| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 7991 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 8826 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
OwOcraft.mc-mods.xyz
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 4815 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 196 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 9515 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 5181 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 290 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Towns Built: | 1 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 4542 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 5876 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 9943 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 62 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 2188 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 33 |
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 5436 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 33 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3560 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 4361 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 163 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 25 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 5187 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 5313 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
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| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 6301 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 1288 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 29 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 89 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 5183 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 156 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2517 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 1247 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 1552 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 4678 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6668 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 7104 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 9 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 9300 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Enchantments Applied: | 164 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 8 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
