so, liek, dis server is so epic dat even lithuanian customs officers are gettin in on da action! we got 22 camouflage nets dat were supposed to go to russia but we said NOPE and sent dem to ukraine instead. if dat ain’t a reason to join dis server, den i dunno what is. come join us and be a part of dis crazy world where even da customs officers are gettin involved in our shenanigans. who knows what other wild stuff will happen here! come on, u know u wanna be a part of dis madness.
UkrainianKiddos2Russia – OmbudsmanLube
come join our minecraft server, where we have more fun than 20,000 ukrainian children deported to russia! dmytro lubinets can’t even handle the craziness happening here! we have so many epic adventures waiting for you, you’ll feel like you’re on a wild rollercoaster ride through the nether! build insane structures, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even find a secret diamond stash hidden by herobrine himself! don’t miss out on the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server around!
DeflationCraft – Lower Prices, Happier Players
join dis minecraft server if u want to experience the wildest adventures of ur life! we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. they ate so much sugar that they started floating like a helium balloon.
another player stumbled upon a hidden village where the villagers all spoke in riddles and challenged them to a dance-off. let’s just say, the player had some sick moves and won a lifetime supply of enchanted diamonds.
if u want to be part of the most epic and ridiculous minecraft server ever, then join us now! who needs lower inflation when u can have deflation in the form of lower prices for all ur virtual goodies? come on, u know u want to!
Mommy’s PvP Daycare Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the only violence you’ll see is when you accidentally hit a chicken with your pickaxe! our server is so safe, even the creepers are friendly!we’ve got a special connection between building epic structures and improving your mental health! studies show that players who join our server are less likely to experience stress and anxiety, and more likely to have a blast!
our server is like a virtual playground for kids under 5! they can build their own little houses, explore the vast world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs! plus, our server is so nutritious, you’ll never go hungry with all the virtual food options!
so come on down to our wacky minecraft server and experience the magic for yourself! who needs real life drama when you can have endless fun and adventure in our virtual world?
SocialMediaAddict Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract your wife from her social media addiction? Look no further! Join our server and watch as she spends hours building and exploring instead of mindlessly scrolling through Instagram and TikTok.But wait, there’s more! Our server is so engaging that it will cure her paranoia and irrational fears. Say goodbye to sleepless nights filled with thoughts of intruders breaking in – now she’ll be too busy crafting and mining to worry about anything else.
And if that’s not enough, our server will even inspire her to embrace the great outdoors! No more arguments about day trips to museums and parks – she’ll be begging you to take her on adventures in the virtual world instead.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and watch as your wife’s social media addiction transforms into a love for gaming and exploration. Who knew pixels could be so powerful?
WeddingCraft2021
Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world craziness for some blocky fun!Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any stepdad drama. No pressure to accept new dads or replace beloved memories here! Plus, we don’t discriminate against ghostly dads – they get their own special seat for photos too!
So why join our server? Because here, you can have your wedding your way without anyone telling you what to do. No need to worry about stepdads demanding special roles or moms treating deceased loved ones like replaceable accessories. It’s all about you and your blocks, baby!
Come join us and build your way to happiness, one block at a time. Who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?
Save the Creepers!
hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should. FIRST OF ALL, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. u can be rich af in no time. SECONDLY, our server is protected by a pack of wild wolves that will attack any griefers. so u can build ur masterpiece in peace. AND LASTLY, we have a secret mission to save the rare pink sheep from extinction. we are the only species that will save another species from extinction solely based on the reason that they’re going extinct. so come join us and be a hero in the minecraft world. u won’t regret it, trust me.Pronoun Palooza – Linking Minds and Blocks
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, we got these brain cells that are, like, super smart and stuff. they track pronouns and link them to the right person in a sentence. it’s like, whoa, mind blown, right?join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic pronoun tracking adventure ever. we got pronouns flying left and right, up and down. it’s a pronoun party up in here!
imagine being able to say “he” or “she” and having these concept cells be like, “yo, i gotchu fam, i know who you talkin’ bout.” it’s like having a personal pronoun tracker in your brain, but in minecraft form.
so, come join us on this wild ride of pronoun tracking madness. you won’t regret it, trust me. it’s gonna be lit, fam.
🌳 TREE SMP 🌳 [Vanilla] {SMP} {Semi-Madness} {1.21.1}
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Tree SMP Minecraft Server
Tree SMP has been open for a week and we will be having the end fight this upcoming Saturday, October 5th (More details on our discord). Come join us for the fun! We are looking for more active players and hoping you can join us on our Minecraft adventure.
IP: TreeSMP.mc.gg | Discord: https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS
Map size Border at 6 Million (3 mil each way) Render Distance 10 Chunks Gamemode Hard Griefing/PvP Enabled TnT/Carpet duping Enabled Netheroof Enabled Bedrock break Enabled We’re a small Minecraft community that is restarting after the end of True SMP.
FAQ
1. How can I join the server?
To join Tree SMP, simply use the IP TreeSMP.mc.gg in your Minecraft client.
2. What is the server’s Discord server?
You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS for more information and to connect with other players.
3. When is the end fight taking place?
The end fight will be happening on Saturday, October 5th. More details can be found on our Discord server.
4. What are the server rules?
Some of the key rules on Tree SMP include no hacking, respect other players, and no griefing outside of designated areas. More detailed rules can be found in our Discord server.
5. Can I use mods on the server?
We allow certain mods on the server, but it is recommended to check with the server admins or in the Discord server for a list of approved mods.
6. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?
If you see a player breaking the rules, please report them to a server admin or moderator either in-game or through our Discord server.
XmasBoyfriendNotReady Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring family drama during the holidays? Join our Minecraft server instead and escape to a world where the only drama is between creepers and skeletons!We understand the struggle of navigating post-divorce family dynamics, which is why our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun. No need to worry about your mom’s boyfriend crashing Christmas dinner – on our server, the only crashing you’ll experience is when you accidentally fall into a ravine.
So come join us and build your own virtual family with fellow players who understand the importance of finding your new normal. Plus, who needs awkward family gatherings when you can spend the holidays mining for diamonds and battling zombies?
Don’t be an Enderman hiding in the shadows – join our Minecraft server and let the holiday stress melt away like snow in the Nether!