ImpeachCraft: AlGreen vs Trump
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so this server is like, totally lit fam. like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. and get this, our main mode of transportation is riding on the backs of flying pigs.
we also have a mini-game where you have to battle a giant chicken with laser eyes. and if you win, you get a diamond-encrusted potato as a prize.
oh, and did i mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, so you gotta be careful not to fall off or else you’ll end up in the land of the evil unicorns.
so come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. plus, you might even get to meet Al Green and his llama army.

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Pink Sea Amphipod Massacre
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come join our minecraft server where the beaches are pink from a mass die-off event of amphipods! it’s like a party for the little sea creatures, but now the whole beach is pink and it’s like a real-life fairy tale! come build your own pink castle and live happily ever after in this pink paradise! who needs boring old regular beaches when you can have PINK beaches?! join now and be part of the wildest beach party in minecraft history!

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RapidSMP

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RapidSMP Overview

RapidSMP is a new and growing survival multiplayer server. Join our friendly community for a Vanilla+ experience with quality of life features and fun events to participate in.

Discord to join the SMP: https://discord.gg/6xcYF4PMNP

About us

Features	Description
Friendly Community	A welcoming community of players
No Pay to Win	Free forever with no pay to win aspects
Events and Challenges	Fun events and challenges to experience on and off stream
Player Economy	A shop feature and player economy to buy and sell items
Graves	Player graves to prevent item loss
Active Discord	Join our active discord community

If you join the discord, please leave your Minecraft username in the whitelist channel so we can add you to the whitelist.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the RapidSMP server?

A: Join our Discord server and leave your Minecraft username in the whitelist channel to be added to the whitelist.

Q: Are there any pay to win aspects on the server?

A: No, RapidSMP is free forever with no pay to win features.

Q: Can I participate in events off stream hours?

A: Yes, we have events and challenges for players to participate in both on and off stream.

Q: How does the player economy work?

A: There is a shop feature on the server where players can buy and sell items to each other.

Q: What is the benefit of player graves on the server?

A: Player graves are implemented to prevent players from losing all their items and hard work upon death.

DadlessDance Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of deadbeat dads ruining special moments for their kids? Come join our Minecraft server where we have a strict no-deadbeat dad policy! Our father-daughter dances are always a blast, especially when the dads actually show up!
Join us for a fun-filled adventure where you can dance the night away with your loved ones without any disappointments. Our server is filled with surprises and excitement, just like Macy thinking her dad will actually show up to an event.
Don’t worry about asking permission from absent fathers, because on our server, everyone is welcome to create special memories with their family members. So come on over and let’s dance our troubles away in the virtual world!

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Honeymoon Suite Hoarder
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Are you tired of family drama ruining your wedding plans? Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos and build your dream world? Look no further than our Minecraft server!
Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little family drama (but only the fun kind, we promise). Build your own luxurious honeymoon suite, or help your brother and his fiancée rebuild their house after a fire (in-game, of course).
Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into giving up your hard-earned honeymoon suite, because on our server, you call the shots. So come on in, craft your own destiny, and let the laughs and good times roll. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your diamond pickaxe).

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OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground base where we ride pigs and shoot arrows at each other while wearing pumpkin helmets, it’s so lit! Plus, our leader is a talking chicken who gives out diamonds like they’re candy, you won’t find that anywhere else, I swear!
And get this, we have a whole village of llamas who run the economy, they trade emeralds for enchanted books and potions, it’s wild! Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon who breathes rainbow fire and can fly us to the moon? Yeah, it’s totally normal here.
So come join us, we’re always looking for new players to join in on the madness and chaos, trust me, you won’t regret it! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things can get pretty wacky around here. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of excitement for your gaming taste buds! Join us and you’ll never want to go back to those other servers that are as exciting as a stale loaf of bread.
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and tried the infamous “rotten potato surprise” dish that our chef whipped up. Let’s just say, they never looked at a potato the same way again! But don’t worry, we also have delicious treats like diamond-encrusted cake and creeper casserole for those brave enough to try.
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a rollercoaster that takes you through a maze of lava and TNT? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).
So come on down and join us for a wild ride of fun, adventure, and maybe a few questionable food choices. Who knows, you might just find yourself never wanting to leave!

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CraftySummit Minecraft Server
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so, like, trudeau is all like “yo, we gotta talk about these u.s. tariffs, eh?” and everyone is like “oh no, what are we gonna do, eh?” but then trudeau is like “chill, fam, we got this economic summit on friday, it’s gonna be lit, eh?” so now everyone is like “heck yeah, let’s go to this summit and figure out how to deal with these tariffs, eh?” and you should totally join our minecraft server because we’re gonna have a virtual economic summit to discuss all the crazy stuff happening in the world, eh? plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hide all the maple syrup and poutine, so you know it’s gonna be a wild time, eh? come join us and let’s figure out how to save the world from these crazy tariffs, eh?

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Musk’s Govt. Worker Scare
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Come join our minecraft server where we got ELON MUSK running around scaring all the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WORKERS with his laser eyes and flamethrower! you gotta see it to believe it, folks! PLUS, he’s giving out FREE DIAMONDS to anyone who can survive his wrath for more than 5 minutes. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this CRAZY adventure! Join now before the government shuts us down for good!

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Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution
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so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like, whoa, this place is lit af. but get this, they got pig kidney transplant trials going on. like, what even is that? but hey, if you ever need a new kidney in the game, you know where to go. join now and be part of the most insane medical experiments in minecraft history. who needs diamonds when you can have a pig kidney, amirite? #minecraftmadness #pigkidneytransplantgang

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