join our epic minecraft server and escape the corruption of hungary under orbán! our server is a magical land where you can build your own utopia without fear of corrupt leaders! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to party! come join us and let’s overthrow the corrupt overlords of hungary by building the most epic minecraft castle ever seen! let’s show orbán who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!
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Butt Plug City
join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… there aren’t a lot of white butt plugs. that’s right, you heard me. on our server, you can find the rarest and most valuable white butt plugs in alllll of minecraft land.but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.
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Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.
Starlight SMP Overview
Feature Description Towny Plugin Build your own towns and forge connections in a supportive environment. Origins Mod Choose from unique Origins, each with special abilities that suit your playstyle. World Lore & Story Immerse yourself in rich, ongoing lore or create your own character and story. Custom Content Discover unique weapons, armor, blocks, and more to enhance your journey. Cooking & Bakery System Grow custom crops and craft delicious recipes. Optional PvP Engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration. Optional Voice Chat Connect with others in real-time for a more immersive experience. FAQ
Q: How do I join Starlight SMP?
A: Join our Discord and apply for the whitelist to be part of the magical world!
Q: Is the server cracked or premium Java Edition only?
A: Starlight SMP supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.
Q: Can I create my own towns on the server?
A: Yes, the Towny plugin allows you to build your own towns and forge connections.
Q: What is the Origins Mod?
A: The Origins Mod lets you choose from unique Origins with special abilities to suit your playstyle.
Q: Is PvP mandatory on Starlight SMP?
A: PvP is optional, you can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.
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LostCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who can’t keep their kids out of trouble? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with locks that actually work, so you can keep your virtual cleaning closet safe from toddler invaders. Plus, if you ever need a break from your sister’s guilt trips, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting. Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – no brooms required!
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HurricaneMiltonEscape
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value safety and common sense over Disney magic! Join us and escape the drama of hurricane-ignoring partners and family members who think drizzle equals safety.Reasons to join:
– No more being called dramatic for wanting to avoid natural disasters
– We won’t dump you for listening to your parents and prioritizing your safety
– Our server is hurricane-proof, so you can game worry-freeDon’t let your partner’s Disney obsession get in the way of your survival instincts. Come join us and build a virtual world where hurricanes are just a distant memory and safety always comes first!
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GameNostalgiaCraft
Remember the good ol’ days when you were addicted to your first computer game? Well, get ready to relive that nostalgia on our Minecraft server! But this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft server – oh no, we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to finally prove that you can build a better castle than your little brother. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wacky world and let the fun begin!
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CraftyDefenseMinister
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the defense minister of israel is, like, in charge. he’s all, “if you join this server, it’s gonna be, like, lethal and surprising, man.” like, whoa, that’s intense. but, like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.come join us on this crazy server where the defense minister is calling the shots. who knows what kind of wild adventures and battles you’ll get into. maybe you’ll even have to defend against a surprise attack from iran. it’s gonna be epic, dude.
so, like, come on over and join the madness. you won’t regret it. plus, you’ll get to say you played on a server run by the israeli defense minister. how cool is that? let’s do this!
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Robo Voice Realness
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robots that sound like humans, but like, not just any humans, like the most hilarious humans ever! imagine mining for diamonds and hearing a robot be like “yo dude, nice find, wanna go get some pizza after this?” it’s like living in a sci-fi comedy movie, but in minecraft! plus, our robots can do the most epic dance moves while u build ur dream castle. trust me, u won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else! so come join us and let the robot-human shenanigans begin!
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Pandamonium’s Vanilla Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc & glitches are the norm. No pandas were harmed in the making of this server.
Minecraft Snapshot Server – Pandamium
Overview Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Be one of the first to play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends! Server Information IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu Version: 1.21.2 Pre-Release 1 Discord: https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru Website: https://www.pandamium.com/ FAQ:
Question Answer What is the server about? The server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Players can play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends. How often does the server update to new snapshots? The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out (usually every Wednesday) with experimental features enabled. What features are currently available on the server? TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for every mob in the game, many custom advancements, and more. Is there a reset for the overworld and nether? The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether. Are there monthly events on the server? Yes, the End is reset every month for exploration of end cities, and an enhanced dragon fight with a dragon egg up for grabs is held once per month.
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MixedCraft Server
Are you tired of awkward first dates like this? Join our Minecraft server where your race doesn’t matter at all! We welcome players of all backgrounds, whether you’re black, white, or a mix of both. No need to worry about cultural appropriation here, just build, mine, and have a great time with our diverse community.Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life drama and just focus on having fun. Plus, we have epic events like “Race to the End” where players compete to be the first to reach the end dimension. Will you be the ultimate champion or will you get lost in the Nether? Join now and find out!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the awkwardness behind. Let’s build a world where everyone can play together, no matter what their background is. See you in the game!