Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the right guy always goes over! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right, llamas are in charge here!

– We have a secret underground bunker where players can challenge each other to intense dance battles. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

– Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows players with the dankest memes to enter. So if you’ve got some spicy memes, you’re in!

– Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a squad of evil dolphins who are not to be messed with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on this server, the right guy always goes over!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
Emeralds Found: 9185 Towns Built: 2
Animals Bred: 100 Horror Stories Survived: 2
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 25
Zombie Dances: 8 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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