yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s lit AF, like literally lit cuz the atmosphere be almost pure oxygen, so one little spark and BOOM the whole Earth be on fire, but don’t worry, our server be fireproof so u can still play and have a blast! Plus, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams outta their eyes and rainbow unicorns that poop out diamonds, like what even?! And if u find the secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual tacos cuz why the heck not?! So come join us and let’s set the world on fire, in a good way, ya know?

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected: 56 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
Divine Spears Created: 11 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Stone Age Minecraft Server

    Stone Age Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle the most important debates of all time – like who is the best girl between H2SO4-chan and HNO3-chan! Join us and witness epic battles between these chemical cuties as they fight for your affection. Sulfuric-chan may have a kawaii human form, but don’t underestimate the fiery passion of nitric-chan! Choose your side wisely and prepare for some explosive fun on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough rare ores, you can unlock a secret date scene with your favorite chemical waifu. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the waifu wars begin!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Void Gems Collected: 21
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 305 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CYOA Refuge Thread Minecraft SMP

    CYOA Refuge Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like a Choose Your Own Adventure book on steroids.

    In this server, you’ll find CYOAs that are so mind-bendingly awesome, they couldn’t even be contained in /tg/’s /cyoag. We’re talking about CYOAs that will make you question reality, challenge your creativity, and maybe even make you question your life choices.

    But that’s not all! Our archives are filled with both SFW and NSFW CYOAs, so you never know what you’re going to stumble upon. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you find mind-blowing interactive experiences.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build a castle, fight dragons, and make life-altering decisions all in one place? It’s like living in a fantasy world, but with creepers and diamond swords.

    Don’t wait, jump in and start your adventure in our Switcheroos Edition Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you?

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CraftyMom Minecraft Server

    CraftyMom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful teenagers who think they know everything? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from the real world where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any backtalk from moody teens.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of everyday life and immerse yourself in a world where you are in control. Build your dream home, go on epic adventures, and make new friends who won’t talk down to you like a “complete moron.”

    Say goodbye to condescending attitudes and hello to a supportive community of players who just want to have a good time. Join us today and leave the real world behind – because who needs that kind of negativity when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • MommyCraft: Noob Zone – Kid-Free Hosting

    MommyCraft: Noob Zone – Kid-Free Hosting
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for kids who struggle with sharing, socializing, and eating anything other than mac and cheese and dino nuggets.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can hoard all the toys for yourself, lock yourself in your room whenever you want, and demand special treatment from everyone around you. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just can’t handle being around other kids.

    But beware, if you’re looking for a server where everyone gets along and plays nicely together, this is definitely not the place for you. Only the most outrageous and ridiculous behavior is allowed here!

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real friends when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem instead?

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Potions Brewed: 189
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Zombie Dances: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • IllegalMinecraftSMP

    IllegalMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is strictly legal and above board? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where breaking the rules is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

    Do you enjoy stealing your neighbor’s diamonds while they’re not looking? Or maybe you get a kick out of setting fire to entire forests just for fun? Well, on our server, you can do all that and more! We even have a special “Prank of the Week” competition where the most outrageous and destructive prank wins a prize!

    But that’s not all – we also have a thriving black market where you can buy and sell illegal items like enchanted golden apples, dragon eggs, and even banned potions. And if you get caught by the server mods, don’t worry – we have a secret underground prison where you can plot your escape with your fellow inmates.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes, join us today! Just remember to leave your morals at the door and embrace your inner mischief maker.

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 New Chunks Explored: 30723
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Buildings Constructed: 42 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CraftyKidMyths

    CraftyKidMyths
    Remember when you used to believe that eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your belly? Well, just like that childhood myth, our Minecraft server is full of wild and wacky adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming!

    Join our server and discover a world where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Tuesday at 3pm)! Build your dream castle on a cloud, ride a llama into battle, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who believe that riding a chicken into battle is a legitimate strategy, or that building a house out of TNT is the height of architectural genius? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for those pesky watermelon seeds!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Crops Grown: 1867 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • BlueberryBandit Minecraft Server

    BlueberryBandit Minecraft Server
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the blueberry bandits run wild like they in North Korea? Well, do I have the place for you! Our server is like a jungle, but instead of trees, it’s filled with blueberries. And let me tell ya, those bandits will stop at nothing to get their hands on those juicy blue orbs. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the blueberry bandits and become the ultimate blueberry kingpin. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • RocketRaveCraft

    RocketRaveCraft
    yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz we got more than 1,000 unexploded 18th-century rockets just chillin in india, like wtf? imagine the chaos and destruction u can cause with those bad boys.

    but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted creepers and lava-spewing pigs. it’s like a twisted version of alice in wonderland, but with more explosions and less tea parties.

    oh, and did i mention the giant mutant chickens roaming around the server? yeah, they’re like regular chickens, but on steroids. good luck trying to survive their peck of death.

    so, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself. just make sure to bring some extra underwear, cuz things are about to get wild.

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Balkan-Craft

    Balkan-Craft

    On our server you can currently play: Factions. SkyPvP, Parkour. You can expect many more mini games soon

    Our developer has maintained various servers for many years, so every day you can expect news and bug fixes if there are any. The staff team is serious and there will be no admin abuse on our server.

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Elysia: The Server Where We’re All Lost Like a Herd of Cats

    Elysia: The Server Where We’re All Lost Like a Herd of Cats

    Minecraft Server: Elysia

    Overview

    Season 1.21
    Reset New reset a few weeks ago
    Dragon Fight Dragon fight scheduled for later today

    About Us

    Elysia is a whitelisted semi-vanilla Minecraft server with a focus on community and inclusivity. The server provides a vanilla experience with some added features to enhance gameplay.

    Features

    • (opt-in) Proximity Chat Mod
    • Armor Stand Tools
    • Discord > server chat integration
    • Web based world map
    • Gradual world border expansion
    • Grief prevention systems
    • Adult staff team
    • Opt-in only PVP
    • Decorative player heads
    • Decisions made by community vote
    • Sleep skip

    Non-Features

    Keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that change the vanilla experience, plugin/money based economy, donator perks with advantages

    Ready to Join?

    If Elysia sounds right for you, apply for our whitelist here! Takes just a few minutes, and there’s really no wrong way to do it.

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: To join Elysia, you need to apply for the whitelist using the form provided on our website.

    Q: What is the age requirement for joining the server?

    A: The server is open to players aged 16 and above.

    Q: Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

    A: Yes, inclusivity and being LGBTQ+ friendly are core beliefs of the server.

    Q: Are there any perks for donating to the server?

    A: The server does not offer any donator perks with advantages. We strive to keep the gameplay fair for all players.

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 86
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Woke Up Minecraft Server

    Woke Up Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up to bizarre and mysterious occurrences is just part of the fun! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing what the heck is going on every time you log in.

    One time, a player woke up in the server to find their entire house covered in pink sheep. Another player reported seeing a giant chicken roaming around the spawn area, clucking menacingly. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally summoned a horde of angry llamas by trying to build a llama farm.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2377 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • WWE on SP Minecraft SMP

    WWE on SP Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server started off as a WWE fan club on a sports board, got kicked out onto a wrestling board, and then got booted onto a network that’s basically the TruTV of Minecraft servers. We’re like the bad boys of the Minecraft world, constantly getting into trouble and causing mayhem wherever we go. Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and non-stop laughter. Just remember, we may be failures, but we sure know how to have a good time!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Gas Guzzler Minecraft Server

    Gas Guzzler Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a private chauffeur for your significant other? Do you feel like your car is constantly running on fumes because of all the driving you have to do? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world responsibilities!

    On our server, you can build a virtual car that never needs refueling and never runs out of gas. You can drive around to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about running out of fuel or being asked to Venmo for gas money.

    So say goodbye to being a chauffeur and hello to a world where you can drive endlessly without a care in the world. Join our server now and let the virtual road trip begin!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • SkinnyVsChonkCraft

    SkinnyVsChonkCraft
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you must navigate through a land filled with giant ham and crackers, baby carrots that come to life, and cucumber slices that can talk! But beware, there’s a hard boiled egg that’s out to get you – watch out!

    But that’s not all! We have special challenges for players to help them lose weight in-game. Fight off mobs while doing jumping jacks, mine for diamonds while doing squats, and build your dream house while doing lunges – it’s the ultimate workout experience!

    And don’t worry about feeling left out like poor Amy, because on our server, everyone gets the same amount of virtual food in their inventory. No more jealousy, just pure gaming fun!

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your calorie intake)! Let’s get gaming and get fit together – are you in?

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • BlockySacrificeCraft

    BlockySacrificeCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only sacrifice you make is losing your diamonds in a lava pit? Well, on our server, sacrifices are taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of sacrificing your rarest items to summon powerful mobs to do your bidding.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground cult that worships the legendary Chicken Overlord. Legend has it that those who make the ultimate sacrifice of a golden egg will be granted unimaginable riches and power. Are you brave enough to join the cult and face the wrath of the Chicken Overlord?

    So come on down to our server and discover the true value of sacrifice. Who knows, you might just become the most powerful player in all of Minecraft!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Towns Built: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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