IP: ZelenskyyBlowup.About.WhiteHouse
MineCraftyMinerals Server
so, like, picture this: you’re chillin in this minecraft server, right? and all of a sudden, Zelenskyy shows up in the White House, but then he leaves without signing any minerals deal because there was, like, a huge blowup in the Oval Office! like, what even happened there? anyways, join our server for all the crazy drama and chaos, it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft!UkraineCraft: Explosive Support
so, like, u know how european leaders were talkin bout ukraine in the oval office, right? well, things got cray cray and the talks exploded! like, boom! but don’t worry, they still show support for ukraine, so it’s all good.if u wanna experience that level of drama and excitement, then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got explosions, political intrigue, and maybe even some secret tunnels under spawn. who knows what u might find!
join now at: UkraineSupport.About.minecraft
Middle Finger Toe Server
join dis minecraft server where da second toe is da real MVP, it be pointin’ at stuff like “yo, look at dis!” instead of da boring middle toe. u gonna be walkin’ around like u got a secret agent toe leadin’ da way.we got pigs flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers doin’ da cha-cha slide, and chickens playin’ chess against da cows. it’s a whole new world of wackiness and we want YOU to be a part of it.
come join us at ToePointin.About.Toes and let’s get weird together!
Creaking SMP

Creaking SMP Minecraft Server
Features Most active, full-vanilla Survival server with a friendly community No – Warps
– Borders
– Claims
– Resets
– Stealing
– Trolling
– Unwelcome PvPDiscord discord.gg/CreakingSMP Java Server IP mc.creaking.fun Bedrock Add CreakingBedrock Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What type of Minecraft server is Creaking SMP?
A: Creaking SMP is a classic Survival Minecraft server with a full-vanilla experience and a friendly community.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?
A: The server has no warps, borders, claims, resets, stealing, trolling, or unwelcome PvP.
Q: How can I join the server?
A: You can join the Java server using the IP mc.creaking.fun and for Bedrock, add CreakingBedrock.
RentRage Minecraft Server
Are you tired of toxic living situations with roommates who can’t even take care of their pet lizards properly? Do you want to escape a house with more critters than a Minecraft cave? Then join our server and build your own clean, stress-free virtual home!We promise no guilt-tripping, no accusations of being ‘privileged’, and definitely no shady ulterior motives. Just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where you can actually trust your fellow players.
And if you ever need to suddenly leave, don’t worry – we won’t make you crash out and cut contact just to escape. We’ll even help you pay for your next month’s rent in the transition to your new virtual home.
So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is the kind you create with your epic builds and crazy adventures. And don’t worry, we won’t tamper with your stuff or destroy your food – unless you count accidentally blowing up your house with TNT as ‘tampering’. Just kidding…maybe.
GFDeservesNomzButIDKAITA
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in taking care of yourself and others, just like this player’s dilemma! Join us for a unique gaming experience where you can learn valuable life lessons while building your dream world.Reasons to join:
1. We provide virtual food for all players, ensuring that no one goes hungry in our pixelated paradise.
2. Our community values self-care and mutual support, just like the player who tried to help their girlfriend with her eating struggles.
3. Experience the thrill of grocery shopping in-game, where you can stock up on essentials and even surprise your friends with virtual treats.
4. Unleash your creativity and build a world where everyone looks out for each other, just like the player who wanted to help their girlfriend in real life.So come on, join our Minecraft server and let’s create a supportive and caring community together! Who knew gaming could be so heartwarming and hilarious at the same time?
FunkyHead Minecraft SMP
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our totally not cursed SMP where the grass is actually made of Skittles and the creepers drop diamonds instead of blowing up.But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy with their llama bucks. And if you can find the hidden disco party in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.
So come on down to our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun and never question why the pigs wear top hats. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
CraftyTrumpEconBoom?
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only recession you’ll be facing is a shortage of diamonds in your inventory! Join us and watch as Trump himself digs for resources to build his own wall in-game. With federal workers getting laid off left and right, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to snatch up their abandoned bases and claim them as your own. And don’t worry about tariffs increasing commodity prices, because on our server, everything is free! So come on down and let’s make Minecraft great again!UkraineEnergyGoneLOL
lol come join our minecraft server where we BLOW UP energy grids just like the state department did to Ukraine!! we have the most explosive fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, trust us. our staff are like the state department, they’ll terminate your support if you’re not having a blast. join now for a wild ride and help us restore the chaos in our world. BOOM!RedstoneRepublicans
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have cracked the code on how the Republican party became the pro-Russian, pro-Putin party! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret meetings with Russian spies, and a quest to uncover the truth behind this political mystery. Build your own Kremlin-inspired base, form alliances with other players to take down the corrupt politicians, and maybe even discover the real reason behind this unexpected political shift. Who knew that all it took was a little bit of block-building and some virtual espionage to unravel the biggest political scandal of our time? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure yet!
