Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like your dad’s affair woes! Join us and build a virtual world where your dad can’t bother you with his relationship problems. Who needs therapy when you have blocky adventures waiting for you? Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all players into unicorns for a day – trust us, it’s magical. So come on over and leave your dad’s drama behind, because on our server, the only affair you’ll have is with mining diamonds!
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Craftflix: Pay No More!
Tired of Netflix hiking up their prices like they’re hiking up a mountain? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about ridiculous subscription fees again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their bare hands. So come on, join us and say goodbye to Netflix and hello to a world of endless possibilities (and monkeys)!
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ToiletBlockerGamer420
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun!Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.
Need to pee in the middle of a quest? No problem! Our virtual bathrooms don’t smell like cigarettes, we promise.
So come on, join us and let’s build some epic creations together. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? Let’s go!
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AquaNoob in Minecraft SMP
Bro, let me tell you, the hardest part of swimming is not drowning! Like, you gotta make sure you don’t forget how to breathe underwater, it’s like, super important. And on this Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy underwater city where you gotta swim to get to the shops and stuff. It’s like a whole new level of swimming skills required, bro.But don’t worry, we have this secret potion that turns you into a mermaid for like, 10 minutes. It’s wild, man. And if you join our server, you get a free mermaid potion every week. How cool is that?
Oh, and did I mention the underwater treasure hunts? Yeah, we hide diamonds and emeralds in the ocean and you gotta swim like a maniac to find them. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) treasure hunt, bro.
So, if you wanna test your swimming skills and become a pro mermaid, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP. It’s the craziest, most epic server out there. Plus, we have a pet dolphin named Steve who does backflips for diamonds. Yeah, it’s that awesome.
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BlockPartyMadness
Have you ever been attacked by a horde of killer bunnies in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as you navigate through insane challenges like dodging exploding chickens and battling giant zombie pigs. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
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Modi’s Repatriation Minecraft Server
hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! picture this: a server where all the players are actually secret agents working for modi’s government to repatriate 18,000 indians living in US illegally. yep, u heard that right. join our server and help us take down the illegal immigrants one block at a time. but wait, there’s more! not only will u be saving the day, but u’ll also get to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and build a secret base in the clouds. so what r u waiting for? join our server now and be a hero in the most epic minecraft adventure ever!
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Oil Depot Raid: Trump’s Revenge
lmao fam, dis server be lit like a ukraine drone hittin’ a russian oil depot! we got more action than trump floatin’ fresh russia sanctions, yo! join dis server if u wanna be part of the craziest minecraft adventure eva! we got creepers dancin’ like they at a rave, villagers hustlin’ like they in a market, and ender dragons flyin’ around like they own the place. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis madness! come join us and let’s make minecraft history together, fam!
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Block Party: White Flight Edition
come join our minecraft server where black immigrants attract white residents to neighborhoods and native black residents move out like a reverse gentrification party! it’s like a game of musical chairs but with houses! watch as the white residents build their fancy mansions while the black residents scramble to find a new place to live. it’s a race against time, who will win? who will lose? join now to find out and be a part of this crazy social experiment in minecraft form!
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The Last Joust of Chivalry
Welcome to the Last Joust of Chivalry “The realm continues to spiral into chaos. The assentation of King Argon II had been challenged by rise of the pretender, Malric Terrowin, claiming to be the rightful heir to the late monarch. Vassal lords and minor states alike were forced into committing to either side or to face destruction, while the realm seemingly remains too preoccupied with its own vices to pay attention to growing encroachments by the southern realm of Tenosia. Which side will you pledge your allegiance and aid it in rise to complete domination through this bloody last joust of chivalry” TLJ is the second iteration of our server, focused on factions combat and expansion. Among the latest addition is the custom siege engines with realistic block physics, army expansion system, extensive faction management and extensive customisation. This time players alongside our realism focused Modpack will also find additional modes on the server, including: ➤ CreativePlots – Design builds together with all building blocks and decorations of our Modpack at hand ➤ PvPZone – For those wishing to spend time sparring with other players without worry for loss of equipment on dozen different arenas More information of the additional planned features will be included Join our community today https://discord.gg/agVWxf8VGc Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
Question Answer What is the theme of the Last Joust of Chivalry server? The server focuses on factions combat and expansion in a medieval setting with custom siege engines, army management, and faction customization. Are there additional modes available on the server? Yes, players can also participate in CreativePlots for building with Modpack blocks and decorations, as well as PvPZone for sparring without equipment loss. How can I join the community? You can join our Discord community by visiting the following link: https://discord.gg/agVWxf8VGc
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NoSleepNoGuestsMC
Are you tired of unexpected guests ruining your plans for a chill weekend of Minecraft and relaxation? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that no unwanted guests will crash your virtual party!Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun, where the only guests you’ll encounter are friendly mobs and fellow players. No unexpected visitors allowed, unless they come bearing diamonds as gifts!
Don’t let real-life drama interfere with your gaming escapades. Escape to our server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which color of wool to use for your next masterpiece.
So come on over and join us for a stress-free Minecraft experience, where the only surprises you’ll encounter are hidden treasure chests and secret passages. Say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to endless fun!