So like, this server is so lit, even dogs can sniff out COVID-19 in sweat! Like, imagine having a furry little friend helping you stay safe while you mine and craft in the virtual world. Plus, our players have reported a 99% decrease in creeper attacks thanks to our secret doggy detection system. Join now and let’s sniff out some viruses together, woof woof!
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BlockBrozAutoCo-SignNAITA
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t bankrupt you like my brother’s car obsession? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who value financial responsibility and want to keep their credit score intact.Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream virtual world without the risk of going into debt. Our server is filled with exciting challenges and adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our community of players is always ready to lend a helping hand or a virtual high-five.
So why wait? Join our server today and start building your virtual empire without the financial stress. Who needs a Mercedes when you can have a Minecraft castle, right? 😉
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TasteBudTerror
Are you tired of bland and boring Minecraft servers that taste as bad as a rotten potato? Look no further, because our server is like a gourmet feast for your gaming taste buds! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and secret dungeons that even Indiana Jones couldn’t conquer.But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to face us. Rumor has it that Steve himself once logged on and couldn’t handle the intensity of our PvP battles. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you craving more, come join us and taste the sweet, sweet victory of our insane adventures. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!
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Lingerie Fails in English
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, u will neva find a server as crazy as dis one. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow.if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves. ur crops will grow faster, ur diamonds will be shinier, and ur sword will be sharper than a diamond pickaxe.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground lair where u can find the rarest loot in all of minecraft. u might even stumble upon herobrine himself, playin’ a game of chess with a zombie pigman.
so, what are u waitin’ for? join dis server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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Ethereal SMP
Ethereal SMP Server Overview
Server Name Ethereal SMP Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer) Server Reset Yearly Discord Join Our Discord IP Address play.etherealsmp.net Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
Q: How often does the server reset?
A: The server resets annually.
Q: Are you looking for players and staff?
A: Yes, we are actively seeking both players and staff members to join our community.
Q: Where can I join the Discord server?
A: You can join our Discord server by clicking on this link: https://discord.gg/69ZRtCQJDE.
Q: What type of server is Ethereal SMP?
A: Ethereal SMP is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server.
Q: Is there an IP address to connect to the server?
A: Yes, you can connect to the server using the IP address play.etherealsmp.net.
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MoneyHaterMC SMP
Bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our epic SMP server where we have more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring! We’ve got creepers that drop TNT instead of gunpowder, and villagers that trade enchanted golden apples for dirt blocks.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. He’ll drop sick beats while you battle him for the ultimate party experience. And don’t even get me started on our Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending hot tub party.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and live your best blocky life. Who needs money when you’ve got a virtual world this lit?
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CraftyHolidayz
Join our Minecraft server and celebrate the most underrated day of the year – National Potato Appreciation Day! We have potato-themed mini-games, potato building contests, and even a potato parade where players dress up as their favorite spud. And rumor has it, if you find the legendary Golden Potato hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll be granted unlimited potatoes for life! So come join us and let’s show those other holidays who the real MVP is – POTATOES!
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GazaRescueCraft
join our epic minecraft server and you will be happier than israelis when 3 hostages come back after 470 days in gaza!!! we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster made of candy!!! build your own castle and defend it from evil mobs with your trusty banana sword!!!our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox!!! join now and become part of the craziest minecraft community this side of the nether!!! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness, in which case, why are you even here???
come join us and let’s make some memories that will last longer than those poor hostages in gaza!!! let’s mine, build, and explore together in a world where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!!! so what are you waiting for??? join now and let the adventure begin!!! 🍌🎉🏰
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DisneyLandDenied Minecraft Server
Are you tired of your sister-in-law trying to steal your kids and take them to Disney without you? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that no one will try to lure your children away with promises of magical theme parks!Join our server and build a virtual Disney World for your kids to enjoy, right from the safety of your own home. No need to worry about pesky relatives trying to whisk them away on international trips without your consent. Plus, you can level up your education in Minecraft and take your kids on epic virtual trips whenever you want!
So come join us on our server and say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun and adventure. Because on our server, the only thing your kids will be running towards is their next Minecraft build, not some sneaky aunt trying to steal them away to Disney!
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RentRageCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing hotter than a lava pit! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the roommate situation of our admin’s ex-boyfriend’s cousin’s best friend’s neighbor’s dog sitter!Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between two players who haven’t communicated since the last update. Will they ever reach a compromise? Will they ever acknowledge each other’s existence? Who knows, but it sure is entertaining to watch!
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of a player who is living in someone else’s base rent-free, all while saving up for a brand new diamond sword… I mean car. Will they ever contribute to the rent? Will they ever learn basic manners? Tune in to find out!
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such riveting tales of roommate drama and financial irresponsibility while building your dream castle out of pixelated blocks? Don’t miss out on the chaos, join us now!