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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18 Enchantments Applied: 162
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 6
Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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