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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 710 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 3613 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!