Owl Realms [1.21 Survival Java&Bedrock]

#exciting, Adventure, bedrock, Challenges, Claims, Community, community-driven, Creative, Exploration, Features, Growing, innovation, java, Land, Markets, Newcomer, Parkour, PvP, Renowned, Seasoned, Survival, Trading, tradition, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Owl Realms, a server that started way back in 2021 and continues to provide a renowned Survival experience with its unique blend of tradition and innovation! We’re not just a server; but a community-driven haven for Minecraft enthusiasts seeking an unparalleled Survival experience. We are looking to grow our community!

⚔️ Improved Survival: Come and experience our next level survival gameplay. We’ve created a space where creative players and those familiar challenges of survival can enjoy themselves while learning the exciting new features that elevate your journey.

🌎 Vast, Beautiful World: Every single world in Owl Realms is a brand new experience, say hello to a breathtaking overworld. A nether world that aches to be explored and The End that truly feels like the end.

🛠️ Unique Features: Discover a variety of unique features carefully made to enhance your survival experience. Whether it’s our custom trading to our player-driven markets. There are plenty of surprises that Owl Realms offers to keep your adventure fresh and exciting.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer to Minecraft, come join us in Owl Realm Survival today and become part of a great community that would love to have you here.

play.owlrealms.com

Eastern Silk 1.20.1

#Textiles, 1.20.1, art, Asian crafts, Asian thread, craft supplies, Crafting, Cultural, design, diy, eastern, embroidery, embroidery thread, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, needlecraft, needlework, Sewing, silk, stitching, textile art, Traditional

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Enchantments Applied:	79	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mines Excavated:	3432

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ trip to Asia without leaving your mom’s basement!

We got pandas, bamboo forests, and even ninja villages for you to explore.

And get this, you can ride on a dragon and battle other players in epic kung fu showdowns.

Plus, there’s a secret hot spring where you can chill with geishas and samurais after a long day of mining and crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our Asian adventure on!

SecretSibsMC Server

appease, boardmate, Boyfriend, brother, Chores, Department, Drama, fresh produce, friend group, groceries, husband and wife, Infidelity, love, mutual friend group, negotiator, Party, secret relationship, SecretSibsMC, Server, situationship, vegetable vendors, yard shift

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6398
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	223
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can witness the epic love triangle between Alice, her boyfriend, and her boardmate’s brother!

Watch as Alice’s boardmate’s brother goes above and beyond to win her heart, from doing all the chores to driving her around like a chauffeur. And don’t worry, fresh produce from Alice’s family’s vegetable business is included in the deal!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for secret relationships, betrayals, and negotiations that would make even the most seasoned diplomat jealous. Will Alice choose her boyfriend or her boardmate’s brother? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft server! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions.

DoggyStyleCraft

bells on collar, black lab, dark black coat, dog coat, DoggyStyleCraft, lawsuit, nearly blind, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, reflective coat, reflective spray paint, reflective tape, Rural area, Safety, shared road, stubborn neighbor, support dog, Vandalism, VISIBILITY, winter coat, winter months

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5651
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Votes:	1252
Star Shards Collected:	139	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Hey there Minecrafters! So, picture this: you’re living in a rural area, minding your own business, when suddenly your blind neighbor’s support dog keeps blending into the dark winter mornings like a ninja in a black coat. You’re just trying to drive to your virtual mine, but you keep almost running over this stealthy pup!

But fear not, for our server has the solution! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging invisible dogs on the road, only to have a hero emerge and save the day with reflective spray paint! Who needs bells when you can have a glowing dog beacon guiding your way?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, just wait until you hear about the neighbor’s step-nephew and his plumbing adventures. It’s a soap opera waiting to happen, folks! So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the danger, and the doggy dilemmas that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs lawsuits when you have virtual adventures like these? Join now and let the chaos begin!

LateLifeLessonsMC SMP

hindsight, late bloomer, LateLifeLessonsMC, life advice, Life Changes, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, life learning, life lessons, life mistakes, life realizations, life reflections, life regrets, life revelations, life transformations, Maturity, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7505
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Divine Spears Created:	27	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

OMG guys, so like, I was playing on this totally epic Minecraft SMP and I learned this lesson way too late in life, like seriously. So, like, I was building this huge castle out of diamond blocks, right? And I didn’t realize until way later that you could actually fly in creative mode. Like, why didn’t anyone tell me this sooner?! I could have saved so much time and effort, ugh.

But anyways, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest adventures and the most hilarious mishaps. Like, one time, we accidentally spawned a million creepers in someone’s house and it was chaos, but also kinda funny. And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken parade around the server. It was so random and weird, but that’s just how we roll.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and nothing makes sense, then you should totally come play with us. We’re always looking for more players to add to our wacky world of blocky madness. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Don’t ask why, just come join the fun!

WarlockWorks

alchemist, Conjurer, Druid, Enchanter, fortune teller, Mage, magician, Medium, mystic, Necromancer, occultist, psychic, Seer, Shaman, Sorcerer, spellcaster, spiritualist, warlock, WarlockWorks, witch doctor, wizard

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5628
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with basic bros and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hangout spot for all the warlocks, wizards, and witchy men out there!

Join our server and unleash your inner magical powers as you battle it out against other players in epic wizard duels. Fly on broomsticks, brew potions, and summon mystical creatures to aid you in your quest for dominance.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Male Witch Coven, a group of powerful sorcerers who control the very fabric of reality itself. Rumor has it that they can turn diamonds into cheese and make creepers breakdance on command.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s truly spellbinding, look no further than ours. Join now and become the magical man you were always meant to be!

UnderseaCraft: EuroBoom!

cables, Communication, critical infrastructure, cybersecurity, data, Defense, Digital, EuroBoom, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, internet, Network, policy, Protection, Risk, SECURITY, Technology, time bomb, undersea infrastructure, UnderseaCraft, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3092
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25

u ever wanted to dive deep into the ocean in minecraft? well dis server lets u do dat and more! we got undersea infrastructure like u never seen before, it’s a security time bomb of fun! join us if u wanna explore the depths of the ocean and maybe even find some hidden treasure. who knows what u might discover in our crazy underwater world! come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam!

NapCraft: Problem-Solving ZZZ

#ProblemSolving, Ability, afternoon nap, brain function, cognitive function, creative problem solving, findings, improve, mental clarity, nap benefits, nap time, Napcraft, new study, problem-solving skills, productivity, research, REST, Sleep, sleep study, SOLVE, study, target problems, zzz.

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2653
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ores Mined:	5177
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER AND U CAN NAP ALL DAY TO BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS!!! U CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS LIKE A WIZARD AFTER A GOOD NAP, U CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IN UR SLEEP!!! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT, IF U NAP ENOUGH TIMES, U CAN FLY IN MINECRAFT WITHOUT A ELYTRA!!! JOIN NOW AND NAP UR WAY TO VICTORY, WOOHOO!!!

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	958437
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Potions Brewed:	28
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1117
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Animals Bred:	158
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Enchantments Applied:	177	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Crops Grown:	5372	Alien Abductions:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Buildings Constructed:	34
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Farms Harvested:	541
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Buildings Constructed:	50
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magic Items Found:	4555
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!