currency
- Rankup System
- Player Shops
- Grief Prevention
- PvP
- Mature Community
Whether youβre a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, CelestialCraft has something for you. Explore the cosmos, conquer challenges, and build your legacy on our server.
Connect now: mc.celestialcraft.gg
We canβt wait to see what youβll create!
FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer What type of server is CelestialCraft? CelestialCraft is a survival server designed for mature players. How can I earn rewards on the server? You can earn rewards through custom achievements, quests, and events. Is PvP enabled on the server? PvP is optional and off by default, but can be enabled for dueling with friends. Can I create my own shop on CelestialCraft? Yes, you can create and run your own shop or browse others for deals. How do I protect my builds on the server? Use the Grief Prevention system to claim land and customize claim settings. UnluckySurname in Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of being stuck in a boring old world where everyone has normal last names like Smith or Johnson? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players with the most unfortunate last names you’ve ever seen! From Butts to Farts, we’ve got it all!Join our server for a chance to meet the legendary player with the last name “Poopface” who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Or maybe you’ll run into the infamous player known as “Pickle Rick” who built an entire castle out of, you guessed it, pickles!
So why wait? Join our wacky world today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive among the most hilariously named players in Minecraft history!
StreamerFailCraft
Have you ever seen a streamer accidentally set their entire Minecraft world on fire because they thought they were holding a torch but it was actually a flint and steel? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity as we promise to provide you with the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing massive pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on over and join the fun – just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!Mouth Microbe Mayhem
join this epic minecraft server where we have more than a dozen bacterial species living in our mouths for a 50% increased chance of developing head and neck squamous cell carcinoma! who needs diamonds when you can have cancer-causing bacteria as your loyal companions? come join the fun and see if you can survive longer than your dentist predicts!Akoot & Co: Where the cows run the show and the creepers are just tryna fit in! ππ₯

Welcome to Akoot & Co Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community. Features
Discord Server (Discord + Minecraft integration) World Map (dynmap) Bedrock support (Geyser) Unlimited Homes No pesky land claims (Honor system + rollbacks) KeepInventory (Optional per player!) Timed Ranks / Custom Titles Text Formatting (+Gradients!) Brewery (nothing game-breaking, just a treat!) Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! This is your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become part of a community that values creativity, the power of friendship, object shows, and the joy of Minecraft! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!
No application required! Just launch the game and play!
IP: akoot.co
Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co
Version:
1.21.1FAQ
Question Answer Is there land claiming? No, we operate on an honor system with rollback support. Can I have multiple homes? Yes, you have unlimited homes on our server. Do you support Bedrock edition? Yes, we support Bedrock edition through Geyser. Is there a limit to player inventory? No, you can choose to have KeepInventory enabled. How can I join your Discord server? You can join our Discord server by visiting here. BrokeButLovingIt – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on fancy date nights in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us for some budget-friendly fun where the only thing you’ll be spending is your time (and maybe a few cobblestones).Our community is filled with players who know how to have a good time without breaking the bank. From building elaborate roller coasters out of dirt blocks to hosting underground dance parties in abandoned mineshafts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re looking for love, you’re in luck! We’ve had more Minecraft weddings than we can count, and rumor has it that our resident matchmaker is a creeper who’s never missed a shot with his bow and arrow.
So come on down to our SMP and see why we’re the hottest spot for budget-friendly fun in the Minecraft universe. Who needs expensive date nights when you can have a blast with us for free?
WeekCraft Warriors
On our Minecraft server, every day is a strong day of the week because our players are constantly lifting virtual blocks like they’re in a virtual CrossFit competition. Join us and you’ll feel the burn in your pixelated muscles as you mine, build, and battle your way to the top. Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped in the world of blocks and creepers? Come flex your virtual muscles with us!MediCraft420: Ukraine Edition
Yo, so like, this server is like the medical marijuana of Minecraft servers, bro. We got Ukrainian officials approving all kinds of crazy conditions for you to join, like if you’re addicted to building giant statues of potatoes or if you can’t stop mining diamonds for more than 24 hours straight. It’s all legal here, man. Plus, we got this new law that says you can ride pigs into battle against evil mobs. So come on down and get your dose of Minecraft madness, you won’t regret it, dude!
