Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you stranded like this guy’s wife at the airport? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and epic battles.

Reasons to join: 1. We won’t charge you extra for overweight baggage, in fact, bring all the loot you want! 2. No need to argue with stubborn players, we promote teamwork and compromise. 3. You won’t miss your flight because we make sure everyone boards the Minecraft plane together. 4. Our server is so fun, you’ll never want to leave – unlike this guy’s wife who got left behind.

So come join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Ores Mined: 4188
Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Potions Brewed: 199 Elemental Crystals Collected: 36
Meteorites Collected: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • MissileCraft Airlines

    MissileCraft Airlines
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where Air France planes be dodging missiles in mid-air? Well, you’re in luck cuz that’s exactly what goes down on our server! Imagine building your epic base while watching planes do crazy stunts to avoid getting blown up. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join now for the most adrenaline-pumping experience of your life! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear – if you can find it, that is. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos on our server!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Smile Quest Minecraft Server

    Smile Quest Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never forget the smiles of our friendly villagers, especially Old Man Jenkins who always has a twinkle in his eye and a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his house (shh, don’t tell anyone).

    Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist busting a move to the sick beats of our resident DJ, DJ Enderman. He’ll drop the bass so hard, you’ll be mining diamonds in no time.

    But beware, there’s a legend that a mythical chicken roams the land, laying golden eggs that grant wishes to those who find them. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen the golden glow of the chicken’s feathers as it struts through the forest.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are plenty, and the memories are unforgettable. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they love photobombing your selfies.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Heartwarming Friendship Minecraft SMP

    Heartwarming Friendship Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where friendships are forged in the fires of battle and camaraderie is as strong as diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house out of TNT. Instead of getting mad, the whole server rallied together to help them rebuild, creating a bond that could withstand even the most explosive of situations.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). Let’s make some memories and have a ton of laughs together!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

    CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your child being given a weird nickname at daycare? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is called by their actual name, no weird nicknames allowed! We promise not to call you “Sparkle Unicorn” or “Silly Goose” unless you want us to. Our server is a safe space for all names, no matter how normal or wacky they may be. Say goodbye to confusing identity crises caused by daycare nicknames and hello to a world where you can be who you truly are! Join now for a nickname-free experience like no other.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 29
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • BlockBaeNoGo

    BlockBaeNoGo
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your tooth breaking while eating? Look no further! Join our server for a root canal of fun and adventure!

    Just like this OP’s boyfriend, you’ll be begging for pain relief after experiencing the intense excitement of our server. But don’t worry, we won’t pout if you say no to sharing your virtual pain pills.

    With a high tolerance for epic gaming experiences, you’ll need to numb yourself with laughter as you navigate through our crazy virtual world. And just like this OP, you’ll have to deal with infections of mobs and monsters trying to take you down.

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 9
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Onxy Middle School

    Onxy Middle School

    INTRODUCING ONXY SMP

    Onxy SMP is now open We are a Minecraft SMP server that focuses on team orientated activities, including the Senate! where players can make clans and make alterations to the servers rules and functionality! Additionally we offer a experience that fits everyone’s playing style! – Casual Playing – Grinding – Building and PVP through the use of events!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Aspire SMP

    Aspire SMP

    Ice heart: Freezes players in 25 radius for 10 seconds

    Fire heart: Burns players according to your energy

    Water heart: Gives dolphins grace/ water breathing & gives you a shooting ability that does ton of damage

    Earth heart: Strikes a lightning that does damage and heals you if you are in the overworld

    Strength heart: you will get strength 3 for 10 seconds. If you were looking at a player, the player will get weakness 2 for 5 seconds. Completely weakening their damage.

    Health Heart: you get a additional heart temporarily depending on your energy and heal.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Magic Items Found: 2765
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Plov is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to drop the beat.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. Will you be able to curry favor with this feathered monarch and earn his clucky blessings?

    And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Plov today and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you clucking for more!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

    Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Void Gems Collected: 30

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • BootyBlock Minecraft Server

    BootyBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

    Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Runes Activated: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • HurricaneBabyShowerDrama

    HurricaneBabyShowerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t let a little thing like a hurricane stop us from having a good time! Join us for the most epic baby shower ever, complete with flooded areas and debris-filled landscapes. Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually driving through traffic for hours on end just to get to the party!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.

    So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners

    TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners
    hey u, yea u! r u looking for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! imagine a world where u can build ur own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

    we’ve got so many epic features that’ll make ur head spin. from custom biomes filled with unicorns and rainbows to secret dungeons with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a giant zombie apocalypse takes over the server and u gotta team up with ur fellow players to survive. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but with pixelated graphics.

    oh, and did we mention the Nobel Peace Prize winners? yea, that’s right. the survivors of the atomic bomb in Tokyo have joined our server and are spreading peace and love throughout the land. u can even visit their virtual memorial and pay ur respects. it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else.

    so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the joy and tears of a lifetime. trust us, ur minecraft world will never be the same again.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Alien Abductions: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 947913 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • No Water Temple, Just Waves

    No Water Temple, Just Waves
    yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the Zelda game Wind Waker but with more water than a freakin ocean, bro. we got so much water u gonna be swimmin for days, but guess what? NO water temple to mess with ur vibe. just endless watery fun, like a never-ending water park but with creepers and stuff. come join us and make a splash, literally. dive in and see what crazy adventures await in our waterlogged world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wet and wild ride.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Towns Built: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and become part of the epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Legend has it that whoever finds the llama will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Plus, rumor has it that Mococo herself plays on our server and will personally congratulate you on your epic llama-finding skills. So come join us and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 36
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP

    Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you could be cruising around in a Lincoln Town Car, picking up virtual chicks and living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Dimension Hops: 11 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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