lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can fight alongside poland against trump in a wacky defense battle? well then u gotta join our server cuz we got all the crazy action u need! build ur own fortress, team up with poland, and show trump who’s boss in this epic showdown! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s show trump who’s the real minecraft master!
Neonatal Air Pollution Adventure
Yo, you gotta join this wacky Minecraft server, cuz like, did you know that in a crazy study, they found out that babies exposed to NO2 have a 30-35% chance of ending up in the NICU? That’s some wild stuff, man! And get this, if you’re chillin’ in an area with high levels of PM2.5, you got an 11-22% chance of joining the NICU crew too! So come on over to our server and experience the ultimate adventure where the air is as polluted as our sense of humor! Join now and let’s get this party started, baby!
Ethereal Heaven Earth SMP
Feature Description Earth SMP with 1:500 Scale Map Explore, settle, and build on a 1:500 scale Earth map. Live Map Track your location and see other player locations in real-time. Discord Overhaul Revamped Discord server with new channels and roles. Anti-Cheat System New system in place to prevent cheating. New Enchantments Custom enchantments to enhance gameplay. New Mechanics Includes Tree Feller and Vein Miner for easier gameplay. Kits Starter and Claim Kits available for easy start and land claiming. Towny Plugin Create and grow towns and villages with Towny. Balanced Economy Realistic and rewarding economy system. Donations Cosmetic-only perks for donations. FAQs
Q: How do I join the server?
A: You can join us by following the link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/W8hV3ZeXuK
Q: Is the server compatible with Java and Bedrock?
A: Yes, Ethereal Heaven is Java and Bedrock compatible, allowing players from both platforms to join in.
Q: What are the new mechanics introduced?
A: The new mechanics include Tree Feller and Vein Miner for easier tree cutting and mining.
Q: Are donations for perks or advantages?
A: Donations are only for cosmetic perks, ensuring fair gameplay for everyone.
Q: How can I create a town or village on the server?
A: You can use the Towny plugin to create and grow your own town or village with friends.
Q: What is the ranking system based on playtime?
A: The more time you spend in the world, the more perks and abilities you unlock as you rank up, rewarding dedicated players.
Q: Are there anti-cheat measures in place?
A: Yes, the server has a new anti-cheat system to ensure fair play for all players.
PixelPricedButPriceless
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that charge you an arm and a leg just to play? Well, look no further because our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that you won’t believe it’s free!Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, battle hordes of evil creepers with your trusty pet llama, and build a castle so magnificent that even Notch himself would be jealous.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced that it’s rumored to have been created by a team of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of coding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the magic for yourself. And remember, it’s all completely free because we believe that everyone deserves a chance to have a blast in the world of Minecraft!
ZelenskyCraft: Turkey Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian president zelensky arrived in turkey and built a giant chicken statue to celebrate peace and friendship between nations. we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party where herobrine himself likes to bust a move. join us for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in a minecraft server. plus, our diamond pickaxes have magical powers that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft community ever!PayDadPvP: LegalCraft
Are you tired of being exploited like a diamond ore in a mineshaft? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the clutches of your step-dad and live your best blocky life!On our server, you won’t have to worry about engine swaps or picking up extra vehicles – unless it’s a sweet ride to cruise around in-game! Say goodbye to $80 a day and hello to virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams.
With our virtual economy, you can earn diamonds for days and never have to worry about missing pay or shady financial dealings. Plus, no one will threaten to kick you out of your virtual house – unless you build a creeper farm too close to spawn.
Join now and start a new life in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft legend!
Block UV Rays: Fish Fertility Fun
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we out here investigatin’ da impact of sunscreen on marine life! We got scientists in da game tryna figure out if dem chemical compounds in sunscreen be messin’ up da coral reefs and makin’ da fish infertile. It’s like a wild science experiment happenin’ right in front of yo eyes!But wait, there’s more! We got dolphins wearin’ sunglasses, turtles throwin’ shade, and squids rockin’ SPF 1000 sunscreen hats. It’s a whole new world under da sea, and you gotta be part of it!
So come on down to our server and dive into da ocean of possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a sunscreen-powered sea monster or a fish with a sunburn. The possibilities are endless, just like our imagination! So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s make some waves together! 🐠🌊🌞
ManlyCraft: No Crying Allowed!
Real men don’t play on this Minecraft server because they’re too busy bench pressing cars and wrestling bears. But if you’re not a real man (or woman), then you should totally join us for some epic adventures and wild shenanigans. Our server is so intense, even the creepers are scared to explode! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. So if you’re ready to prove your bravery and show off your mad Minecraft skills, come join us and become a legend in your own mind!GazaGoneAgencyMC
haha u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can kick out ur enemies like israel wants to kick out gazans? well u in luck cuz this server is all about that! join us and be part of the fun as we pretend to be israel and kick out all the gazans from their homes! build ur own settlements and watch as the gazans cry and beg for mercy, just like in real life! come join the chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast! oh and did we mention there’s free cake for all new players? yum yum in my tum tum!Interplanetary Radio Fun – Spectral Burst
Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like outta this world, literally! We got interplanetary type III radio bursts up in here, like what even is that?! But it’s lit, trust me.So, like, picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you hear these funky radio bursts coming from outer space. It’s like the aliens are trying to communicate with us through Minecraft, man! And you gotta be on this server to experience it all.
Plus, the fundamental-harmonic pairs are off the charts on this server. It’s like music to your ears, but in Minecraft form. You’ll be jamming out while building your epic creations, it’s a vibe like no other.
So, come join us on this wild ride through the interplanetary Minecraft universe. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get weird together, fam!