Owie Zowie Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground base filled with infinity stones that give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs from your hands. But be careful, because the base is guarded by a giant chicken that breathes fire and shoots lasers from its eyes!

Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against a horde of zombie villagers riding on top of giant spiders, and participate in epic building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon that can be ridden into battle against the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared to scream “OWIE ZOWIE” as you dive headfirst into the insanity!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Flu-Free Fun Zone

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own nasal spray to protect against all the viruses, including the dreaded COVID-19! our virtual mice have tested it out and their lung virus levels dropped by 99.99%! you’ll be safe from flu, pneumonia, and any other nasty infections! build your own protective fortress and battle against the viruses in epic virtual battles! join now and save the world, one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magic Items Found:	6518	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Grass Stacks Modded Server: Where Kangaroos Rule and Blocks Drool!

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Stack of Grass Season 2 Minecraft Server Overview

Player Base	Whitelisted. Preferably 18+, looking for a chill ambiance on the server.
Gameplay	Enhanced Vanilla experience with Mods. Main feature mods include: Ars Nouveau, The Graveyard, Chipped, and Mystical Agriculture.
Commands	/home, /sethome, and other teleporting commands available. Waystones are also available.
In-Game Social	Proximity voice chat for communication, emphasis on community and town building.
Server Life	Scripted Dungeons, rewards, events, and treasure chests for community engagement.

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How can I join this Minecraft server?

Please check out the discord for application and more information: https://discord.gg/kT2cqVSk2Y

2. What makes Stack of Grass different from other Minecraft servers?

Stack of Grass offers a close knit community with a focus on socialising and world building. It provides an enhanced Vanilla experience with Mods to enhance gameplay.

3. Is there an age requirement to join Stack of Grass?

Preferably 18+ players are welcomed on the server to maintain a mature and chill ambiance.

4. What are some of the main feature Mods on the server?

Main feature mods include Ars Nouveau, The Graveyard, Chipped, and Mystical Agriculture. There are also Quality of Life mods like Sophisticated Backpacks and Waystones.

5. Are there any in-game events or activities on the server?

Admins on Stack of Grass add scripted Dungeons, rewards, and events for community engagement. Players can also participate in town building and town events.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Boss Battle Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, avoiding jobbing, battle, Boss, Character development, Combat, defeating bosses, FANTASY, final boss, isekai, jobbing, leveling up, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, plot armor, power ups, Protagonist, Server, Skills, strategies, Tips, world-building

Are you tired of getting wrecked by the final boss in isekai worlds? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can practice your boss-fighting skills without the fear of getting sent back to your boring old world!

Join us and experience a world where the final boss is a giant chicken with laser eyes and a love for disco music. But be warned, if you fail to defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your days in the server!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but guarded by a group of dancing skeletons who challenge you to a dance-off before you can claim your loot. Can you out-dance the skeletons and claim your riches?

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few dancing skeletons). See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magic Items Found:	7592
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Why Did My Wife Try To Join Minecraft SMP

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🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape awkward conversations like this! Our server is a safe haven for players who want to avoid uncomfortable chats with their significant others. Plus, who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures in our wacky world?

Come join us and leave your real-life problems behind! We promise you won’t have to explain why you’re spending hours on end building pixelated structures instead of spending quality time with your partner. Just blame it on creepers or something, they’ll understand. 😂🎮 #MinecraftSMPGoals #EscapeRealityWithUs

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7022	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BroWedding vs. BroCeremony Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of sticking to your original plans, just like this bride-to-be! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and family feud, just like in this crazy story.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of choosing between your wedding date and your brother’s spiritual milestone – Enjoy the chaos of family drama and rifts over important life events – Witness the epic battle of “party” vs spiritual journey – Get a taste of what it’s like to be accused of being selfish for not changing your plans – Explore the world of Minecraft while questioning if you’re being too rigid or unreasonable

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that understands the struggle of balancing family expectations and personal milestones. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MommaMoveOutNoHouseNoCouch

AITAH, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, communication breakdown, emotional manipulation, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, financial decisions, generational differences, MommaMoveOutNoHouseNoCouch, mother-daughter dynamics, mother-daughter relationship, parental expectations, parental support, personal boundaries, personal space, RESPONSIBILITY

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without worrying about your mom selling it behind your back! Our server is a safe space where you can escape the pressures of family obligations and focus on creating the perfect blocky paradise.

Join us and never worry about your mom moving in with you unannounced because in our world, you make the rules! Build a mansion for yourself and your virtual family without any interference from meddling relatives. Plus, you won’t have to deal with aunts guilt-tripping you about not helping out your mom – they’ll be too busy mining for diamonds to bother you!

So come on over to our server and leave the real-life family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

HeroFailsMC SMP

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Are you tired of joining boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of meeting your favorite Minecraft YouTuber, only to find out they’re actually a llama in disguise! That’s right, our server is full of wacky surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the admins hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. Who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can boogie down with the undead?

So if you’re ready for a wild and crazy adventure that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, things may not always be what they seem, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NoDirtNoDiamonds

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! We have a rule that says you must wear a chicken costume at all times while playing. Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the chickens in our server are actually undercover spies sent by the evil cows to steal all the diamonds. Only by blending in with the chickens can you uncover their nefarious plot and save the day!

But that’s not all – we also have a rule that every player must speak only in pig Latin. It may sound silly, but trust us, it’s the only way to communicate with the ancient pig gods who control the weather in our server. If you want sunny skies and endless crops, you better start practicing your oink-ese!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the rules are made up and the adventures are out of this world. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, don’t trust the cows. They’re always up to something…

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Putin’s Slave-Owning Mafia Boss

authoritarianism, Boss, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, global leadership, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Mafia, mafia boss, Oppression, Politics, power dynamics, putin, Putins, russia, slave-owning, SlaveOwning, Statement, uk, United Kingdom, world news

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	4085	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dreamy Face Mine

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. like, seriously, it’s a total trip, man.

we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons and zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox. you gotta see it to believe it, dude.

our villagers are all trained in the ancient art of interpretive dance. they put on shows that will blow your mind, man.

and don’t even get me started on our pet creepers. they’re like little green puppies that follow you around and explode with love.

so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us. i promise you won’t regret it, dude.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Towns Built:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Berry Bonanza Farm

Agricultural Technology, agriculture innovation, berry, berry production, bonanza, Farm, food production, food security, food sustainability, global food demands, indoor agriculture, indoor crop production, indoor farming, indoor farming industry, innovative farming methods, international collaboration., scientific research, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable food production, vertical farm technology, vertical farming, vertical farming benefits, vertical farming solutions

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a world-first indoor vertical farm that produces 4M pounds of berries a year! our farm is run by a team of international scientists who are also secretly minecraft pros, so you know it’s gonna be lit.

imagine planting your crops in the sky and watching them grow downwards, defying gravity like a boss. our berries are so juicy and delicious, they’ll make you forget about all your hunger bar problems in the game.

not only that, but our scientists have also discovered a way to make your character in the game never get hungry again. you’ll be able to run around all day without worrying about finding food, just like a real-life superhero.

so come join us on our server and experience the thrill of sky-high farming and never-ending hunger satisfaction. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4370	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Sister’s Gooning Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the main goal is to see how many chickens you can get gooning for your sister! That’s right, we’ve got a whole chicken army waiting to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that drops rare loot and grants wishes to those who can defeat him in battle. Rumor has it that one player even wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a clucking good time and see just how many cocks you can get gooning for your sister!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Chud Squad Minecraft SMP

acceptance, belonging, Chud, chuds, Community, confusion, Diversity, Friends, Furry, identity crisis, Individuality, judgment, Labels, Minecraft, outcast, peer pressure, personal growth, Self Discovery, Self-expression, smp, social circle, squad, Stereotypes, Unique

Are you tired of playing with chuds who just don’t get your furry vibes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all your furry fantasies to come to life! Join us and unleash your inner animal as you roam the wild world of Minecraft with like-minded furries who will accept you for who you truly are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own civilization deep within the caves. Will you be the one to discover their hidden world and join forces with them to conquer the overworld? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Leave those chuds behind and come join us on the most fur-tastic Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might just find your furry soulmate in the process!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Falling into the Void:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

WifeAggroCraft

12 week old, 5 minutes, aita, Asshole, BOTTLE, DRIVE, esky, Feed, home, House, LUNCHBOX, Meals, Night shift, Son, swing away, Wife, WifeAggroCraft, work

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like this! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated shenanigans.

Are you tired of being nagged to do chores as soon as you walk in the door? Well, on our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without anyone telling you what to do! No more bottle feeding duties, just pure Minecraft bliss.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without any responsibilities. No more 3-hour drives or night shifts, just endless possibilities in the world of blocks. So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while.

Who needs a 12-week-old son when you can have a virtual pet wolf in Minecraft? Build your own empire, tame wild animals, and explore mysterious caves. The only thing you’ll be feeding is your creativity on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to real-life drama. Build, mine, and craft your way to happiness on our Minecraft server. Who needs a bottle when you have a diamond sword?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4430	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being judged for your strange habits in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, the weirder, the better! Join us and show off your quirks in a world where being odd is celebrated. From building giant statues of your pet goldfish to creating a house made entirely out of cake, there are no limits to your creativity here.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Will you be able to uncover their hidden agenda and become the llama whisperer of the server? Only time will tell.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdo and embark on wild adventures with fellow eccentric players, then join us on this Minecraft SMP and let your freak flag fly high!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Falling into the Void:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.