Oi mate, let me tell ya about this sick Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a bloomin’ Outback Steakhouse of servers, full of kangaroos and Vegemite sandwiches. You gotta join because we have a secret underground bunker filled with koalas who know how to mine diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the shrimp on the barbie PvP tournaments we have every weekend. It’s a fair dinkum good time, so grab your boomerang and come join us, ya bloody legend!
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BeliefCraft: Prove It!
Have you ever thought that pigs can actually fly in Minecraft but no one has been able to capture it on camera? Well, on our server, you can witness these majestic flying pigs with your own eyes! Join us for a chance to witness the most epic pig aerobatics in the history of Minecraft!But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride on the backs of chickens and engage in intense chicken jousting tournaments. Only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover the hidden entrance to this bizarre village and participate in the feathered battles of glory!
So if you’re ready to experience the wackiest and most unbelievable adventures in Minecraft, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your piggy bank too)!
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Zelensky’s War-Ending Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we promise to end all wars by 2025 just like Zelensky says!! we will give you security guarantees like no other server, because we have magical unicorns protecting our realm. they shoot rainbows out of their butts to keep you safe while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and gold, guarded by a friendly dragon named Steve. join now and be part of the most epic quest to peace and prosperity in minecraft history!
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RuleOfBritCraft
so like, this server is like the british carrier deployment but in minecraft, we gonna assert the rule of law to china but in a fun and silly way. come join us and be part of the epic battle between the british and china, but with blocks and pickaxes instead of real ships and guns. we have crazy events like building giant tea cups to assert our dominance, and you can even ride on a flying pig to show off your power. so come on, join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
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CalypsoCraft
CalypsoCraft (1.21.4)
CalypsoCraft is a lightly modded java minecraft server that just (on January 8th 2025) started a new world on version 1.21.4. It is only for official Minecraft accounts (you won’t be able to join with a cracked account).
Mods
As a player, you aren’t required to install any of these mods to play on the server! The mods it has are mostly just quality-of-life mods, like Tectonic for terrain generation and performance mods. We also have the Carpet mod, as some members enjoy the technical side of Minecraft and we have certain features of Carpet enabled. I recommend installing Bobby or an alternative, as the servers render distance is set lower, at least until we are still exploring the world and loading new chunks.
Members/history
We currently have about 6 active, very friendly players, most of which have been around for at least 2 years. The server has existed for 5 different worlds now (and a couple modded worlds running in parallel to the main server), spanning over almost 3 years as of writing, and will (hopefully) exist for many more. We are a democratic community so if a member would like to see a change or addition, they just bring it up and discuss it with their fellow members.
Rules
We have an (almost) zero-tolerance policy when it comes to griefing, stealing or any other sort of malicious activity (pranks are completely acceptable, as long as they are easily reversible).
To join the server, contact weephix on Discord (add them as a friend and let them know that you would like to join). We would love to meet you!
FAQ
Question Answer Can I join with a cracked Minecraft account? No, only official Minecraft accounts are allowed on the server. Do I need to install mods to play on the server? No, players are not required to install any mods to play on the server. What is the server’s policy on griefing? We have an almost zero-tolerance policy on griefing, stealing, or any malicious activity. Pranks are acceptable as long as they are easily reversible. How do I join the server? Contact weephix on Discord and let them know that you would like to join.
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CraftyMILBeGone Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the clutches of controlling in-laws and build your dream world without any interference!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, far away from the grasp of overbearing mothers-in-law. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild, without anyone telling you what to do or how to do it.
Embark on epic quests with your friends and explore new worlds, all while avoiding the drama of family obligations. Who needs real-life problems when you can fight off virtual zombies and mine for diamonds?
So come on over and join us on our server, where you can finally tell your MIL to "stay out the f**k away" from your social life, all while having the time of your life in the world of Minecraft. Let’s build, explore, and conquer – without any interference from pesky relatives!
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SisCraft: Help Reclaim’d 😂🎮
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this insane story.Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape. We promise not to lock you in the back seat like an animal, unless you’re into that kind of roleplay 😉
Just like this OP, you’ll encounter unexpected surprises and betrayals that will leave you questioning everything. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with a uhaul full of unnecessary furniture!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than a family reunion gone wrong. You won’t regret it…probably.
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ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will make you feel like a kid again, but with more explosions and less nap time. Like, imagine a world where you can ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, all while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco. And the best part? You can build a house out of rainbow blocks and fill it with llamas wearing top hats. It’s like a dream come true, bro.But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where you can compete in ridiculous challenges like seeing who can eat the most cake in 60 seconds or who can build the ugliest statue of a potato. And the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt. It’s lit, fam.
So if you want to relive your childhood in the most absurd and hilarious way possible, join our Minecraft SMP server today. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And by cookies, I mean virtual cookies made out of pixel art. YOLO, amirite?
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MineHaven2021
Have you ever ridden a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at a group of creepers? No? Well, you’re missing out on all the fun on our epic Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the middle of a zombie apocalypse.But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And rumor has it that if you can find the mystical Potato of Power hidden somewhere in our world, you’ll gain the ability to fly on a giant carrot.
So why waste your time doing boring stuff when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and let the madness begin!
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NordicBunker Minecraft Server
so, liek, u know how russia is all like, “we gonna invade u, norway”? well, norway be like, “nah fam, we gonna build bomb shelters and hide in dem”.but, liek, instead of hiding in boring old bomb shelters, u can join dis minecraft server and build ur own bomb shelter! u can make it as fancy or as basic as u want, and u can even add secret passages and traps to keep out any russian invaders.
plus, if u join dis server, u get to team up with other players to defend norway from the russian threat! u can work together to build defenses, gather resources, and strategize how to keep norway safe.
so, if u wanna be a hero and help norway prepare for the ‘worst-case scenario’, join dis minecraft server now! who knows, maybe ur bomb shelter will be the key to saving norway from the russians.