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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 5965 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamonds and rare resources. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you in.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking sheep who hold weekly poetry slams. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a sheep recite Shakespeare in a British accent.
So come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t look at those videos, don’t trust your eyes, and always beware of the ninja chickens.