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But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.
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Lol omg, so like, this Minecraft SMP is totally lit, like you gotta join cuz we have this epic battle arena where we fight with diamond swords and ride pigs into battle. And like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it, it’s like a quest, ya know? And one time, I saw a creeper riding a chicken, it was wild man. So yeah, come join us and see all the crazy shenanigans we get up to, it’s gonna be a blast! And oh yeah, I got my scar when I tried to ride a llama off a cliff, don’t ask, it was a bad idea.”

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Kingdoms MC

Kingdoms invites you to craft your own legacy in a world where you can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay. Whether you’re a builder, strategist, or storyteller, there’s a place for you here.

We aim to provide a dynamic playground for all kinds of geopolitical-based roleplaying, where every decision, alliance, and declaration shapes the server in unique ways.

But KingdomsMC isn’t just for roleplayers! Builders will find a home here too, with lasting, grief-protected cities that players can inhabit. Plus, our world is fueled by a player-driven economy, making every trade and transaction meaningful.

Features:

Town Creation	Build and expand your own settlements
Nation Formation	Ally with others to form powerful nations
Rich Lore	Engage in deep, player-driven stories
Regular Events	Participate in community events and challenges
Cross-Version Support	Compatible with multiple Minecraft versions
Expansive World	Explore vast landscapes and hidden secrets
24/7 Uptime	The adventure never stops

Server opening This Friday the 21st!

Version: 1.21 (and above)
Join our Discord for access here

Worldmap: map.kingdomsmc.com

Embark on your journey and shape the world of Kingdoms!

FAQ

Q: What is Kingdoms MC?

A: Kingdoms MC is a Minecraft server where players can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay.

Q: When does the server open?

A: The server opens this Friday, the 21st.

Q: What version of Minecraft is supported?

A: Version 1.21 and above are supported.

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