so, you tired of staring at your wife all day? come join our minecraft server where you can escape the endless gaze of your spouse and build a world of your own! our server is so lit, even the chairman of L&T wants employees to work on sunday just to play on it. imagine the possibilities, you could be crafting epic castles while your wife nags at you to take out the trash. join now and never have to hear her voice again, unless she starts playing too… then you’re on your own, buddy.
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Gaza TraumaCraft – 64K RIP
Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s LIT AF! We got more action than a TNT explosion in a creeper convention!Our server is so wild, it’s like surviving a zombie apocalypse while riding a roller coaster made of diamond blocks. We got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, and more surprises than finding a hidden chest full of enchanted gear.
Join now and be part of the madness! We’ve got more fun than a pig in a mud bath, more excitement than a skeleton in a bow and arrow competition. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some memories that will make Herobrine jealous!
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Streamer SMP
Minecraft Server Overview
Description The server is whitelist only, has 224 mods and is on Minecraft version 1.20.1. It is a moderately modified kitchensink pack. FAQ
Question Answer How can I join the server? To join the server, use the discord link provided: Streamer SMP Fan Discord (Form to join is here) Is the server open to everyone? No, the server is whitelist only. What mods are included in the pack? There are 224 mods included in the pack. What version of Minecraft is the server running on? The server is running on Minecraft version 1.20.1.
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PupperPurge Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as this poor lab’s life? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re rushing around with your butt on the ground just to keep up!Join us and experience the thrill of dragging your legs under you as you explore our crazy world. Our server is so intense, you’ll be panting after every short walk from room to room – just like this lab!
But wait, there’s more! We have pee pads scattered all over the server for your convenience, because you’ll be so excited to play that you won’t want to take a break. And don’t worry about drinking water, we’ve got snow in a bowl for you just like this poor dog!
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as miserable and chaotic as this lab’s life, join us now! Just be prepared for some unexpected surprises, like the occasional spat of pooping blood… it’s all part of the fun!
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BlockBusterNeighbors
🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any neighbors storing strollers in front of your virtual door! 🚫👶🏼🍼Join us and experience a world where fire codes are actually followed and you can come and go from your blocky apartment in peace. No bizarre confrontations with angry moms on speaker phone here! 📞😂
Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and build your dream virtual world without any pesky strollers blocking your way. So come on in, grab your virtual umbrella stroller, and let’s have some fun! 🌟🎮 #MinecraftLife #NoStrollerDrama #VirtualEscape
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RespawnMySO69
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer you the chance to clone your significant other if they meet an untimely demise in the game! Imagine losing your in-game partner in a tragic mining accident, only to have the option to respawn them back to life in all their blocky glory.Join our server for the ultimate romantic experience – build a virtual life together, fight off creepers side by side, and never worry about losing your player two again. Who needs grief counseling when you can just respawn your loved one with a click of a button?
So come on, join us and never fear losing your in-game soulmate again. Love knows no bounds, especially in the world of Minecraft!
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OJ & Steel Showdown MC
so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that we got orange juice and steel on the line with Canada. if u don’t join, Trump gonna impose tariffs on us and we gonna have to start a war with Canada. but if u join, u can help us fight off the Canadians with your epic building skills and sword fighting abilities. plus, we got a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a volcano that only the bravest players can find. so come join us and save us from the wrath of Canada!
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Thalassa Server
Thalassa Anarchy Server Essential Info: IP: theserverwont.work Runs in 1.19 (No chat reporting) Essential plugins only (Anti lag/Chat mechanics) etc. Server/world are brand new No Bans, ever. Do as you will. Friendly anarchy play style encouraged Nonessential info: Server is geared towards mature, adult players. Sexual content very much discouraged Racist content very much discouraged Hacking very much discouraged Future build protection may be a possibility for historical bases FAQ:
Q: What version does the server run on?
A: The server runs on version 1.19 and does not have chat reporting.
Q: Are there any restrictions on bans?
A: No, there are no bans on the server. Players are free to do as they please.
Q: What kind of players is the server geared towards?
A: The server is geared towards mature, adult players. Sexual, racist, and hacking content is discouraged.
Q: Is there any future protection for historical bases?
A: There may be future build protection for historical bases, but it is not guaranteed at this time.
Q: Can I join the server casually?
A: The server encourages a friendly anarchy play style and asks players to take it seriously. Server admin will be available to answer questions and give souvenirs. Thank you for considering joining.
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NostalgicNicheCraft
Do you remember that one time when Steve accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava? No? Well, you must join our Minecraft server to experience all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that only the true Minecraft connoisseurs will appreciate. From building giant statues of creepers to organizing epic chicken races, this server is the place to be for all the niche references that will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget!
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AntarcticIceMine Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server where we have 1.2-million-year-old ice pulled up from under antarctica! u can build ur base on this ancient ice and pretend ur a caveman or something lol. maybe u’ll find a frozen dinosaur or a woolly mammoth while u mine for diamonds. who knows what kind of ancient treasures are waiting for u on this server. join now for a prehistoric adventure like no other!