Come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest cult leaders from around the world! Our latest addition is an ultra-orthodox Jewish cult leader who got arrested in Guatemala for some wild stuff. But hey, that just adds to the excitement of our server! Who knows what kind of shenanigans he’ll get up to next? Join now for a truly unique and insane gaming experience. Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players!
Memory Lane Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from your neglectful childhood and build a world where you are the ultimate ruler! forget about your slow working memory abilities, on our server you will be a genius mastermind creating epic structures and battling dragons like a pro! experience emotional and physical neglect in real life? no problem, on our server you will be showered with love and attention from our friendly community of players. join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!
Bloom SMP
Welcome to Bloom SMP IP play.bloomsmp.net Joinable Versions 1.9 – 1.21.4 Features: Anti-griefing Cross play A welcoming community An active Discord A friendly staff team Regular events Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
Bloom SMP FAQ Q: Is Bloom SMP modded? A: No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. Q: What versions can I join on? A: You can join on versions 1.9 – 1.21.4. Q: Is there a Discord server? A: Yes, Bloom SMP has an active Discord server. You can join it here. Q: Are there events on Bloom SMP? A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. CraftyPandaGamer – Minecraft SMP
OMG GUYS, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, where else can you find a server where the pigs ride around on diamond-encrusted minecarts and the creepers do the cha-cha-cha? It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro!And let me tell you, the admin on this server is like a wizard or something, I heard he can summon dragons with just a flick of his wand. And the mods? They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, always swooping in to save the day when someone’s house gets blown up by a rogue TNT block.
But the best part? The community, man. It’s like a big, dysfunctional family where everyone’s constantly pranking each other and building giant statues of potatoes for no reason. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over to this server and prepare to have your mind blown!
BotDisclosureCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking cows, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!CraftyNorway96: Toyota Rules, Tesla Drools
so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, bro? well listen up, cuz dis server is lit AF. like, in January, Norway EV share was like 96% or sumthin. and guess who topped the list? frickin Toyota, man. but Tesla, oh man, Tesla was slumping so hard. like, they couldn’t even keep up, ya know? so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more poppin’ than Tesla on a bad day, then u gotta join us, cuz we’re like the Toyota of minecraft servers, yo. come join the fun and be part of the madness, bro.Moon Canyon Chaos
Come join our server, where the moon’s grand canyons were actually formed by a giant chicken throwing rocks from the sky! Yes, you heard right, a chicken! And it only took 10 minutes! If you want to experience the chaos of a poultry-induced geological event, then this is the place for you! Build your own chicken coop and watch out for falling rocks! Join now for a clucking good time!WiFiCraft: Neighbor Denial
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of neighborly disputes, unexpected house guests, and questionable wifi requests!Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a virtual apartment complex. Your neighbors include Doug, the sweet old man with a Chihuahua, and his daughter’s family of six crammed into a two-bedroom apartment. Can you navigate the chaos and keep your cool when the son-in-law comes knocking at your virtual door asking for wifi access at all hours of the night?
But wait, there’s more! Help Doug with his cable and phone setup, share your leftover dinner with him, and even sneak some groceries from his car (just kidding, don’t do that). And don’t forget to keep those grandkids quiet after 9 pm or face the wrath of sleep-deprived neighbors!
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of denying virtual wifi access to moochers while dealing with a flu-ridden toddler and a nosy son-in-law? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions that you won’t find anywhere else. Join now and let the virtual drama unfold!
ParentingProdigy – Minecraft SMP
Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you to join! This SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of epic proportions. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more chaos than a creeper explosion.Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling dragons, and forming alliances with other players. But beware, there are trolls lurking around every corner and griefers ready to ruin your day.
Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But before they could celebrate, a herd of zombie pigmen came charging at them, causing chaos and destruction. It was a sight to behold, let me tell ya.
So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself raising virtual kids in a whole new way.
CraftyFashionFails
Are you tired of boring old fashion trends? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have the most outrageous fashion trends you’ve ever seen! From diamond-encrusted armor to glow-in-the-dark boots, you’ll be the talk of the server in no time.But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Fashion Police, who roam the land in search of fashion offenders. Get caught wearing mismatched armor? Prepare to face the consequences!
Join our server now and show off your unique sense of style – just make sure it’s up to par with our high fashion standards!