so like, u know how spacex be tryna launch rockets n stuff? well, they like totally lost their spacecraft after catching the rocket booster at the launch pad in their latest starship test. but guess what? we found it! it was just chillin on our minecraft server, like wtf right? so now we’re like, come join our server and help us build a new space station out of blocks or something. who needs spacex when u got us, amirite? plus, we have a secret underground lair where we keep all the alien technology we stole from area 51. so like, join now or miss out on all the intergalactic fun!
2025 FTB UNLEASHED FRESH SERVER
Minecraft Server Overview
Server FTB Unleashed Survival SMP Hosted on Dedicated server hardware Mods All mods enabled, Biomes O Plenty for world gen IP vanillafrog.men:25575 Rules
Don’t be a dick
FAQ
Question Answer How do I join the server? Simply use the provided IP address to connect to the server Are there any restrictions on gameplay? The only rule is to not be disruptive to others Is there any assistance available for new players? Yes, feel free to message the host for help getting started 
ExBlockProbs – It’s Not My Prob!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with any teenage drama queens like Tia. Our server is Tia-free guaranteed!Tired of dealing with bratty kids who think they can break your stuff and get away with it? On our server, we don’t tolerate any of that nonsense. If someone tries to pull a Tia on you, they’ll be banned faster than you can say “creeper.”
Join now and experience a world where you can build and explore without any Tia-like interruptions. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. And hey, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, our admins are always here to lend an ear (just don’t be a Tia about it).
PainfulPixels Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew up my whole house, but it was so funny, I couldn’t stop laughing! And then, I found this secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen riding on chickens, like what even is that?! And don’t even get me started on the time I accidentally fell into a pit of lava and lost all my enchanted gear, I was screaming like a little baby!But seriously, this server is so lit, you gotta join us and experience all the crazy shenanigans that happen on the daily. Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is so friendly and always willing to help out. So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together!
CuddleCraftMC
Are you tired of feeling like a lonely potato in a world full of carrots? Do you crave human interaction but all you have is your trusty pickaxe and a bunch of pixelated animals? Fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to cuddle with a blocky sheep again – unless that’s your thing, no judgment here. Our community is full of friendly players who are just as desperate for human touch as you are. So come on, join us and let’s build a world together where loneliness is just a distant memory. Who needs real-life friends when you have a bunch of virtual strangers to hang out with, am I right?CraftyInflation9.5
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well, come join our server where the inflation rate is as high as 9.5% in december! it’s like a rollercoaster of prices going up and down, just like your emotions when playing minecraft.we have crazy events like the “inflation party” where everything in the game costs 10 times more than usual. it’s a wild ride, just like trying to survive in the russian economy.
join us for a unique and unpredictable experience that will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the virtual bank. who needs stability when you can have chaos and fun instead? come join us now!
Nano Brain Stimulation – Reverse Parkinson’s
join our epic minecraft server where we use nanoparticle magic to cure parkinsons and make ur brain go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrGFsMidnightCall Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any car tow emergencies like the poor soul in this story! Join us and never worry about your car disappearing while you’re working out at the gym (unless a creeper blows it up, but that’s a different story).Our server is so safe, you can sleep soundly without fear of missing any calls from your significant other in distress. And if you do happen to miss a call, don’t worry – we won’t judge you or give you the cold shoulder like some people do in real life.
Join us for a grand adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any relationship drama getting in the way. And hey, if you ever need a ride to the tow yard, just ask in the chat – we’ve got plenty of players willing to help out (for a small fee of diamonds, of course).
So come on over and join our server, where the only emergencies you’ll face are running out of torches in a dark cave or accidentally falling into a pit of lava. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have to deal with any angry partners blaming you for their car getting towed!
StayAtHomeHubbyCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than our creeper explosions is the drama in our players’ virtual lives! Join now for a chance to escape the real world, where husbands like “Jack” are more interested in playing video games than cleaning the house.On our server, you can create your own virtual spouse who actually helps with chores and doesn’t blame you for the mess. Build your dream home without the fear of it turning into a virtual pigsty, unlike poor OP’s real-life situation.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. You may encounter virtual arguments about who should be doing more around the house, but at least you can laugh it off knowing it’s all just a game. So come join us and escape the madness of reality, one block at a time!
FutureCraft SMP
Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m playing on. It’s like, so futuristic, you won’t even believe it, bro. Like, we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s wild. And the best part? The admin is a literal wizard who can summon rainbows on command. I know, right?But wait, there’s more. The spawn point is actually a giant disco ball that shoots out diamonds every hour. And if you find the secret underground bunker, you can ride a rollercoaster made of TNT. It’s lit, fam.
Oh, and did I mention the PvP battles? It’s like Hunger Games meets The Matrix, but with llamas wearing top hats. You gotta see it to believe it, man.
So yeah, if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and experience the future firsthand, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, mind-blowing, dude.