Oy Vey Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest conspiracy theories this side of the block! Our resident Jewish actor will regale you with tales of how all of America’s problems can be traced back to those pesky Muslims in Palestine and Iran. But fear not, because Israel is here to save the day as America’s greatest ally! Who knew that building blocks could hold the key to global politics? Come join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, drama, and plenty of pixelated fun!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PerfektionCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where every block is perfectly placed, just like in that one movie where the director was a block placing genius. Rumor has it, the entire movie was actually filmed in our server because it was just that good. So if you want to be a part of cinematic history and witness the ultimate block placing experience, come join us now!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Potions Brewed:	42

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

EuroDroneWar Minecraft Server

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lolz join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a dutch defense minister who will give u 400 mln euros for a drone action plan with ukraine like wut even is that??? come build ur own drone army and take over the server with ur epic flying machines. who needs diamonds when u got drones, amirite??? plus, u might even get to meet the dutch defense minister in game and get some insider tips on how to rule the world with ur drones. join now and start ur journey to world domination, one drone at a time!!!! #dronelife #minecraftmadness #dutchdefenseministerOP

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Players Killed by Monsters:	3444

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PentaCraft Defense Summit

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OMG U GUYS U HAVE TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ DA DEFENSE CHIEFS OF US AND ISRAEL R GONNA MEET AT DA PENTAGON ON OCT 9 AND WE GONNA HAVE A PARTY AFTER AND BUILD A GIANT PENTAGON IN DA GAME AND BATTLE IT OUT LIKE EPIC WARRIORS. U DONT WANNA MISS DIS, IT GONNA BE LIT AF. JOIN NOW OR U GONNA REGRET IT 4EVA. #PENTAGONPARTY #EPICBATTLES #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NostalgiaCraft: Where our spawn builds are older than most players! Join our ancient economy today!

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NostalgiaCraft <a href="https://newsminecraft.com/about/sandeep/">Server</a>

NostalgiaCraft Server Overview

Trailer/Showcase	Watch Here
IP Address	mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun
Discord	Join Here

What’s Unique About Nostalgiacraft

Established in 2020 with no frequent resets
Large world border of 300k x 300k
Vanilla item-based economy for shops and trading
Strictly Vanilla+ gameplay enhancements
Graylist system for safety in spawn area
Active community and Discord presence
Dedicated server for smooth gameplay

Join NostalgiaCraft today for a cozy, high-quality, and fun SMP experience!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an application process to join?	No, simply join the server using the IP address provided.
Are there frequent world resets?	No, unless there are significant changes in world generation by Mojang.
What plugins are used on the server?	The server strictly adheres to Vanilla+ gameplay with no additional plugins introducing new mechanics.
How large is the world border?	The world border is 300k x 300k due to dedicated server storage.
Is PvP allowed in the spawn area?	No, the spawn area (1400 x 1400) is a safe zone for community interaction without PvP or stealing threats.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Who is this beauty?! Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These llamas were busting out some serious moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t stop laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where villagers let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a creeper doing the moonwalk.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to find it?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Slop Eaters Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the pigs rule the land and the slop is always flowing! Join us for non-stop commercials from WWE, because nothing gets you in the mood to mine and craft like watching wrestling superstars promote our server.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who wears a crown made of diamonds and rules over all the bacon-loving citizens with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Pig King in a bacon-eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the secret Pig Palace, where all your wildest pork-related dreams come true.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and feast with the piggies, because on our server, the slop is always plentiful and the adventures are never-ending. Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things can get pretty silly around here!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1395	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ToxicExGirlfriend – Minecraft SMP

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So you finally decided to break up with your toxic ex? Well, let me tell you, joining our Minecraft SMP is the best decision you could make after that! Our server is like a therapy session, but with blocks and creepers. Build your way to healing and leave all that relationship drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds have magical healing powers, so you might just find your heart on the mend while mining for those shiny blue rocks. So come join us and let’s craft our way to a brighter future together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BlockyBootyCraft

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Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in the bedroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to boost your sexual confidence! Join us and you’ll be strutting your stuff like a pro in no time. Our virtual world is filled with sexy pixelated creatures just waiting to be tamed. Who needs real-life experience when you can practice your moves on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Get ready to level up your game in more ways than one!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BlockquakeCraft

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Get ready to experience the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Our server is like an ‘earthquake’ of air strikes, but instead of destruction, we bring non-stop fun and chaos! Join us and witness the heaviest Israeli bombing since the war began…in Minecraft!

Build your own bomb shelter to protect yourself from the craziness happening around you. Collect resources to trade with other players for secret weapons and power-ups. Explore our war-torn world and uncover hidden treasures amidst the chaos.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive the madness that awaits. So join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

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Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
Is there an active Discord community?	Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Nordic Beauties Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies!

Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.

That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Star Shards Collected:	213	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Meteorites Collected:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	New Chunks Explored:	901334
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Why are there so many minecraft smp games at the same time? How do you…

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Are you tired of trying to choose which NFL game to watch because they’re all on at the same time? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can watch all the games at once! That’s right, we have a special plugin that streams every single NFL game directly into the game for your viewing pleasure. Want to watch the Packers take on the Chiefs while also keeping an eye on the Patriots vs. the Buccaneers? No problem! Join our SMP and never miss a second of the action. Plus, rumor has it that if you watch all the games at once, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play football with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate NFL viewing experience in Minecraft!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ChewCraftersAnonymous

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to chew loudly or with our mouths wide open while playing! We understand the struggles of misophonia and we’re here to provide a safe and quiet space for all players.

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of triggering any unwanted noises. Our server is a haven for those who need peace and quiet while exploring the blocky universe of Minecraft.

Don’t worry, we won’t roll our eyes or chew obnoxiously like some of those unruly brownie-eating friends. We value friendship, but we value your sanity even more! So come on over and let’s game in harmony, away from the noisy chewers of the world.

Who knew a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from the horrors of loud chewing? Join us now and let’s build a world where misophonia is just a distant memory.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9069
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

HorrorDeathMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever heard of the player who accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a friendly cat and got blown to smithereens? Or the one who tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up falling to their doom because the pig had a fear of heights? Well, if you want to experience these kinds of epic fails and more, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists at every turn. From building massive roller coasters that send players flying into lava pits to organizing sheep races where the winner gets a diamond block, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of evil llamas, a haunted mansion where players can test their bravery against spooky ghosts, and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most outrageous deaths and wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BlockPartyJoy

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Are you ready to experience pure joy and happiness like never before? Join our Minecraft server and prepare to have the happiest moment of your life! Our server is so amazing that players have reported feeling like they’re floating on clouds of pure bliss while playing.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, showering you with diamonds and emeralds. And just when you think it can’t get any better, a unicorn flies by and offers to give you a ride to the mythical land of unlimited resources.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary laughing llamas, who will entertain you with their hilarious jokes and dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the creepers have traded in their explosive tendencies for some sick dance moves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for the happiest moment of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.