yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got duck DNA in our engines, fam! like, how lit is dat?! imagine flying around in a plane made of duck DNA, just quacking through the skies, yo. it’s gonna be a quacktastic time, trust me. plus, we got like, super rare blocks made of duck feathers and beaks, it’s gonna blow ur mind, bro. so come join us on dis wild ride, where ducks rule the world and minecraft is just the beginning, yo. quack quack, bish!
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4DayWorkWeekMC
come join our minecraft server where we have TWO HUNDRED uk companies signed up for a PERMANENT four-day working week! why work when you can play minecraft all day, every day?! build your dream world while your boss thinks you’re being productive. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself works here on fridays, so you might just catch a glimpse of the legendary minecraft figure. join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe signed by notch himself!
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SmokeCraft: Kid-Free Zone
come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing higher than our towers is the amount of THC in the air! our in-game cannabis smoking feature will have you feeling like you’re in a whole new world, literally. with 27% of players already showing detectable THC biomarkers, you know you’re in for a wild ride. join now and see why our server is five times more lit than the rest. #420minecraft #blazeit #minecraftmadness 🌿🔥🎮
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Puffer SMP
Puffer SMP
Server Type SMP Age Requirement 18+ Season 04 Applications Open!! Overview:
Puffer SMP is a Minecraft server for players aged 18 and above. Currently in its fourth season, applications are now open for new players to join the community.
FAQ:
1. How do I apply to join Puffer SMP?
To apply, fill out the application form on our website and wait for a response from the server admins.
2. What mods/plugins are used on Puffer SMP?
Puffer SMP is a vanilla Minecraft server, meaning no mods or plugins are used to keep the gameplay as close to the original as possible.
3. Is Puffer SMP a PvP or PvE server?
Puffer SMP is primarily a PvE (Player vs Environment) server, however, PvP (Player vs Player) is allowed as long as all parties agree to it.
4. How often does the server reset for a new season?
New seasons on Puffer SMP typically start every few months, depending on the activity and interest of the current players.
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StepmomGone10YrsLOL
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life! Need a break from crazy step-moms and family feuds? Join us for some blocky fun and adventure!Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and make new friends without any emotional neglect or mental abuse. No more threats of getting kicked out or ultimatums about getting your act together – just pure Minecraft madness!
Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise, far away from the dysfunction of your past. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, and ride pigs off cliffs – the possibilities are endless!
So why join our server? Because here, you can be whoever you want to be, without any judgment or family drama. Leave the real world behind and dive into a virtual realm where the only fights are between players in PvP battles.
Escape the madness and join us on our Minecraft server – where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!
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ReelRerunz Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server! Like, seriously, it’s so lit, you won’t even believe it. We have like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. And the mobs? They’re like, super friendly and will totally give you hugs instead of attacking you.But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot that will make your friends so jealous. And get this, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants you three wishes! I wished for unlimited diamonds, obviously.
So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and be prepared for the craziest, most hilarious time of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a few extra pairs of diamond armor, because things are about to get wild!
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MineFaceSearch
Are you tired of searching for your face online for free? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we offer a revolutionary feature where you can create a virtual face and show it off to the world! Join now and never worry about your real face again – who needs it when you have a pixelated masterpiece to flaunt?But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Faceless Enderman, who roams the land stealing faces from unsuspecting players. Will you be able to outsmart this sneaky creature and keep your face intact? Join us to find out!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest face-swapping adventures in Minecraft history!
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CraftyCancerCure – “Craft your way to curing cancer!”
Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll blow your mind? Well, look no further than this crazy server that’s like no other!Imagine this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a wild mutation impacts and drug interactions in cancer-related proteins appear out of nowhere! That’s right, this server is so wild that even the mobs have been mutated by some crazy computer analyses. But don’t worry, our clinicians are here to help you navigate through this madness and make the right decisions.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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PyramidSchemeFreeZone
Are you tired of being hounded by MLM sellers trying to push their overpriced products on you? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will try to sell you a $2k Thermomix or any other MLM junk. Our community is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without the pressure of constant sales pitches.Join us and escape the relentless MLM madness! Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and maybe even battle a few creepers along the way. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly MLM consultant who will try to recruit you…but don’t worry, they’re easily scared off by a well-placed TNT explosion.
So come on down to our server and leave the MLM drama behind. Who needs a pyramid scheme when you can build your own pyramid in Minecraft? 😉
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Blocktopia: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things bizarre and twisted! Ever wonder what it would be like to live in a world where llamas rule the land and pigs can fly? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!Join us for epic battles against armies of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and build your very own rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (because why not?).
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Creeper Parade,” where players dress up as creepers and march through the streets, terrifying villagers and causing chaos wherever they go.
So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then come join us today!