come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian army destroys 400 shahed drones in russia’s krasnodar krai EVERY DAY!!! if u like explosions and chaos, this is the server for u! we have crazy battles and epic quests that will make ur head spin! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep u laughing all day long. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!
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Taste Bud Adventures
Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got magical unicorns dat poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna ride a sparkly unicorn into battle, amirite?Also, our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who give u super powers like flying and shooting fireballs outta ur butt. it’s lit, fam.
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and throw epic dance parties? yeah, it’s wild.
So, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s get weird together. Trust me, u won’t regret it.
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Calorie Cut Craft
so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife
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Welcome to Enival, where trust is as rare as diamonds and the community is as vanilla as our SMP server!
Server Name Enival Server Type Semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server Launch Date Few weeks ago Overview:
Enival is a fresh, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. The server offers proximity chat for a more immersive experience, allows players to suggest and vote on changes, and has a whitelist system to keep griefers out. It also includes a few quality-of-life mods/datapacks for a better gameplay experience and does not have teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience.
FAQ:
What is Enival?
Enival is a semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server that launched a few weeks ago, looking for more players.
What features does Enival offer?
- Proximity chat for an immersive experience
- A small, chill community to hang out with
- Voting and suggestion system for server changes
- Whitelist application process to keep griefers out
- Quality-of-life mods/datapacks for an enhanced gameplay
- No teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience
How can I join Enival?
To join Enival, you can check out the server’s world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969 and apply in the Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.
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EvilCraftersUnite
Forget about historical figures like Hitler or Stalin, the real evil mastermind is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ruled by a tyrant who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your skills and patience to the limit. From lava-filled mazes to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our evil overlord also loves to throw epic parties with fireworks, music, and unlimited cake. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most diabolical Minecraft server ever created!
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CraftyCorruptionEU
join our epic minecraft server and escape the corruption of hungary under orbán! our server is a magical land where you can build your own utopia without fear of corrupt leaders! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to party! come join us and let’s overthrow the corrupt overlords of hungary by building the most epic minecraft castle ever seen! let’s show orbán who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!
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Butt Plug City
join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… there aren’t a lot of white butt plugs. that’s right, you heard me. on our server, you can find the rarest and most valuable white butt plugs in alllll of minecraft land.but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.
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Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.
Starlight SMP Overview
Feature Description Towny Plugin Build your own towns and forge connections in a supportive environment. Origins Mod Choose from unique Origins, each with special abilities that suit your playstyle. World Lore & Story Immerse yourself in rich, ongoing lore or create your own character and story. Custom Content Discover unique weapons, armor, blocks, and more to enhance your journey. Cooking & Bakery System Grow custom crops and craft delicious recipes. Optional PvP Engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration. Optional Voice Chat Connect with others in real-time for a more immersive experience. FAQ
Q: How do I join Starlight SMP?
A: Join our Discord and apply for the whitelist to be part of the magical world!
Q: Is the server cracked or premium Java Edition only?
A: Starlight SMP supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.
Q: Can I create my own towns on the server?
A: Yes, the Towny plugin allows you to build your own towns and forge connections.
Q: What is the Origins Mod?
A: The Origins Mod lets you choose from unique Origins with special abilities to suit your playstyle.
Q: Is PvP mandatory on Starlight SMP?
A: PvP is optional, you can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.
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LostCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who can’t keep their kids out of trouble? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with locks that actually work, so you can keep your virtual cleaning closet safe from toddler invaders. Plus, if you ever need a break from your sister’s guilt trips, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting. Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – no brooms required!
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HurricaneMiltonEscape
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value safety and common sense over Disney magic! Join us and escape the drama of hurricane-ignoring partners and family members who think drizzle equals safety.Reasons to join:
– No more being called dramatic for wanting to avoid natural disasters
– We won’t dump you for listening to your parents and prioritizing your safety
– Our server is hurricane-proof, so you can game worry-freeDon’t let your partner’s Disney obsession get in the way of your survival instincts. Come join us and build a virtual world where hurricanes are just a distant memory and safety always comes first!