so, like, this server is like the FDA of Minecraft servers, ya know? we got this new treatment that’s like, totally approved and stuff. like, 77% of players who have tried other servers and failed, they go into remission on our server. and get this, bro, the side effects are like, super low. it’s like magic or something. come join us and experience the ultimate cure for your Minecraft boredom. trust us, you won’t regret it.
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Squid Game Event Minigames Java
Minecraft Squid Games Event
Join Pleasentplayer for a Minecraft Squid Games event this Saturday!
Date Saturday, 12 pm EST Duration Approximately 1 hour If you are interested or have any questions, please click the link to the discord below:
FAQ
Question Answer What is the Minecraft Squid Games event? The event will feature games inspired by the show Squid Games, hosted by Pleasentplayer. When is the event taking place? Saturday at 12 pm EST. How long will the event last? Approximately 1 hour, maybe slightly longer. How do I join the event? Click the Discord link above to join and get more information. 
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StepsonInterruptMCServ
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic battles and adventures waiting for you! Join us and escape the real world drama like dealing with a soon-to-be stepson who just can’t stop interrupting.On our server, you won’t have to worry about being rudely interrupted by a 7-year-old demanding your attention. Instead, you can focus on building the most epic structures and conquering the toughest mobs.
Plus, if you ever feel like you need a break from the chaos of family life, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only interruptions are from creepers exploding in your face.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up some tips on how to handle pesky interrupters in real life – just kidding, we’re all about fun and games here!
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MILcraft: Jobless Edition
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your MIL’s 60th birthday brunch? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, political debates, and job insecurity!Reasons to join:
– Witness epic battles between Trump supporters and non-supporters, just like at your family functions!
– Experience the thrill of losing your job due to a hiring freeze, just like in real life!
– Enjoy the luxury of being accused of spending all your husband’s money on fancy clothes, because who needs financial stability anyway?
– Get ready for intense showdowns with your MIL, where you can finally tell her off without any consequences!Join now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs a stable job when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions on our server? See you there!
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TrumpCraft: 24 Hour Ukraine War
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll forget all about Trump and Ukraine because you’ll be too busy battling dragons, building epic castles, and befriending talking llamas! Our server is so addictive, even Trump couldn’t tear himself away from it to end the war in Ukraine in 24 hours. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where llamas rule the world and diamonds grow on trees. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!
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SpyShipSneakPeak
so, like, u know how putin be sendin’ his spy ships all up in our waters, right? well, this server is like the ultimate spy ship of minecraft servers, but without all the drama and tension, ya feel me? come join us and be a spy ship captain, sailin’ through crazy adventures and dodgin’ enemy ships like a boss. plus, u get to warn putin himself when he tries to mess with our waters, cuz we got connections like that. join now and be part of the most epic spy ship crew in all of minecraft history!
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Crafty Misinfo Masters
Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have magical unicorns roaming around the server, granting wishes to all players who find them!But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest of players can uncover its hidden secrets and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig? That’s right, you heard me – a flying pig! Imagine soaring through the skies, raining bacon down on all your friends below. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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Reunion Rager Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Are you tired of dealing with toxic people in real life like my mom? Well, look no further because our server is a toxic-free zone! No more drama, just pure fun and epic adventures await you.Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without anyone demanding money from you for not attending a virtual party. That’s right, on our server, you are free to create and explore without any judgment or pressure to conform to social norms.
So why wait? Join us now and escape the real world craziness for a virtual paradise where you can be yourself without any consequences. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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UltrasoundXmasCardDrama
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to send out Christmas cards with your ultrasound without your permission! We understand the importance of privacy, especially when it comes to your unborn child’s first baby pics.Join us for a wild ride of pixelated adventures and crazy builds, where you can escape from real-life family drama and focus on building your dream world. Our community is full of supportive players who will always ask for your permission before sharing any personal information on a Christmas card.
So come on in and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only ultrasounds you’ll see are the ones you create in-game!
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100%Completionist – Minecraft SMP
OMG GUYS, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server that is literally the most lit thing since sliced bread? Like, you won’t believe the crazy shenanigans that go down on this server. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, and our pet pigs are all trained to do backflips.But wait, there’s more! We have a secret treasure hunt every week where the prize is a diamond-encrusted pickaxe that shoots out fireworks. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race, where the winner gets a golden crown and a lifetime supply of enchanted apples.
So if you want to join in on the madness and become part of our wacky Minecraft family, come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown. Seriously, it’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory meets the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less hunger. See you there, my fellow blockheads!