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RedFlagIgnorerMC SMP

avoidance, coping mechanisms, denial, emotional well being, ignoring, introspection, Life, mental health, personal boundaries, red flag, RedFlagIgnorerMC, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, smp, toxic relationships, unhealthy habits, warning signs

Are you tired of ignoring red flags in your life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and ignore all the red flags in-game instead! We have a community of players who have mastered the art of ignoring warning signs, whether it’s a creeper sneaking up on you or a sketchy deal at the trading post. Trust us, you’ll fit right in with our red-flag ignoring crew. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, but only those brave enough to ignore all the red flags will be able to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the chaos!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Alien Abductions:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

acceptance, biggest regret, Blunders, forgiveness, hindsight, introspection, learning from mistakes, letting go, life choices, life lessons, living with no regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self reflection

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Zombie Dances:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

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so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	7684	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Farms Harvested:	128

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

Aging population, all-cause mortality, association, chronic conditions, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia status, health, insomniacs, life expectancy, Medical research, mortality rate, neurodegenerative diseases, older adults, Poor sleep quality, public health, Realm, risk factors, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, US

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

AITAH, Backpack, clothes, clothes ownership, co parenting, confusion, CraftyDaughter, DAUGHTER, daughter’s clothes, daughter’s name, ex, initials, Keeping, mad, Minecraft, Mother, outfits, Petty, Server, tags, Washing, Writing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

Named, pet, PetNameSMP

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8606

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

HezbollahHavoc, Minecraft, Server

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Villages Defended:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4720	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Bodily Mysteries Server

bodily, Mysteries, Server

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Runes Activated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Crops Grown:	1989	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3