Lol omg join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got diamond armor for everyone and unlimited cake! Like, one time, a creeper tried to blow up our base but we tamed it and now it’s our pet, his name is Bob. And like, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday where we dance with the Endermen. It’s lit, fam. So join now and be part of the most epic adventure everrrrr! Also, what song name pretty much sums up you sex life? Mine is “Baby Shark” cuz it’s always swimming around in my head, lololol. #MinecraftSMP #EpicAdventure #BobTheCreeperPet
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TipsyCraft
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join us on our server where the smallest amount of power can turn even the meekest player into a wild party animal!We’ve seen players drunk on the power of a single block of dirt, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Imagine what you could do with just a torch or a piece of cobblestone!
Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of a single block? Let’s get drunk on power together!
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CanMexCraft Minecraft Server
so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be a part of a trade war but u dont wanna actually, like, leave ur house? well, do we have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where u can pretend to be a part of a trade war between canada and mexico, all while building ur own empire in minecraft!imagine u and ur friends teaming up to take down the evil canadian and mexican overlords who are trying to impose tariffs on ur precious resources. u can gather ur allies, build ur armies, and conquer the land in the name of ur own made-up country.
plus, there are exclusive in-game events where u can participate in epic battles, trade negotiations, and even diplomatic missions. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next president of ur own virtual nation!
so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the trade war begin! (disclaimer: this is all just for fun and not meant to be taken seriously. please don’t actually start a real trade war with canada and mexico. thank u)
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CraftyTrudeau25%Tariffs
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, a secret underground lair where we keep all our enchanted weapons.like, one time, this dude tried to grief our base and we straight up summoned a dragon to take him out. it was epic, bro.
also, we have this crazy mini game where you have to ride pigs through a lava obstacle course. it’s, like, super intense and, like, totally worth it if you win.
plus, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can, like, shoot fireballs out of his hands and turn creepers into kittens. it’s, like, insane, man.
so, like, if you want to join a server that’s, like, totally wild and full of surprises, then, like, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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Endless Eden
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type Semi-vanilla SMP Active Players 10-15 Dragon Fight Upcoming in about an hour Server Age Newly released FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer How do I join the server? You can find the server IP and connection information on our Discord server. Is there a whitelist for the server? Yes, you will need to be whitelisted to join. Please contact an admin or moderator for access. Are there any server rules? Yes, please refer to the server rules channel on Discord for a list of guidelines and expectations. Can I join the dragon fight even if I’m new? Yes, all players are welcome to participate in server events regardless of experience level.
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HighCraftSILsNFriends
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting high with your SIL and friends is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us for a wild adventure filled with beach parties, late-night shenanigans, and of course, some good old-fashioned weed smoking.Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have a good time without any judgment. Whether you’re a seasoned stoner or just looking to try something new, we’ve got you covered. And don’t worry about peer pressure – we believe in making your own choices and having a blast while doing it.
So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a beach bonfire with your SIL and friends, laughing the night away. And remember, on our server, there’s no such thing as being “too ghetto” – we embrace all walks of life and celebrate diversity in all its forms.
So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us for a wild ride on our outrageous Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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RedditOnASatNight – Minecraft SMP
Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!
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TrumpCraft2020
Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because on our server, we have a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, you can finally build your dream castle without worrying about those pesky green baddies blowing it up.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds for lucky players to find. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon in battle, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to the world’s largest pixel art museum, featuring masterpieces such as the Mona Creeper and the Scream (but with a creeper face instead of a person). So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible!
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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
so like, u know how canada is always chillin up there with their maple syrup and hockey and stuff? well, they just dropped a bombshell and announced they gonna slap 25 PERCENT TARIFFS on all u.s. goods starting tuesday. like, can u even imagine the chaos that’s gonna cause? but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and a secret underground base where we hoard alllll the maple syrup. plus, we got a hockey rink made entirely out of ice blocks. so come on over and leave all that tariff madness behind!
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TacoCraft: Tariff Wars
haha omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where the mexican president is like “imma get u back, u.s. with my epic tariffs” and then all the players are like “whaaaaaat” and start building walls in the game to protect themselves from the crazy tariffs lololol. come join the fun and see who will win this epic trade war in minecraft land! it’s gonna be lit fam 🔥🌮🇲🇽