LOL u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a virtual tesla dealership but instead of cars we sell diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor! our sales have plunged 63% in the EU’s second-biggest EV market cuz all the villagers keep stealing our loot! come join us and help us fight off the pesky villagers and reclaim our riches! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the server with stacks of diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be found! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!
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Brain Blocks & Plastic Pixels
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in the universe! why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u a little story.once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. they became the richest player on the server and ruled over all with an iron fist. but then, a group of evil players banded together to overthrow them and a massive war broke out. it was chaos and destruction everywhere, but oh so much fun!
if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this: we have a secret underground base where u can brew potions that give u superpowers. fly like a bird, swim like a fish, or shoot fireballs from ur hands. the possibilities are endless!
so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe and let the adventure begin! oh, and did i mention there’s free cake for all new players? yum!
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ConniskoSMP
ConniskoSMP
Featuring
-A fully working Economy System! Earn money and become the richest player on the server!
-A server shop (With spawners!) to spend your hard earned cash!
-A player shop system to make shops of your own, or sell to others.
-RTP To randomly teleport anywhere around the world!
-A auction house system to quickly list your items for sale, or to buy items from other players!
-Player claims so you can claim parts of the world as your own!
-Kits to get you started on your adventure and to help you out along the way!
-A crate system, get a free key every 12 hours for simply playing on the server. Test your luck!
-A bounty system if you really want a player dead!
-Player vaults to store your valuable items!
Come Join!31.214.162.141:25726
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Gemstone
Gemstone was created for both Java and Bedrock players to establish a performant, reliable, and competitive PvP experience for all players.
play.gemstone.gg
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Nomisma
Nomisma Minecraft Server Overview Economy mcMMO skills & abilities Item Shop and Vote Shop Party’s with features such as ptp and xp share Server Auction House /home up to 3 Chat Games No land claims or protected spawn Discord linked with game chat and auctions No pay to win features Never resetting world Server Rules: No Cheating or Hacks Clients: Optifine, Vanilla, Bedrock Join Today With IP 》》》 Semianarchy.com 《《《 Java 1.21.4 Bedrock 1.21.51 Port: 19132 Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer Can I use cheats or hacks on the server? No, cheating or hacks are not allowed on the server. Are there any land claims or protected spawn areas? No, there are no land claims or protected spawn areas. Are there any pay-to-win features on the server? No, there are no pay-to-win features on the server. How many homes can I set on the server? You can set up to 3 homes on the server. What clients are supported on the server? Optifine, Vanilla, and Bedrock clients are supported.
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NoCashNoParents Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with stingy parents who throw away money like it’s confetti at a parade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of real life! Our server is filled with treasure chests overflowing with virtual coins that you can hoard like a dragon guarding its gold.Forget about college funds being given away to random strangers who want to work in Denmark – on our server, you can use your hard-earned virtual coins to buy all the diamond armor and enchanted weapons your heart desires. And if your parents come knocking on your virtual door asking for money, just tell them to go mine their own business!
So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be going to hell for is not sharing your virtual riches with your fellow players. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real life drama!
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CraftyFashionistaLOL
Are you tired of feeling like a peasant in your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where $50 lipsticks are the norm and Chanel bags grow on trees!Our server is perfect for those who want to live the high life without breaking the bank. Just like in real life, you’ll have to work hard to keep up with the extravagant spending habits of our players. But hey, at least you can do it all from the comfort of your own virtual mansion!
So come join us and experience the thrill of buying expensive fruit, dining out every night, and splurging on top-of-the-line rice cookers. Who needs to save for the future when you can live in the lap of luxury today?
Don’t be the only one left behind in the race to spend the most money. Join our server now and show off your wealth in style!
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SelfLoveSMP – Minecraft SMP
Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Like, one time, we all built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat just for funsies. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other, like filling someone’s house with llamas or turning their entire base into a giant cake.But the best part is, this server is where I learned to love myself. Like, I was feeling down one day because I kept dying in lava and losing all my diamonds, but then my homies on the server were like, “Bro, you’re amazing just the way you are. Don’t let those creepers bring you down.” And I was like, “Wow, you guys are right. I am amazing.” And from that day on, I’ve been strutting around the server like I own the place, because I do, ya know?
So if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and learn to love yourself too, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions and less talking about your feelings.
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MineMotivation
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers!Join our server and you’ll find yourself motivated to play for hours on end because we have a secret potion that makes you instantly obsessed with Minecraft. It’s like a mix of Red Bull and unicorn tears – you won’t be able to tear yourself away from the screen!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on epic quests and tell you hilarious jokes along the way. Rumor has it he can even do a perfect impression of a creeper exploding!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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CraftyCanuck30DayTariffBreak
come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he just paused tariffs on canada for at least 30 days! trudeau is like “woah dude thanks bro” and everyone is partying in the streets with maple syrup and poutine. if you join our server, you can build a giant igloo and ride polar bears to battle against evil moose overlords. plus, we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land filled with bacon-wrapped beavers and hockey-playing unicorns. so come on over and join the fun, eh? it’s gonna be a hoser of a good time!