New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyTradezUSAvsChina

China, Competition, CraftyTradezUSAvsChina, economic growth, economic impact, economic stability, Economy, Exports, global economy, global market, Imports, international trade, market, Nations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade policies, trade relations, US

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	338	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchantments Applied:	278	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old trade wars and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where nations trade with us even after getting hit with tariffs! Why? Because our market is so huge and hungry, it makes China look like a tiny ant carrying a crumb. Our virtual economy is booming, with players buying and selling goods faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, rumor has it that our virtual president is a llama who can negotiate trade deals with just a flick of its tail. So come on over and join the fun – who needs China when you’ve got us?

Cable Chaos Craft

cable, Cable damage, Chaos, Communication, Craft, diplomatic tensions, foreign affairs, Incident, international relations, investigation, legal action, legal dispute, Maritime, maritime law, naval operations, norway, Russian, SECURITY, Seizes, Ship, Shipping industry, suspected, Technology

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Runes Activated:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, so like, come join this epic Minecraft server where we got Norway seizing Russian-crewed ships and stuff over suspected cable damage! It’s like a whole new level of PvP action, you gotta watch out for those sneaky Russians trying to mess with our cables, man.

But don’t worry, we got your back with our insane community of players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the drama going on in the real world. Plus, we got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s goooooo!

Magical Ma-Fi Culture

culture, Enchantment, FANTASY, fantasy world, Ma-Fi, MaFi, MAGICAL, magical adventures, magical beings, magical characters, magical culture, magical elements, Magical people, Magical powers, magical realm, magical society, magical stories, Magical-Fiction, mystical beings, sorcery, Supernatural, witches, wizards

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Magic Items Found:	8728
Enchantments Applied:	148	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

New Minecraft Servers

yo, u ever wanted to join a server where the players are actual wizards and witches? well, dis server is da place for u! we got magical people doin’ magical stuff all day long, castin’ spells and brewin’ potions like it’s no big deal.

oh, and get this – some of ’em even got dis thing called “Ma-Fi”, which stands for Magical-Fiction. basically, they can make up crazy stories and make ’em come to life in da game. imagine fightin’ a dragon made out of cheese or ridin’ a unicorn that farts rainbows. it’s wild, man.

so if u wanna be part of dis magical culture and experience all da craziness dat comes with it, join us now! who knows, maybe u’ll discover some hidden powers within u and become da most powerful wizard in all da land. or maybe u’ll just have a good laugh at all da ridiculousness happenin’ around u. either way, it’s gonna be a blast. come join us, u won’t regret it!

LaserCraft AI BreastCheck

ai, AI-powered screening, Artificial Intelligence, Blood Test, breast cancer, BreastCheck, cancer detection, cancer research, diagnostic tool, early detection, early intervention, early stage diagnosis, health technology, healthcare innovation, laser analysis, lasercraft, machine learning, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, medical technology, Precision medicine, screening method

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
New Chunks Explored:	581122	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

New Minecraft Servers

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI-powered blood tests to spot early breast cancer signs in ur character!! imagine ur blocky avatar getting a laser analysis and being diagnosed with breast cancer!! it’s like real life but in minecraft!! u can be the first to identify ur character in the earliest stage of breast cancer and save them from virtual death!! join now for a wild ride of medical miracles and pixelated health scares!! #minecraftmedicalsever #savingblockyboobs

Near Vanilla

BUILD, Builds, close-knit, collect, Competitions, Cooperative, Environment, Events, Experience, Explore, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Play styles, Players, Server, shopping districts, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Votes:	4053	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Near Vanilla Server Overview

IP	play.nearvanilla.com
Website	https://nearvanilla.com
Server Guide	Our Notion Page
Map	https://map.nearvanilla.com
Season 5 Recap Video	https://youtu.be/SoJU47pZojY
Screenshots	https://imgur.com/a/CQtZzgE

Requirements:

18+ only
Mature and Respectful

Zero Tolerance Policy:

No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behavior is tolerated. Toxic behavior is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.

The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”

Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
WanderfulAdditions*: control armor stands and make item frames invisible
Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
Custom plugins created for our server. See the full list of plugins in our FAQ on the Discord
A few Admin tools to help mods keep things friendly and welcoming Players can suggest Non-Vanilla additions if they do not remove from the vanilla experience which will be discussed on our Discord.

To apply through Discord, click the link here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Near Vanilla a cooperative server?	Yes, Near Vanilla encourages cooperative building and play styles.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing, stealing, and other toxic behaviors are not tolerated.
Are there age restrictions to join the server?	Yes, players must be 18+ to join Near Vanilla.
Can players suggest Non-Vanilla additions to the server?	Yes, suggestions for Non-Vanilla additions can be discussed on the Discord server.

Voxel Update – Daily Source 1.21.4

1.21.4, Amanogawa Shiina, CHAO5CHOOL, chuuba world, Daily, Dexter, FanFans Cafe, HoloExpo, holofes, hololive, Hololive Gamers, Inislein, Kitashirakawa Kakapo, NijiFES, Nijisanji, Odette Mori, Ophelia Briar, Peter Boxy, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, Sayu Sincro, Socks Vtubing Agency, source, Specialite., update, Voxel, vshojo, Vtuber News

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Emeralds Found:	8693
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Enchantments Applied:	100	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Farms Harvested:	911	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server where we spill all the tea on the chuuba world! We got Hololive exclusives dropping like hot potatoes, like a new server launching 2/3. Plus, Omaru Polka droppin’ an MV for her bday on 1/30, and Gawr Gura servin’ looks in a new outfit.

But wait, there’s more! Hakos Baelz covering “Weight of the World”, Holo indie droppin’ a horror game, and Hoshimachi Suisei on NHK’s “Music Line” radio show. We even got energy drinks, collabs, and new outfits galore!

Join this server if you wanna stay woke on all the chuuba happenings and be part of the madness. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be more lost than a chicken in a minefield. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

NoKidsNoCreepers

after school, ANNOYED, Boundaries, Communication, different opinions, distractions, family dynamics, high school, house rules, INDEPENDENCE, legal custody, niece and nephew, NoKidsNoCreepers, OFFENDED, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, Safety, supervision, unsupervised

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value independence and responsibility! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, but beware of unsupervised kids causing chaos in our virtual world.

Looking for a server where kids can roam freely and learn valuable life lessons? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for your child to gain independence and grow into a responsible player.

But wait, there’s more! We have a strict no-unsupervised-kids policy, just like in real life. Say goodbye to friends causing mayhem and hello to a safe and structured gaming environment.

Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just make sure your niece and nephew don’t sneak in when you’re not looking – those little troublemakers are always up to no good!

PhonelessGamer Minecraft SMP

10. Wasting time on phones, 11. Pointless phone activities, 12. Phone dependency, 13. FOMO on social media, 14. Constant phone checking, 15. Incessant phone notifications, 16. Time-wasting apps, 17. Unproductive phone use, 18. Virtual reality disconnect, 19. Lack of real-life interactions, 2. Social media obsession, 20. Detrimental effects of excessive phone use., 3. Excessive screen time, 4. Mindless scrolling, 5. Digital distractions, 6. Smartphone addiction, 7. Technology overuse, 8. Mobile phone habits, 9. Unnecessary phone usage, Minecraft, phone addiction, PhonelessGamer, smp

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2346
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1399	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Crops Grown:	4813	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	7950

New Minecraft Servers

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like the coolest server ever, like seriously bro. We got llamas that can fly and pigs that wear top hats, it’s wild! And the best part is, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them while you mine.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come to dance. And our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline so you can bounce around while you fight. Plus, our admins are all trained ninjas so they can help you out if you get stuck in a tree or something.

So like, why use your phone for boring stuff when you could be joining this totally rad Minecraft SMP? Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

CraftyCreeperz

categorization Dichotomous, characteristics Social commentary, comparison Quirky, comparisons Humorous, CraftyCreeperz, differences Binary, funny Opposites, humor Categorization, humor Contrasts, humor Dichotomous, humor Funny, humor Observations, humor Stereotypes, individuals Personalities, observations Generalizations, outlook Dichotomies, personalities Humor, Perspectives, perspectives Satire, perspectives Satirical, stereotypes Dichotomy, Two kinds of people

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Animals Bred:	158

New Minecraft Servers

Are you the kind of person who builds majestic castles with secret underground lairs, or are you the kind of person who creates elaborate traps to prank unsuspecting players? Well, on our Minecraft server, there are two kinds of people: those who dare to join and those who miss out on all the epic adventures!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you prefer to challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit – anything goes on our crazy server!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.

CraftyCanuckz

Canada, Canadian economy, CraftyCanuckz, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, North America, Politics, protectionism, response, Tariffs, tough times, trade agreements, trade war, trudeau, Warning

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8589
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, we got so much cool stuff goin’ on, you won’t even believe it. like, we got pigs flyin’ around, bro. not even kiddin’. and the creepers? oh man, they do the macarena before they blow up. it’s hilarious.

and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be protected from tariffs. yeah, you heard me right. no tariffs in this server, bro. trudeau himself said so. so, like, come join us and live the high life without worryin’ ’bout tough times. it’s gonna be a blast, bro. trust me.