Are you tired of being stuck in a boring 9-5 job in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest career fantasies! Want to be a professional unicorn wrangler? Done. How about a professional banana peel slipper? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless on our server, where dreams come true and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and start living your best virtual life!
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CraftyPoli’s Classified Server
#classified information, Access, Canada, Canadian, Classified, classified report, conservative party, CraftyPolis, cybersecurity, election, foreign interference, forgoing, Government, INFORMATION, intelligence, leader, national security, party leader, Poilievre, Politics, SECURITY, Server, sole
So, like, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the leader is like, totally keeping secrets from everyone! Like, who needs classified reports when you can just build epic castles and battle dragons, amirite? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server. So, like, join now before the llamas overthrow us all and make us their llama slaves. It’s gonna be lit, fam!
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SugarDaddyCraft
arrangement, Companionship, DADDY, DATING, Desires, financial support, indulgence, Lifestyle, long-term commitment, luxury, materialism, MONEY, relationships, Sugar, sugar baby, sugar daddy, SugarDaddyCraft, temptation, transactional, Wealthy
So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where your sugar daddy is, like, a creeper in a suit and tie. He’s all like, “Hey baby, wanna mine some diamonds together?” And you’re just like, “Um, sure, but can you not explode on me?” And he’s all like, “Don’t worry, I’ll only blow up if you don’t join this epic server.”And then there’s this one time where a bunch of chickens started a revolution against the pigs because they were tired of being turned into KFC. It was chaos, feathers everywhere, but it was so hilarious to watch.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie? Yeah, it’s lit, literally because there’s lava everywhere. But hey, who doesn’t love a good dance party with skeletons and zombies?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, then you gotta join this one. Plus, you might just find your new sugar daddy who’s all about those diamonds and explosions. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe some earplugs for the disco party. Let’s get weird, baby!
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[MODDED] Shots Fired SMP [FACTIONS]
Applications, Create, Discord, Factions, Forge, Guns, Modded, Moddedserver, PvP, Server, smp, Team Pvp, Whitelist![[MODDED] Shots Fired SMP [FACTIONS]](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/MODDED-Shots-Fired-SMP-FACTIONS.png)
Welcome to Shots Fired SMP!This is a modded pvp smp/factions server! However, there are like guns?! Guns are crafted at a specific station and are fully functional! The server is run on Forge 1.20.1, The server is whitelist only, and whitelist applications are in the discord linked below!
More Information in the discord!
191.101.15.204
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GayCraft Minecraft Server
#77809127, #newempire, #nodiscorders, #nopapists, #nostraightoids, #notripfaggots, #usurper, #verNo biscum, GayCraft, Minecraft, r9gay, Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t tolerate any biscum, straightoids, tripfaggots, discorders, or papists in our new empire. Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a giant rainbow llama riding a flying pig. The llama handed out diamond swords to all the players and declared them all honorary members of the Llama Army. From that day on, they roamed the lands, slaying dragons and building epic castles made entirely out of cheese.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, no biscum allowed!
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CraftyDesk Minecraft Server
Communication, Community, Computer, CraftyDesk, Desktop, Digital, discussion, forum, internet, Keyboard, long tail tags, Minecraft, Mouse, Normal People, office, ONLINE, productivity, Server, social media, tags, Technology, Thread, work
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers filled with normal people? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where only the most abnormal players are allowed.Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep music. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom made entirely of cacti. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.
So what are you waiting for? Leave those normal people behind and come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.
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Room4Me Minecraft Server
adult activities, Alone Time, anxiety, babysitter, bathroom, boyfriend’s family, eating situation, Hawaii, hotel room, IBS, judgement, Minecraft, nephew, Playing, privacy, Room4Me, Server, Snacking, trip, ungrateful, vacation, weight gain
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family vacations and enjoy some much-needed alone time!Are you tired of being the designated babysitter for your boyfriend’s nephew while everyone else sips cocktails and mingles? Join our server and leave that responsibility behind!
Say goodbye to awkward bathroom situations and judgmental comments about your snacking habits. On our server, you can snack to your heart’s content without anyone batting an eye.
Plus, with your own private hotel room (or virtual house), you can finally relax and enjoy some adult activities without constantly being pulled away to play with the kids.
So come join us and experience the vacation of your dreams – no judgment, no babysitting, just pure relaxation and fun in the world of Minecraft!
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NoLonelyHomesAllowed
aita, Boundaries, country club, cousins, disagreement, family, family boundaries, Friends, Investment, investment protection, irresponsible people, ne’er do well cousin, NoLonelyHomesAllowed, personal space, property ownership, Protection, RESPONSIBILITY, second home, security camera, selfish
Are you tired of unwanted guests crashing your second home like it’s a frat party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where only the coolest and most responsible players are allowed!Imagine a world where your virtual house is protected from ne’er do well cousins and their reckless friends. No more worrying about security camera alerts while you’re at work, because on our server, only the most trustworthy players are granted access.
Don’t let your hard-earned investment go up in flames like your neighbor’s house (thanks, cousin). Join us and experience a virtual paradise where you can relax and build without the drama of uninvited guests.
So come on, join our server and say goodbye to selfishness and hello to a safe and secure virtual home. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike inviting cousin Billy to your real-life BBQ).
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CraftyDreams Minecraft Server
Adventure, aspirations, bucket list, challenging myself, CraftyDreams, dream, Exploration, goals, lifelong dreams, living life to the fullest, making memories, Minecraft, new experiences, personal growth, pursuing passions, pushing boundaries, seizing opportunities, Self Discovery, Server, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new things, unfulfilled desires
Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet and carrying a flaming sword? Well, look no further because on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, where you can build a castle in the sky, tame a dragon as your pet, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our server – who knows what kind of epic adventures await you!
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StrangerCraft: Random Acts of Kindness
Acts, compassion, faith in humanity, feel-good moment, Generosity, good samaritan, grateful moment, Heartwarming, heartwarming gesture, helping hand, Human Connection, Kindness, memorable interaction, positive encounter, Random, Random act of kindness, random act of kindness from a stranger, Selfless act, stranger kindness, StrangerCraft, touching gesture, unexpected kindness, uplifting experience
Have you ever had a stranger build you a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of random acts of blocky kindness from our wacky community. Who needs real-life friends when you have virtual strangers building you epic structures? Come join the fun and see what surprises await you on our server!
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SkeleProof: Past Players Confirmed
ANCESTORS, ancient civilizations, ancient history, anthropology, archaeological finds, archaeology, Confirmed, Evidence, Existence, Fossils, historical evidence, History, human evolution, human remains, Paleontology, past generations, Players, prehistoric, proof of life, scientific discovery, SkeleProof, skeletal remains, Skeletons
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? come join our server where skeletons roam the land, holding ancient secrets of the past! they are like the history books of minecraft, except they shoot arrows at you! join us and uncover the mysteries of the past while trying not to get shot in the face! it’s like a history lesson, but with more explosions and less homework. so what are you waiting for? come join us and become a skeleton historian today!
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FreshmanClub Minecraft Server
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the big secret is that it’s easier to tame a wild Ender Dragon than it is to join the freshman club! But fear not, because once you do, you’ll unlock special powers like the ability to ride a pig into battle or turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of your diamond sword.Join us for epic adventures where you can build a castle made entirely of cake, mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights. And remember, on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules – except for the one about not feeding the creepers after midnight. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you do.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and discover the wild and wacky world that awaits you. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the unexpected is just another day in the life of a fearless adventurer.
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Fembot Kiss Minecraft Server
AI companions, android romance, Androids, Artificial Intelligence, boyfriends, Date night, digital intimacy, digital love, emotional connections, fembot, futuristic dating, futuristic relationships, GOODBYES, human-robot interaction, kiss, Kissing, mechanical affection, Minecraft, robot love, robotic partners, sci-fi romance, Server, Technology
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild world of fembots kissing all their boyfriends goodbye after a romantic date night! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our fembots are programmed to give the best kisses in all of Minecraft. You’ll feel like you’re in a romantic comedy every time you log on.
2. Rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden love potion in our server, you’ll be able to make any fembot fall head over heels for you. Just watch out for jealous boyfriends!
3. Our server is home to the most epic love triangle drama you’ll ever witness. Who will the fembot choose in the end? Only time will tell.
So come join us on our server and experience the love, drama, and kisses that only fembots can provide. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
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DogWalkDrama
Bath, Communication, confusion, Couples counseling, Dinner, dog, dog walk, DogWalkDrama, Gaslighting, hurtful, husband, Insight, manipulative, marriage counseling, minor surgery, Movie, peanut butter, relationship, Toy, video game, walkLooking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any gaslighting or manipulation!Join us and leave the real world behind, where you can focus on crafting epic structures and battling mobs. No need to worry about hurtful comments or rocky relationships here – just pure, unadulterated fun!
So come on over and let your creativity run wild. Who needs couples counseling when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and leave the drama at the door!
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CelebCrushCraft
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Which celebrity is 10/10 attractive? Well, if you join our Minecraft server, you’ll find out that our pixelated pig named Bacon is the ultimate heartthrob of the virtual world! With his perfectly square snout and mesmerizing oinks, you won’t be able to resist his charm. Plus, rumor has it that Justin Bieber himself once logged on just to catch a glimpse of Bacon in all his blocky glory. So come join us and see why this server is where all the cool kids and celebrity pigs hang out!